Monthly Archive

2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 723 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - June 11, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
952
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a very nice visit with our eldest daughter and her family. Today we are all heading up for the second half of trip to spend some time wi... read more..
Kids Say the Darndest Things
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11643
3 min read

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: - The future of "I give" is "I take.... read more..
Quote #2185
Quotes
Susan Davis
1490
<1min

Quote #2185

"Surround yourself with people who fight for you in rooms you aren't in." - unknown read more..
God's Indwelling, The Christian Life
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2817
<1min

God's Indwelling, The Christian Life

One day on the way home from church a little girl turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's sermon this morning confused me." The mother said, "Oh! Why is that? The girl replied, "Well, ... read more..
Exercise Repetition
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1132
<1min

Exercise Repetition

"I didn't have time to jog this morning." "You say that every day." "I know. It's a running joke." read more..
One-Liner #1750
One-liners
Susan Davis
1190
<1min

One-Liner #1750

I just bought this new TV and it says, "Built in Antenna;" I don't even know where that is.... read more..
Fool Me Once and You Will Be the Fool
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1538
4 min read

Fool Me Once and You Will Be the Fool

Recently, the A/C company we use came and did their yearly inspection. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage took them around to the places that needed inspection. Everything turned out to be quite w... read more..
Virtues of a Church 
Suneel Barkat
Pastor Tim
3592
3 min read

Virtues of a Church 

Many people, when thinking about a good church, have an idea of a beautiful church building with good seating arrangements, good parking, and a lawn where I can walk. This kind of person does not... read more..
Coyote Solution
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3428
<1min

Coyote Solution

Environmentalists and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and t... read more..
Identity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2707
<1min

Identity

It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and aske... read more..
Bank Worries
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2812
<1min

Bank Worries

I was standing in line at the bank when there was a commotion at the counter. A woman was distressed, exclaiming, "Where will I put my money?! I have all my money and my mortgage here!! What will happ... read more..
One-Liner #1749
One-liners
Susan Davis
1206
<1min

One-Liner #1749

I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's a second passenger who is not wearing their seatbelt.... read more..
Dog Sweater
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4668
<1min

Dog Sweater

In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a yellow sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit. "I can't do that!" the lady said. "The sweater ... read more..
Quote #2184
Quotes
Susan Davis
1032
<1min

Quote #2184

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison read more..
Cybersalt News - June 8, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
946
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 8, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, it looks like even though I have been sending out the Digest the last couple of weeks, but it has not been going out because I accidentally turned off the CRON job wh... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4829 - June 6, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4829 - June 6, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, it looks like even though I have been sending out the Digest the last couple of weeks, but it has not been... read more..
Nothing Like a Mystery to Calm My Nerves
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1565
4 min read

Nothing Like a Mystery to Calm My Nerves

Nothing calms me down more than a mystery when I have a busy week. The other afternoon I got caught up and faced some rather stressful situations. The remedy to all of this would be to watch one of t... read more..
Who’s Been Fiddling with My Mind?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1397
4 min read

Who’s Been Fiddling with My Mind?

When it comes to music, I am an amateur in every regard. I signed up for a violin class in first grade and took lessons. After about a month, the teacher met with my parents and begged them to pull me... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4828 - May 25, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4828 - May 25, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at a conference in beautiful Banff, Alberta. This i... read more..
Pond Surprise
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3369
<1min

Pond Surprise

This fella had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back yard and had it fixed up nice with picnic tables, horse shoe pits, a basketball court, etc. The pond was f... read more..
Relaxing is not Always so Relaxing
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1589
4 min read

Relaxing is not Always so Relaxing

For the past several weeks, (or has it been several months?) I’ve been busy with many projects to complete. Finally, I finished my latest manuscript and sent it in; all the other projects were also f... read more..
One-Liner #1748
One-liners
Susan Davis
1165
<1min

One-Liner #1748

Sadly, I do most of my proof-reading after I hit sned.... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 25, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1061
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 25, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are away at a conference in beautiful Banff, Alberta. This is related to the work that we (mostly Susan) do helping chur... read more..
Medical Options
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1280
<1min

Medical Options

Well, I can knock the patient out with gas, or a boat paddle. It's an ether / oar situation.... read more..
The Rules of Combat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10764
2 min read

The Rules of Combat

Now here's one for all you combat veterans, corporate bureaucrats, folks in the marketplace and those with "emotionally challenged" relationships. Notice that the rules are generally transferable... read more..
Control
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2707
<1min

Control

On a recent evening my family sat in a darkened theater waiting to see the latest hit movie. As the screen lit up with a flashy ad for the theater's concession stand, we noticed the sound was missing.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4827 - May 21, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4827 - May 21, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! It's the Victoria Day long weekend up here in Canada - which is extra special because we live in Victoria, BC. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 21, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1019
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! It's the Victoria Day long weekend up here in Canada - which is extra special because we live in Victoria, BC. Traffic was crazy on Friday as people got an early start to ... read more..
If I’m Not Crazy Nobody Is
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1606
4 min read

If I’m Not Crazy Nobody Is

Last Sunday, we were driving to our Sunday morning church service and encountered a lot of crazy drivers. As The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was driving, I kept my cool and, more importantly, m... read more..
Quote #2183
Quotes
Susan Davis
1186
<1min

Quote #2183

If you have time to worry, you have time to pray. - unknown... read more..
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