Monthly Archive

November 2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 79 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Procrastination Confessions
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
789
<1min

Procrastination Confessions

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.... read more..
This Life
Susan Page
Susan Davis
968
<1min

This Life

- photo by Susan PageThis life can be lived with abundanceNew chapters are yet to unfoldEach page holds a mystery that’s hiddenWith treasures worth more than pure gold I can’t see the path, but God’s read more..
Quote #2310
Quotes
Susan Davis
814
<1min

Quote #2310

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.” - Erma Bombeck... read more..
One-liner #1875
One-liners
Susan Davis
1009
<1min

One-liner #1875

I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.... read more..
In-Law Letter
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2899
<1min

In-Law Letter

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that? She's on vacation on the other side of the world!" the man said. "I know. But ... read more..
Better by Train
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5449
<1min

Better by Train

A large two-engine train was crossing America.  After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down.  "No problem," the engineer thought and carried on at half power.  Fart... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4960 - November 17, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
129
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4960 - November 17, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. A few weeks ago I noticed the wheels on our car were spinning sliding when we were on wet roads. When I... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 17, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
765
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. A few weeks ago I noticed the wheels on our car were spinning sliding when we were on wet roads. When I looked at our tires I noticed the rubber was getting pretty hard an... read more..
Quote #2309
Quotes
Susan Davis
882
<1min

Quote #2309

“It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.” - Garrison Keillor... read more..
One-Liner #1874
One-liners
Susan Davis
920
<1min

One-Liner #1874

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes; that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.... read more..
Laugh Your Sums Off ➕😂
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
832
<1min

Laugh Your Sums Off ➕😂

A few puns make me numb, but math puns make me number.... read more..
Pao, Senhor?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3113
2 min read

Pao, Senhor?

He couldn't have been over six years old.  Dirty face, barefooted, torn T-shirt, matted hair.  He wasn't too different from the other hundred thousand or so street orphans that roam Rio de J... read more..
Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5567
2 min read

Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

(From the Archives back in 1999) 1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 2) The outreach committee has enlisted read more..
I Sure Miss Being a Spoiled Brat
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1280
4 min read

I Sure Miss Being a Spoiled Brat

After my last doctor's visit, I went to the Publix pharmacy to pick up new medicine. Doctors have a pill for every problem in the world—if only they all worked. I was early at the store, and my medic... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4959 - November 14, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
121
8 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4959 - November 14, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Storm season has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters. We have being getting hit from all directions... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 14, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
693
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Storm season has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters. We have being getting hit from all directions. It's working out well for Grandma Cybersalt because each time we h... read more..
Why You Should Avoid the Hard Rock Cafe: A Funny Warning
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3933
<1min

Why You Should Avoid the Hard Rock Cafe: A Funny Warning

Hey all, I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier to day and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am sure that like minded people... read more..
Not Yet Paradise
Susan Page
Susan Davis
1049
3 min read

Not Yet Paradise

- photo by Susan PageA few days before an election that captured world attention, I was visiting a local botanical garden. After strolling through the spectacular outdoor gardens, I wandered into the read more..
Quote #2308
Quotes
Susan Davis
816
<1min

Quote #2308

Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich. - Unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1873
One-liners
Susan Davis
1142
<1min

One-Liner #1873

Learning English: Before was was was, was was is.... read more..
Parting Ways with Style
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
789
<1min

Parting Ways with Style

My balding friend bought a new wig before moving away. So got him a comb ... as a parting gift.... read more..
Funny Answering Machines
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5815
2 min read

Funny Answering Machines

"Hi!  John's answering machine is broken.  This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets." "Greetings, you have reached read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4958 - November 10, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4958 - November 10, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. My friend, Dr. Mark Wagner, turned 65 yesterday. My friend, Dr. Harold McNabb, turned 77 earlier this y... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 10, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
737
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. My friend, Dr. Mark Wagner, turned 65 yesterday. My friend, Dr. Harold McNabb, turned 77 earlier this year. I've always known that as I aged I would probably be seeing phy... read more..
The Ambulance Down in the Valley
Illustrations
Susan Davis
1495
2 min read

The Ambulance Down in the Valley

‘Twas a dangerous cliff, as they freely confessed,Though to walk near its crest was so pleasant;But over its terrible edge there had slippedA duke and full many a peasant.So the people said something ... read more..
Quote #2307
Quotes
Susan Davis
1048
<1min

Quote #2307

"If you can't see the sun you will be impressed with a street light. If you've never felt thunder and lightning you'll be impressed with fireworks. And if you turn your back on the greatness and majes read more..
One-Liner #1872
One-liners
Susan Davis
932
<1min

One-Liner #1872

I run like the winded.... read more..
Egotistical Encounter
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
10891
<1min

Egotistical Encounter

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.... read more..
The Head Hog
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8451
<1min

The Head Hog

The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end saying; "I want to talk to the head hog at the trough!" Puzzled, the secretary said, "Excuse me sir?" He repea... read more..
One Hundred Dollars from God
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3171
<1min

One Hundred Dollars from God

A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief ... read more..
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