Monthly Archive

January 2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 62 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4880 - January 18, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4880 - January 18, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We got enough snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday for me to go out and do some shoveling. If you live... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 18, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 18, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got enough snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday for me to go out and do some shoveling. If you live anywhere that gets enough snow to shovel, you will know the... read more..
Southern Hospitality
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Southern Hospitality

A very gentle southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to jump. She stopped her car, rolled ... read more..
Quote #2236
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2236

"Pay attention to your patterns. The way you learned to survive may not be the way you want to continue to live. Heal and shift." - Dr. Thema Bryant-Davis read more..
One-Liner #1801
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1801

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.... read more..
Bug Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bug Pun 1

Read a fascinating book I just got from the Discovery Channel. "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Centipedes". It's good reading, but about 60% of the book is footnotes.... read more..
People and Mistakes
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

People and Mistakes

People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes. People who do less work... make less mistakes. People who do no work... make no mistakes. People who make no mistakes... get promoted. That's w... read more..
Age Hat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4972
<1min

Age Hat

In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger." "Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every ti... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4879 - January 14, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4879 - January 14, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Wow, is it every cold at Cybersalt World Headquarters! My dad has a saying for how cold it is, but like a lot o... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 14, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Wow, is it every cold at Cybersalt World Headquarters! My dad has a saying for how cold it is, but like a lot of sayings that dad's have. I can't print it here, lol, but t... read more..
A Banana Split on My Mind
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1621
4 min read

A Banana Split on My Mind

I must confess I heavily lean towards being a workaholic; I just love working and keeping myself busy. Years ago, I discovered that the busier I am, the less liable I am to get into trouble. No matte... read more..
Quote #2235
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2235

"Holy joy lies in the habit of murmuring thanks to God for the smallest of graces." - Ann Voskamp read more..
One-Liner #1800
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1800

My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..
Miracle Toddler Diet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4236
2 min read

Miracle Toddler Diet

Losing weight is the number one New Year's Resolution. The problem is, hardly anything works. Well, I found this one diet that will absolutely shed the pounds. Read it and see if you don't agree. I... read more..
Bridge Club
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bridge Club

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Saturday.... read more..
Dead Cat
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Dead Cat

A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news. Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tri... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4878 - January 11, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4878 - January 11, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like winter is actually going to make an appearance at Cybersalt World Headquarters this year (as in th... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 11, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 11, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like winter is actually going to make an appearance at Cybersalt World Headquarters this year (as in this winter.) The forecast is a stormy and chilly one, with th... read more..
Romantic Wife
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1124
<1min

Romantic Wife

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking se... read more..
Quote #2234
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2234

The Work of Christmas When the song of the angels is stilled, When the star in the sky is gone, When the kings and princes are home, When the shepherds are back with their flock, The work of Christm... read more..
What’s New About A New Year?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1476
4 min read

What’s New About A New Year?

On New Year’s Eve, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were celebrating in our living room with some hot apple cider. We wanted to end the year together. At our age, with so many children, g... read more..
Top Tips for Cheapskates
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Top Tips for Cheapskates

~ Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. ~ When reading a book, try tearing out the pages as you read them. Th... read more..
Cafeteria Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cafeteria Pun

At the hospital where I work, the quality of meals offered in the employees' cafeteria is a true source of aggravation. Once I watched two young surgeons approach the serving line. After reading the... read more..
Finger Pointing
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Finger Pointing

Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up: "Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!"... read more..
One-Liner #1799
One-liners
Susan Davis
1093
<1min

One-Liner #1799

I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 7, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday because we were too busy to put a digest together while entertaining our guests from India. Chetan Madaan is a friend I made onl... read more..
Quote #2233
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2233

A man's greatest care should be for that place where he dwells longest; therefore eternity should be in his scope! - Thomas Manton... read more..
One-Liner #1798
One-liners
Susan Davis
984
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One-Liner #1798

If I don't text back at night it's 'cuz I'm out helping Batman.... read more..
Burger Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Burger Pun

Customer: "We'll have a hamburger and a Veggie Burger, please." Waiter: "Two burgers, one regular, one de-calf!"... read more..
Van Gogh Family Tree
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Van Gogh Family Tree

After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His obnoxious brother... Please Gogh His dizzy aunt ... Verti Gogh ... read more..
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