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There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper ... read more..

As my Uncle Fred used to say, "One of the great benefits of getting old is that you know everything." If you had ever met Uncle Fred, you would easily conclude that he certainly wasn’t getting old. ... read more..

You cannot see your reflection in boiling water. Similarly, you cannot see the truth in a state of anger. When the water calms, clarity comes. - unknown... read more..

A throw-back joke to the late '90s when everyone was concerned about the year 2000 and what might happen to all the computers as one century ended and a new one began. Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and... read more..

Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.... read more..

You gave me words of kindness tied with a ribbon of gold, hearing them was important to heal my heart and soul. Your gift of words made a difference when I was down and blue, questioning why I bother... read more..

If you see a toilet in your dreams, DO NOT USE IT!... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone - and happy Father's Day to those who are celebrating! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday as Grandma Cybersalt and I were spending the last night of trip back east ... read more..

"Dad hugs are strong hugs that can say so many things, like 'I've got you. I'm always right here. And I'll always love you.'" - Melvina Young read more..

Chickens: The pet that poops breakfast!... read more..

There are very few things in my life I regret; at least that I can remember. One of the good things about getting old is that you can forget many things. The important thing is to forget the right th... read more..

A teacher was upset that one little boy was swearing in class. "Todd," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear those words?" "My daddy says that," Todd replied. "Well... read more..

A Baptist preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to come to church Sunday morning. It seems that this man was a producer of fine peach brandy, and told the preacher that he w... read more..

My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.  "I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad's lips." The six-year-old said, "And I look just li... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a very nice visit with our eldest daughter and her family. Today we are all heading up for the second half of trip to spend some time wi... read more..

Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: - The future of "I give" is "I take.... read more..

"Surround yourself with people who fight for you in rooms you aren't in." - unknown read more..

One day on the way home from church a little girl turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's sermon this morning confused me." The mother said, "Oh! Why is that? The girl replied, "Well, ... read more..

"I didn't have time to jog this morning." "You say that every day." "I know. It's a running joke." read more..

I just bought this new TV and it says, "Built in Antenna;" I don't even know where that is.... read more..

Recently, the A/C company we use came and did their yearly inspection. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage took them around to the places that needed inspection. Everything turned out to be quite w... read more..

Many people, when thinking about a good church, have an idea of a beautiful church building with good seating arrangements, good parking, and a lawn where I can walk. This kind of person does not... read more..

Environmentalists and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and t... read more..

It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and aske... read more..

I was standing in line at the bank when there was a commotion at the counter. A woman was distressed, exclaiming, "Where will I put my money?! I have all my money and my mortgage here!! What will happ... read more..

I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's a second passenger who is not wearing their seatbelt.... read more..

In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a yellow sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit. "I can't do that!" the lady said. "The sweater ... read more..

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, it looks like even though I have been sending out the Digest the last couple of weeks, but it has not been going out because I accidentally turned off the CRON job wh... read more..

Nothing calms me down more than a mystery when I have a busy week. The other afternoon I got caught up and faced some rather stressful situations. The remedy to all of this would be to watch one of t... read more..