Monthly Archive

2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 726 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Bar Houdini
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3940
<1min

Bar Houdini

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he coul... read more..
One-Liner #1562
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1562

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.... read more..
Salmonauto
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2830
<1min

Salmonauto

What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink? A pink carnation.... read more..
Stubborn Problem
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2265
<1min

Stubborn Problem

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other color... read more..
Parrot Attitude
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7698
<1min

Parrot Attitude

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John t... read more..
Be Careful What You Smile About
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1767
4 min read

Be Careful What You Smile About

I am a student of smileology and have been just about all my life. If you can't smile at something,it's not worth thinking about. Of course, certain things in life are serious, but not that many.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4635 - April 4, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
136
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4635 - April 4, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsEaster Rock by Cybersaltine Marilyn H.Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! Speaking of Good Friday, Grandma Cybersalt and I... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 4, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1122
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 4, 2021

Easter Rock by Cybersaltine Marilyn H.Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! Speaking of Good Friday, Grandma Cybersalt and I watched an online Good Friday service which was a cooperat... read more..
Egg Contents
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3894
<1min

Egg Contents

One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?" ... read more..
Sea You Later
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2861
<1min

Sea You Later

“When the big earthquake happens and southern California separates from the mainland it will be San Andreas' fault.”... read more..
The Merely Festal
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2597
<1min

The Merely Festal

There is a stage in a child's life at which it cannot separate the religious from the merely festal character of Christmas or Easter. I have been told of a very small and very devout boy who was hear... read more..
Quote #1998
Quotes
Susan Davis
1427
<1min

Quote #1998

  "The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit Christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to see in." - Peter Marshall read more..
One-Liner #1561
One-liners
Susan Davis
1501
<1min

One-Liner #1561

If at first you DO succeed, try to hide your astonishment!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4634 - April 1, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4634 - April 1, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Lizard Thursday - and welcome to the first day of April! Thanks to Cybersaltine Lizzy D. for sending in today's lizard picture. Who... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 1, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 1, 2021

Oh look, Lizard Thursday - and welcome to the first day of April! Thanks to Cybersaltine Lizzy D. for sending in today's lizard picture. Who would have thought Lizard Thursday would have caught on wh... read more..
Offertory Prayer
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
8792
<1min

Offertory Prayer

A visiting minister was eloquent during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord,"  he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you we are but dust. . ... read more..
Quote #1997
Quotes
Susan Davis
1449
<1min

Quote #1997

"The art of language requires skills in not speaking quite as much as skills in speaking." - Eugene Peterson read more..
Fuel Trudge
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4074
<1min

Fuel Trudge

After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it was out of gas. A passerby told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas can from the ... read more..
Basement Dreams
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3104
<1min

Basement Dreams

The author considered his wine collection a best cellar.... read more..
Parental Nagging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2692
<1min

Parental Nagging

Constant nagging didn't seem to provide any relief from having to clean up the bathroom after each of my three teenage children. After I cleaned it one day, I resorted to posting a sign that read: "P... read more..
One-Liner #1560
One-liners
Susan Davis
1416
<1min

One-Liner #1560

The only problem with buying a book on amnesia is that you are likely to forget where you put it!... read more..
Ants, Ants, Ants, Where's the Uncles
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1867
4 min read

Ants, Ants, Ants, Where's the Uncles

 I have learned in my life that the small things are the ones that get you down. You would think the big things are the ones to steal most of your time. But those big things call attention to the read more..
Taste It
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3971
<1min

Taste It

One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he turned away to return to the kitchen the customer stopped him, calling:......"Waiter!" WAITER: "Yes, sir, is there ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4633 - March 28, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4633 - March 28, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone and Happy Palm Sunday! When I was pastoring local churches, many times I said, "If people listened to their doctor... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 28, 2021
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1233
2 min read

Cybersalt News - March 28, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Palm Sunday! When I was pastoring local churches, many times I said, "If people listened to their doctor like they listened to their pastor, they'd be dead." ... read more..
Quote #1996
Quotes
Susan Davis
1374
<1min

Quote #1996

  "Blessed is the King who comes in the name of the Lord! Peace in heaven and glory in the highest!" And some said to him, "Teacher, rebuke your disciples." He answered, "I tell you, if these we read more..
Pet Rations
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Pet Rations

“Food for bad dogs is bought by the pound.”... read more..
One-Liner #1559
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1559

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.... read more..
The Lamb
Illustrations
Susan Davis
1741
3 min read

The Lamb

"A little lamb was born all wooly-white with skinny legs and a wet nose, pretty much like all the other little lambs. But as the lamb grew into a sheep, the other sheep began to notice a difference. T read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4632 - March 25, 2021
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4632 - March 25, 2021

Click here to view this edition online!  Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! My friend, Brian has a hobby farm and one of the animals he farms is . . . . . . , you got it - chickens! Yesterd... read more..
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