Monthly Archive

2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 723 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Beach Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3742
2 min read

Beach Pun

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, exce... read more..
One-Liner #1766
One-liners
Susan Davis
1047
<1min

One-Liner #1766

I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 13, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1018
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday due to Grandma Cybersalt and I getting to spend some bonus time with our visitors. In this case, bonus time equals the ... read more..
I’m Too Smart to be Stupid
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1485
4 min read

I’m Too Smart to be Stupid

After being married for over 50 years, my wife, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, knows more about me than I know about myself. At least, that's the perception I get from her actions. It must... read more..
Plane Seat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4099
<1min

Plane Seat

It was Judi's first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat." "Go away and f... read more..
Bathroom Supply
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3701
<1min

Bathroom Supply

In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store. We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion... read more..
Christianity Is a Crutch
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2826
2 min read

Christianity Is a Crutch

By Reverend Isaac Unger - Used With Permission I clearly recall the day that one of my professors and I sat for several hours discussing the validity of Christianity's claims and the credibility of t... read more..
Quote #2200
Quotes
Susan Davis
1121
<1min

Quote #2200

"There are two ways to read Scripture - the way a lawyer reads a will and the way an heir reads a will." - Alexander Whyte read more..
One-Liner #1765
One-liners
Susan Davis
1149
<1min

One-Liner #1765

"She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said, 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair." - Red Skelton read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4844 - August 6, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
144
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4844 - August 6, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday due to Grandma Cybersalt and I getting to spend some bonus ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4843 - August 3, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
149
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4843 - August 3, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are enjoying a visit with our friend (my late friend's wife) and two of their children. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 3, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
998
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are enjoying a visit with our friend (my late friend's wife) and two of their children. It is bittersweet that Darrell is not here and I miss him so... read more..
Helicopter Ride
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4388
<1min

Helicopter Ride

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is... read more..
Dizzy Is As Dizzy Says
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1486
4 min read

Dizzy Is As Dizzy Says

Several years ago, I had a heart attack, which surprised my family and friends, who didn't know I had a heart. I was not sure I had a heart either until that day it attacked me. What my heart had aga... read more..
Quote #2198
Quotes
Susan Davis
1078
<1min

Quote #2198

Faith can move mountains but don't be surprised if God hands you the shovel. - Unknown... read more..
Computer Cup Holder
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6375
<1min

Computer Cup Holder

This is the call a Tech Rep friend of mine took one day: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech Rep: "Yes, it is.  How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am... read more..
Bell Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
9386
<1min

Bell Pun

Fran and Al were honeymooning in France, visiting all the historic sites. Today's highlight was to have been the visit to the famous bell tower at the Cathedral of Saint Lorraine near Nice. They had ... read more..
Red Tape
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2370
<1min

Red Tape

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, the nurse said it had. I asked if it was a boy or girl and... read more..
One-Liner #1763
One-liners
Susan Davis
1241
<1min

One-Liner #1763

The word queue is ironic - it's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.... read more..
If Only I Had it My Way
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1457
4 min read

If Only I Had it My Way

Every once in a while, I have a little thought giggling in my brain to the effect that if only I had it my way. I don’t have it often, but I try to take it seriously when I do. My personal history is... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4842 - July 30, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
150
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4842 - July 30, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! There was not Digest last Chicken Thursday: I was just too tired to put it together. I feel a bit guilty about ... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 30, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1083
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 30, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was not Digest last Chicken Thursday: I was just too tired to put it together. I feel a bit guilty about that because just as I was giving up for the day, our daught... read more..
Modern Day Proverbs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6478
2 min read

Modern Day Proverbs

ON DEEP THOUGHTS: A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES: There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane".  If you buy this, take it home, play it, and... read more..
Baseball Puns
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6236
<1min

Baseball Puns

Baseball was a well-established sport even in biblical times: Genesis 1:1 ... "In the big inning" Genesis 24:15,16 ... "Rebekah went to the well with a pitcher" Numbers 11:32 ... "ten homers" Seco... read more..
Passing Along Wisdom
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2420
<1min

Passing Along Wisdom

"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, do fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke read more..
Quote #2197
Quotes
Susan Davis
1260
<1min

Quote #2197

"People ask how I stay so positive after losing my legs ... I simply ask how they stay so negative with theirs." - Sgt Johnny Joey Jones read more..
One-Liner #1762
One-liners
Susan Davis
1051
<1min

One-Liner #1762

Hike in groups; bears like to have options.... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 23, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
946
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! The big news at Cybersalt World Headquarters is the "no news yet" as Grandma Cybersalt and I await news of the arrival of our 6th grandchild - due 3 days ago! We know it i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4841 - July 23, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4841 - July 23, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! The big news at Cybersalt World Headquarters is the "no news yet" as Grandma Cybersalt and I await news of the ... read more..
What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1617
4 min read

What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything?

After my heart attack, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage enacted a dietary regimen in accordance with improving my health. The theme of this dietary regimen is vegetables, vegetables, vegetabl... read more..
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