Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 767 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Manners
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Manners

Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot. "NO! NO! NO!" she sc... read more..
Have You Seen Katniss?
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Have You Seen Katniss?

Blindfolded archery: you don't know what you're missing!... read more..
Quote #1803
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1803

"A disappointment can sometimes be a divine appointment in disguise." - Lysa Terkeurst read more..
One-liner #1361
One-liners
Susan Davis
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4431 - March 3, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4431 - March 3, 2019

  Issue #4431                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has found a positive use f read more..
Cybersalt News - March 3, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 3, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder has found a positive use for some of the craziness in this world. You can read "It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/it-s-a... read more..
It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2162
4 min read

It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It

As a child, I remember my mother watching soap operas in the afternoon. I never had much interest in them; I would rather watch The Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto. One afternoon I was sitting in... read more..
The Haircut
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Haircut

A young man had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your gr... read more..
Post-Romance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1831
<1min

Post-Romance

My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight. "What do you think?" she said He l... read more..
The Shoe Fits
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1941
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The Shoe Fits

We maintain an excellent relationship with Holland because of the notwithstanding clogs.... read more..
Quote #1802
Quotes
Susan Davis
2072
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Quote #1802

"Prayer: The world's greatest wireless connection." - Unknown read more..
One-liner #1360
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-liner #1360

Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4430 - February 28, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4430 - February 28, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomor read more..
Introducing Manners
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1809
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Introducing Manners

New to town, I was eager to meet people and make friends. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym. Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said... read more..
Doctor's Writing
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4832
<1min

Doctor's Writing

Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion? The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass. Twice it got him into Radio City Music Hall, and once ... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 28, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 28, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that last week I only said, "Oh look, Thursday!" Oops! I must have been tired. Speaking of tired, be sure to get a good sleep tonight - tomorrow we all start... read more..
Transplant Prices
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Transplant Prices

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," ... read more..
Quote #1801
Quotes
Susan Davis
1977
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Quote #1801

"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream." - C. S. Lewis read more..
Traffic Calming
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

Traffic Calming

I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.... read more..
One-liner #1359
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1359

I always wanted to be a procrastinator!... read more..
Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2120
4 min read

Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were locked in a hopeless Mexican standoff. She was effectively arguing her side of the issue and I was, well, let's say I was not agreeing. I will not say... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4429 - February 24, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
132
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4429 - February 24, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! When it comes to "discussions" with his wife, Rev. James Snyder wishes time was on his side. You can read "Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?" at:www.cybersalt.o read more..
Cybersalt News - February 24, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 24, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! When it comes to "discussions" with his wife, Rev. James Snyder wishes time was on his side. You can read "Is Time a Friend or an Enemy?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i... read more..
Who Am I?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9534
2 min read

Who Am I?

Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's children's chapel on Sundays before the eleven o'clock service. One Sunday, just as I was about to open the door to t... read more..
X-Ray Innocence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1872
<1min

X-Ray Innocence

A young girl of 4 was told she needed an X-ray after an accident. Her mother tried to calm her down, but she was still nervous when the time came for the X-Ray. When she came out of the X-ray room, ho... read more..
Quote #1800
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1800

"Wedding vows are not a declaration of present love but a mutually binding promise of future love." - Tim Keller read more..
Diet Interview
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2041
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Diet Interview

Conflict Resolution: Always ask angry vegans what their beef is.... read more..
One-liner #1358
One-liners
Susan Davis
1895
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One-liner #1358

I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4428 - February 21, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4428 - February 21, 2019

  Issue #4428                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - February 21, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 21, 2019

Oh look, Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
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