Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2480

Calculating Romance

The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply." A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywh... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
447

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you for all of the birthday greetings and wishes last week. It was a pretty busy day with a lot of new flooring being installed by our son, but it was a good day too ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
534

Quote #2047

"Let us never forget the solemn truth that the nation is not constituted of the living alone." - Sir Robert Borden read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
871

The Right to Sit at a Desk

In September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a History teacher at Valley Heights High School in Port Rowan, Ontario, did something not to be forgotten. n the first day of school,... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6377

Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons

*Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons* ~ Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests. ~ See if a yawn really is contagious. ~ Devise ways of climbing into the balcony witho read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
622

One-Liner #1610

I'm a multitasker - I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3233

Remember When

An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man, "Remember when we were younger and you used to hold my hand?" The old man grabs the old woman's ha... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2386

Burn Now or Later

Two people got into an argument. One said to the other, "If you have yourself cremated, all you will be doing is making an ash of yourself!" The other replied, "Well, I'm told that petroleum comes f... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
458

Cybersalt News - November 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Whilst getting something in the backyard of Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, I noticed this fruit tree with a single piece of fruit on it. Here is a riddle for you:... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
508

Quote #2046

The basic premise of religion "that if you live a good life, things will go well for you" is wrong. Jesus was the most morally upright person who ever lived, yet He had a life filled with the experien... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
665

One-Liner #1609

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it yourself - nobody checks.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2917

Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2198

The Art of Revenge

After Old Man McGraw chewed us out, we went over to his house and we drew all kinds of pictures on his driveway, sidewalk, and foundation with sidewalk chalk. That'll teach him to mess with the Mural... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1601

Teasing

My grandson, Justus, age 10, and his sister Taylor, age 13, were always teasing each other. One day, Justus was getting "sensitive" about things his sister was saying to him. I reminded him that he ha... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3482

Politically Correct Commenting

How to be politically correct when you comment about women... She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MU... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8079

Red, White and Blue

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue a... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
465

Cybersalt News - November 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a rare one at that because today is my birthday. My birthday has not fallen on a Chicken Thursday since 2010 and will not again until 2027!  How old am I? Let's j... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
504

Cybersalt News - October 31, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. The fire on the cargo ship off the coast of Cybersalt World Headquarters is out. All that is left is for the salvage company to collect all the fridges and other cargo that... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
500

Quote #2045

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars. - Khalil Gibran... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
658

One-Liner #1608

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, "Close enough."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4743

Isn't That Nice?

Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood (one of whom was from Texas) were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman, who was not from Texas, said, "When my f... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2287

Personality Spill

I walked into a coffee shop to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform. "I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?" I asked. The w... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2044

Treasures in Heaven

Old man Fielding, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity and escorted him to his new abode. Walking past nu... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6053

Changing Jobs

A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role. "Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, b... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
516

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new items are scattered and somewhat unrelated - much like my thoughts lately! If you have tried to visit any of the pages on the Cybersalt.org site during the pas... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
537

Quote #2044

Do not look where you fell. Look where you slipped. - African Proverb... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
665

One-Liner #1607

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to "fall asleep right now."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1669

Gas Prices

Do you think a gallon of gas is expensive? Just put things a bit in perspective. Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 = $1... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6518

Sponge Mistake

In the doctors office two patients are talking. "You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake." "A sponge!" exclaims the other. "And do you feel much pain... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4803

I Do?

A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.... read more..