Monthly Archive

2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 767 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4424 - February 7, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
106
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4424 - February 7, 2019

  Issue #4424                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We actually are getting some cold weather he read more..
Cybersalt News - February 7, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1106
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We actually are getting some cold weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters so we are trying to stay all snug and warm like today's chicken. I hope you are too! Enjoy t... read more..
Pastoral Staff Prayers
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5009
<1min

Pastoral Staff Prayers

The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would verbalize their prayers at the weekly staff meeting. He led off with, "Lord, my daughter is about to go away to college... read more..
Curve Hand
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4351
<1min

Curve Hand

A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark, stormy night. The night dragged on without a single car going by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Su... read more..
Aging With Love
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1943
<1min

Aging With Love

I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair right at the front, I pointed to my forehead. "Have you seen t... read more..
Quote #1795
Quotes
Susan Davis
2280
<1min

Quote #1795

"In the kingdom of God, as long as you're still fighting, you're winning. God doesn't hand out medals for performance. He hands out crowns for perseverance." - Holley Gerth read more..
No Looking Back
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2080
<1min

No Looking Back

I took my memories back to the dry cleaners to have them repressed. (One Hour Service)... read more..
One-liner #1353
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1802
<1min

One-liner #1353

Descriptions: The pirate skeletons at Disneyland are very life-like.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4423 - February 3, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4423 - February 3, 2019

  Issue #4423                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I'm happy to announce a new way you can help read more..
Cybersalt News - February 3, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1175
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 3, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! I'm happy to announce a new way you can help refugees and persecuted Christians through Cybersalt. Most of you are familiar with the Be a Billionaire fundraiser that helps ... read more..
Relationship with a Purpose
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1857
<1min

Relationship with a Purpose

Managed to befriend a dolphin. We just clicked.... read more..
Quote #1794
Quotes
Susan Davis
1954
<1min

Quote #1794

"May your life preach more loudly than your lips." - William Ellery Channing read more..
Doll Play
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4467
<1min

Doll Play

Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well-known Resusci manikin victim to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci manik... read more..
Human Nature
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3073
<1min

Human Nature

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the f... read more..
Now Do You Feel like a Big Boy?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1979
4 min read

Now Do You Feel like a Big Boy?

Vacations mean different things to different people. For me, the vacation means I am vacating one place and going to another place to do nothing. Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and ... read more..
Lawnmower Words
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4633
<1min

Lawnmower Words

A small boy was pushing a gasoline-powered lawnmower down the street with a "For Sale" sign on it. A man stopped him asked if the mower would run. The boy told him it would, so the man bought it. A ... read more..
One-liner #1352
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2048
<1min

One-liner #1352

Definitions: A reactionary is a man who wants to face the past with confidence.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4422 - January 31, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4422 - January 31, 2019

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few weeks back I preached at the church Susan and I have been attending since I retired from local church pastoring. You can listen to "The Very Thing" at read more..
Cybersalt News - January 31, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1333
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 31, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few weeks back I preached at the church Susan and I have been attending since I retired from local church pastoring. You can listen to "The Very Thing" at:gatewaybaptistc... read more..
Lady's Embroidered Handbag
Pakistan Handicrafts
900
<1min

Lady's Embroidered Handbag

We're excited to present these amazing bags, handmade by Pakistani women. Each bag is beautiful on its own, and doubly eye-catching when matched with the right dress. These traditional bags are indiv... read more..
Irresistibly Loud
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1966
<1min

Irresistibly Loud

Yesterday I saw an ad that said, Radio for sale $1 Volume stuck on full I thought, "I can't turn that down."... read more..
Quote #1793
Quotes
2868
<1min

Quote #1793

"Your wounds will either become walls of offense or windows of revelation depending on how you respond." - Unknown read more..
Restaurant Return
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4653
<1min

Restaurant Return

An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter,... read more..
Nine Things About Aging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2010
<1min

Nine Things About Aging

First, eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second, the older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third, some peopl... read more..
One-liner #1351
One-liners
Susan Davis
1841
<1min

One-liner #1351

Definitions: A university is a community in which people make a living by taking in each other's brainwashing.... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 27, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1266
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 27, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! On the Cybersalt Site, this week we learn about Rev. James Snyder's mid-January New Year's Resolutions status. You can read "The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jok... read more..
Elementary, My Dear Watson!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1822
<1min

Elementary, My Dear Watson!

Never trust an atom. They make up everything!... read more..
The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jokes
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3558
4 min read

The End of all Nonsense and Other Practical Jokes

When it comes to practical jokes, Yours Truly is always on the ready. Throughout my earthly passage, I have perpetuated my share of practical jokes. I will not enumerate them here, the simple reason b... read more..
Dog Exercises
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4732
2 min read

Dog Exercises

You've seen those fitness ads on TV promising amazing results from all sorts of contraptions. Well, there's no need to invest in fancy equipment. If you have (or can borrow) a dog, you have everything... read more..
Human Nature Robbed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1900
<1min

Human Nature Robbed

A burglar who needed money to pay his income taxes decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door, he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked... read more..
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