Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 685 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Loving Your Neighbour
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2593
<1min

Loving Your Neighbour

Some neighbors of my grandparents gave them a pumpkin pie as a gift. As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad. In fact, it was so inedible that my grandmo... read more..
Strangest Dream
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4213
<1min

Strangest Dream

"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his psychiatrist. "I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. You can imagine, I found this read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4740 - June 23, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4740 - June 23, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Hang in there, Southerners, the sun is on its way bac! Thanks... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 23, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - June 23, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Hang in there, Southerners, the sun is on its way back! Thanks to Cybersaltine, D McCormick, who sent along this fun litt... read more..
Musical Sticks
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4121
<1min

Musical Sticks

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he... read more..
Quote #2097
Uncategorised
Susan Davis
1399
<1min

Quote #2097

"Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability." - Sam Keen read more..
One-Liner #1660
One-liners
Susan Davis
1243
<1min

One-Liner #1660

When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kind of like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away." - Mitch Hedberg... read more..
By Cupid
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2699
<1min

By Cupid

For what kind of tooth can you be sure the tooth fairy will leave exactly one dollar? A buck tooth.... read more..
Romance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2688
<1min

Romance

One day a young man was writing a letter to his girl friend who lived just a few miles away in a nearby town. Among other things, he was telling her how much he loved her and how wonderful he thought ... read more..
Think of a Number
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4468
<1min

Think of a Number

Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. Dark, isn't ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4739 - June 19, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4739 - June 19, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Fathers Day for those of you celebrating that today. Thank you so much for your kind words and praye... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 19, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1080
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 19, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Fathers Day for those of you celebrating that today. Thank you so much for your kind words and prayers for Susan and I. We are recovering nicely. Today we went ... read more..
What the World Needs Today Are Fathers
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1832
4 min read

What the World Needs Today Are Fathers

There is much talk today about what’s wrong with our society. That list is pretty long, but the most important cause of problems in our culture today is the lack of fathers. So many children grow up w... read more..
Quote #2096
Quotes
Susan Davis
1301
<1min

Quote #2096

"A father carries pictures where his money used to be." - Steve Martin read more..
One-Liner #1659
One-liners
Susan Davis
1258
<1min

One-Liner #1659

"You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..
Fatherly Chat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4178
<1min

Fatherly Chat

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a chat. "So what ar... read more..
Dad's on Computers
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2688
<1min

Dad's on Computers

A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six- year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's ... read more..
Father's Occupation
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5202
<1min

Father's Occupation

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little Johnny. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" " read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4738 - June 16, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4738 - June 16, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday!  Well, things have been quite discombobulated at Cybersalt the past 3 weeks. I know you know that Grandma C... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 16, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1040
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Hang in there, Southerners, the sun is on its way bac! Thanks to Cybersaltine, D McCormick, who sent along this fun littl... read more..
Actual Hiker Comments
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4158
2 min read

Actual Hiker Comments

These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips: "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag o... read more..
Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3835
<1min

Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop

Top 12 things not to say to a cop who has pulled you over: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. ... read more..
Quote #2095
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1313
<1min

Quote #2095

"If you feel pain, you're alive. If you feel other people's pain, you're a human being." - Leo Tolstoy read more..
Father's Letter
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2875
3 min read

Father's Letter

My Child, You may not know me, but I know everything about you - Psalm 139:1 I know when you sit down and when you rise up - Psalm 139:2 I am familiar with all your ways - Psalm 139:3 Even the ver... read more..
Centsless Labor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7281
<1min

Centsless Labor

The unionized workers at the Federal Mint went on strike today. They are demanding to make less money!... read more..
One-Liner #1658
One-liners
Susan Davis
1294
<1min

One-Liner #1658

If you can't think of a word, say, "I forgot the English word for it;" that way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4737 - June 5, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4737 - June 5, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. Today is another abbreviated mailing while we are travelling. Grandma Cybersalt has come down with a bug and sl... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 5, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1059
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 5, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Today is another abbreviated mailing while we are travelling. Grandma Cybersalt has come down with a bug and slept most of the day yesterday. Please pray she will get bett... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4736 - June 2, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4736 - June 2, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday!  Grandma Cybersalt and I are halfway through our 2 week trip. I am sneaking a bit of time on the computer b... read more..
Cybersalt News - June 2, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1059
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 2, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  Grandma Cybersalt and I are halfway through our 2 week trip. I am sneaking a bit of time on the computer before bed to send out an abbreviated mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
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