Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4733
2 min read

Nesting Birds

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A Goober named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Milli... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3005
<1min

Nap on My Watch!

“Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2801
<1min

Hints, Communication, Marriage, Lesson Learned

My father, a submariner, was often out at sea for family occasions. As a result, he sometimes forgot about them. One year he missed my mother's birthday. Unfortunately, it was impossible for her to t... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
134
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4639 - April 22, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news to catch up on this week. First of all, last week I asked if anyone could tell me what it ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1195
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 22, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news to catch up on this week. First of all, last week I asked if anyone could tell me what it said on my t-shirt in my vaccination picture. Congratulatio... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3835
<1min

Natural Laws

"The Law of Volunteering"If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law of Avoiding Oversell"When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. "The La read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1468
<1min

Quote #2002

"In a society that profits from your self-doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1457
<1min

One-Liner #1565

She calls her car "flattery" because it gets her nowhere.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2846
<1min

Meeoowww!

“Gossip : Letting the chat out of the bag!”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2443
<1min

Marital Difficulties

From "The Brandon Republican and Eastern Advocate," of Brandon, Mississippi, Volume 1, Number 39, December 29, 1837 NOTICE TO YOUNG LADIES, WIDOWS AND OLD MAIDS Whereas my husband, Isaac W. Odom, le... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4455
1 min read

Engineering Dictionary

What the Engineer Says (and what it means) A number of different approaches are being tried.(We are still grasping at straws.) We're working on a fresh approach to the problem.(We just hired three k... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1703
4 min read

What’s so Peasy About Easy?

I am nowhere to be found when it comes to crafts, remodeling, and just plain fixer-uppers. My carpentry skills are nowhere to be found even though I've looked for a long time. If I try to fix somethin... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
128
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4638 - April 18, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I recently discovered that the Cybersalt newsletter archives are showing the same issue over and over and over a... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1169
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I recently discovered that the Cybersalt newsletter archives are showing the same issue over and over and over again instead of the different issue that went out in ea... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1313
<1min

Quote #2001

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2893
<1min

Disney Security

A long time ago, when the internet was just beginning and simple passwords were needed to protect accounts, my kids were among those who loved going on the Web. They kept track of their passwords by w... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2706
<1min

Charitable Giving

A large, well built man visited the church and asked to see the pastor's wife, who was well known for her charity. As he spoke to her he said in a voice breaking with emotion, 'I'd like to draw your... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3896
<1min

In the Bag

I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1569
<1min

One-Liner #1564

Overheard: Young bride to friend ... "I'm glad my parents chose my husband for me; I'd hate to think I'd picked him myself."... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
200
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4637 - April 15, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing on Sunday due to a software update that broke something. As you can see, it's all fixed! Th... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1147
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 15, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing on Sunday due to a software update that broke something. As you can see, it's all fixed! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that Gran... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6860
<1min

Irritation, Aggravation And Frustration

A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration. Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered he asks, "Can I speak... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1785
4 min read

Seeing Can Be Rather Expensive

As I get older, and my goal is to get as old as I can, I begin to realize some of the things I haven't noticed in my life. You know how it is; things creep up little by little, and then all of a sudde... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1466
<1min

Quote #2000

"If you add anything to Christ, you lose Christ. Salvation is in Christ alone, by grace alone, through faith alone." - John Stott read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1338
<1min

One-Liner #1563

He who hesitates is interrupted!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4224
<1min

Heavenly Music

I attend a small village church in rural Pennsylvania. On any given Sunday, we may have six or seven faithful little ones who come with their parents for the entire church service. Pastor has a white... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2437
<1min

Career Training

The proprietor of a small village drugstore was called out one sleepy summer morning, leaving the establishment temporarily under the sole management of a very young, and very uneducated, clerk. "Jus... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4636 - April 8, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Lately, I have been enjoying keeping an eye on the newest volcanoes in Iceland. I mean, I have really been enjoyi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1032
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 8, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Lately, I have been enjoying keeping an eye on the newest volcanoes in Iceland. I mean, I have really been enjoying them! Does being over fascinated with young geysers mea... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1434
<1min

Quote #1999

  "Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for men in t-shirts and jeans." - Unknown read more..