Monthly Archive

2020

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Quote #1954
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1954

"You may think you can live fine without Christ, but you cannot afford to die without Him." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..
One-Liner #1516
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1516

I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..
What's Kosher
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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What's Kosher

A mom was carpooling her Sarah and friend Melanie to Hebrew School one day when she caught wind of the conversation between the two six-year-olds in the back seat... Melanie, "Our family is kosher" ... read more..
Called In Sick
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4856
<1min

Called In Sick

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargai... read more..
Igniting Communication
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Igniting Communication

Matchmakers like to strike up a light conversation.... read more..
Pastoring
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2911
2 min read

Pastoring

Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's children's chapel on Sundays before the eleven o'clock service. One Sunday, just as I was about to open the door to th... read more..
Riches
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2921
1 min read

Riches

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might ... read more..
And Then It Was Silent No More
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1643
4 min read

And Then It Was Silent No More

During this time of exclusive lockdown, I and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage have grown accustomed to silence. Don't get me wrong here. I do not object to noise as long as it's the right kind... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4589 - October 18, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4589 - October 18, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Thank you to Brian P. who alerted me to the source of the final item in last Chicken Thursday's "Homilies to Live... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 18, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1153
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 18, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you to Brian P. who alerted me to the source of the final item in last Chicken Thursday's "Homilies to Live By." It is originally from the 'Hitch-hiker's Guide to the... read more..
Quote #1953
Quotes
Susan Davis
1592
<1min

Quote #1953

"On a good day, enjoy yourself; on a bad day, examine your conscience. God arranges for both kinds of days so that we won't take anything for granted." - Solomon read more..
One-Liner #1515
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1515

How do I set a laser printer to stun?... read more..
Lost in the Translation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3863
<1min

Lost in the Translation

Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup." They summoned a waiter to complain. Their waiters looked at the menu. Then... read more..
Thanks Mom and Dad!
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3945
<1min

Thanks Mom and Dad!

Contrary to popular belief, it wasn't the apple on the tree that got us banished from Paradise. It was the pair on the ground.... read more..
In a Perfect World
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2735
1 min read

In a Perfect World

You could give away a baby bed without getting pregnant. Forget-me-nots would stimulate the memory. Doing what was good for you would be what you enjoyed doing the most. Pro baseball players would ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4588 - October 15, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4588 - October 15, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There is often a chicken focus on Chicken Thursday but today I need to address a controversy which has arisen in ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 15, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1220
2 min read

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is often a chicken focus on Chicken Thursday but today I need to address a controversy which has arisen in the Cybersalt world. I'm talking about "beegate." On Sunda... read more..
Quote #1952
Quotes
Susan Davis
953
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Quote #1952

  "Hate has never given any good advice." - Ursula von der Leyen read more..
One-Liner #1514
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1514

I plead contemporary insanity.... read more..
Three Non-picked Wishes
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3855
<1min

Three Non-picked Wishes

Walking along the beach, John tripped over a half buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a genie materialized.  "I can't grant your wishes," explained the freed spirit, "Bu... read more..
Homilies to Live By
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4628
<1min

Homilies to Live By

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and read more..
Patient Request
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Patient Request

The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . ." "What makes you think you need all t... read more..
Mischievous Grandkids
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Mischievous Grandkids

My daughter spent the night over at my mom's house one weekend. She is 4 and full of mischief. My mom told her, "You must behave if you want to stay again overnight.” My daughter looked at her and s... read more..
Chillin Ain’t What I Thought It Was
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1598
4 min read

Chillin Ain’t What I Thought It Was

Last week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came up with a brilliant idea. At least, at the time, it seemed brilliant. “Why don’t we,” she began, “take Monday off and just chill?” Since it's be... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4587 - October 11, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4587 - October 11, 2020

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and happy Canadian Thanksgiving in Canuckland! This past Chicken Thursday I discovered that last Sunday's mailin... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 11, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - October 11, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy Canadian Thanksgiving in Canuckland! This past Chicken Thursday I discovered that last Sunday's mailing never went out (I stopped one click short of "send" appar... read more..
One-Liner #1513
One-liners
Susan Davis
1249
<1min

One-Liner #1513

Self-Annihilating Sentence: A good system can transform complexity into chaos.... read more..
Quote #1951
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1951

"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song." - Chinese Proverb read more..
Thanksgiving Grace
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5423
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Thanksgiving Grace

My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of thanks.  When they were old enough, we began letting our children say the meal prayer.  Of course at first they would ask for... read more..
Bank Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5608
<1min

Bank Pun

Man: I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank? Little boy: I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars. Man: Why should I pay you so much? Little boy: Because bank directors are al... read more..
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