Monthly Archive

2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 723 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
A Fair Observation
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1243
<1min

A Fair Observation

Did you know that the man who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the man who invented the Merry-Go-Round? They travelled in different circles.... read more..
One-Liner #1747
One-liners
Susan Davis
1294
<1min

One-Liner #1747

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.... read more..
Being a Pastor Isn't Easy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2968
<1min

Being a Pastor Isn't Easy

Two ministers met in the afterlife. One said, "Isn't heaven wonderful after the parish ministry?" The other said, "This isn't heaven!"... read more..
Nightime Prayers
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3026
<1min

Nightime Prayers

A pastor asked a little boy if he said his prayers every night. "Yes sir," the boy replied. "And, do you always say them in the morning, too?" the pastor asked. "No sir," the boy replied. "I ain't ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4826 - May 18, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4826 - May 18, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is an amazing digital recreation of the Titanic. This makes me want to get a virtual reality... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 18, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
951
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is an amazing digital recreation of the Titanic. This makes me want to get a virtual reality headset and go on a cruise!Click here to watch the video. ... read more..
Christening Champagne
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3732
<1min

Christening Champagne

When we moved into our new home, the first one we owned rather than rented, two of my husband's friends gave him a bottle of champagne. In the hustle and bustle of getting settled, the gift was tucke... read more..
Another Celebration in the Bank
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1754
4 min read

Another Celebration in the Bank

This month The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I celebrate the 52nd anniversary of our engagement. In August, it’ll be the 52nd anniversary of our wedding. I can’t believe we have been toget... read more..
Quote #2182
Quotes
Susan Davis
1309
<1min

Quote #2182

You can't talk butterfly language with caterpillar people.... read more..
One-Liner #1746
One-liners
Susan Davis
1217
<1min

One-Liner #1746

The older I get the more I regret all the people I've lost over the years; maybe being a trail guide wasn't such a great idea after all.... read more..
Life After Death
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6085
<1min

Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir!" the new recruit replied. "Oh, well that's okay then!" said the boss. "Because after you left early yesterday t read more..
Apprentice Program
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3135
<1min

Apprentice Program

Charlie entered a butcher's apprentice program. After about 6 months of cleaning equipment and grinding meat for hamburger and sausage he felt he was ready to move on to steaks, chops, roasts etc. H... read more..
Divorce, Service, Intimacy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2587
<1min

Divorce, Service, Intimacy

As a member of the Marine Corps, I was stationed at Twenty-Nine Palms Base in California. Among those serving there was a private who was determined not to re-enlist. At inspection one morning, the of... read more..
Ugly Isn’t For Sissies
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1484
4 min read

Ugly Isn’t For Sissies

Over the years of marital bliss, we’ve not had many disagreements. She likes broccoli. I like Apple Fritters. We’ve never been able to come to any agreement with that. But, outside of that, everything... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4825 - May 14, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4825 - May 14, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who are celebrating! We're getting some very early summer-like weather at Cybe... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 14, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1021
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who are celebrating! We're getting some very early summer-like weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters and I am happy about it. I have ret... read more..
Mother's Day Sneak
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3129
2 min read

Mother's Day Sneak

It was Mothers Day in Georgia in 1970. I had just retired from the Air Force and was in Milledgeville attending Georgia, College. That Mothers Day Sunday, my family and I were at Molesville Baptist C... read more..
One-Liner #1745
One-liners
Susan Davis
1216
<1min

One-Liner #1745

I asked my mom if I was adopted ... she said, “Not yet, but we placed an ad.” - Dana Snow... read more..
Things My Mother Taught Me
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5707
<1min

Things My Mother Taught Me

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to... read more..
Quote #2181
Quotes
Susan Davis
1211
<1min

Quote #2181

"Mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible." - Marion C. Garretty read more..
Household Repairs
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3907
<1min

Household Repairs

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always s... read more..
Sow a Thought Reap a Pie
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1384
4 min read

Sow a Thought Reap a Pie

One thing that has been burning in my life has been thoughts. Not that I don't have thoughts, but I'm not quite sure how to use them when I have them. Looking back over my life, it has been my thought... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4824 - May 11, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
10 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4824 - May 11, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Nice weather has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters - I just have to remember to get out of the house to e... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 11, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1026
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Nice weather has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters - I just have to remember to get out of the house to enjoy some of it. The other day I opened the front door of ou... read more..
One-Liner #1744
One-liners
Susan Davis
1231
<1min

One-Liner #1744

It's amazing how the sentence "don't believe everything you read on the internet" is the same backwards as it is forwards.... read more..
Quote #2180
Quotes
Susan Davis
1089
<1min

Quote #2180

"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes; tacos fall apart and we still love them." - Unknown read more..
Strange Lawsuits
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6378
8 min read

Strange Lawsuits

An inmate filed a $5 million lawsuit against himself (he claimed that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested) -- then asked the state to pay because he has no income in jail.  He sa... read more..
Application Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3370
<1min

Application Pun

A man sees a job advert published on a building site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies. Foreman: "Can you drive a forklift truck?" Man: "No." Forem... read more..
Natural Birth
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2485
<1min

Natural Birth

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the s... read more..
I don't Always . . . .
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1171
<1min

I don't Always . . . .

This image is a shoutout to all my friends in the Basic Joomla Tutorials YouTube family - Especially Michael C! ... read more..
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