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"I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else." - George Carlin read more..

Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert. When they returned home, my daughter said, "During the show, we looked back ... read more..

A cross-eyed teacher in Surrey has been sacked. He couldn't control his pupils.... read more..

This is a true story. In the middle east an innocent man allowed himself to be executed for the crimes committed by others. He willingly died a slow painful death so the people that rightly deserved ... read more..

Hey Walmart, don't get angry at me if I forget to scan something; you literally gave me zero training before making me a cashier.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is a fun day at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt and I attend (virtually) JDAYUSA. Last year we attended in person in Austin, Texas, but this year we... read more..

When people tell me, "You're gonna regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.... read more..

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring. So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering." "Well, there is one op... read more..

Tech support has been needed since the very beginning. Enjoy these reminders of yesteryear, back when people had their first personal computers. +++A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem w... read more..

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.... read more..

A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple, how devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I don't k... read more..

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Sunday greetings, everyone! I just realized that every Sunday mailing this year has gone out with 2023 in the title. I am very disappointed in you, Raul el Perro! There was no mailing last Chic... read more..

The older I get, the more I wake up not knowing what day it is. That is particularly true on Mondays. My favorite day of the week is Sunday. I enjoy attending church, fellowshipping with other Christ... read more..

"I believe in Christ, like I believe in the sun - not because I can see it, but by it I can see everything else." - C. S. Lewis read more..

It started out innocently enough.  I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up.  Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I b... read more..

There once was a sweepstakes that offered a shopping center as first prize. The Supreme Court, however, ruled the contest illegal, since everyone knows you can't win a mall.... read more..

My partner and I pulled our police cruiser up behind a car stopped on the shoulder of the highway. We got out and asked the driver if we could help. No, he replied, there was no trouble; he had just ... read more..

- photo by Susan PageThe word “good” is used a lot in our day-to-day conversation. We might say, “have a good day” or “good-night” or “have a good time” or “good-bye.” There are slang expressions like read more..

If you're ugly and sad, buy a fishing boat and just be ugly.... read more..

"The most important Christians are not the ones who preach great sermons and write great books, but the ones who pray, and pray, and pray some more, sharing the quiet but effective victory of Jesus ov read more..

Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is risen! Susan and I pray the God will bless you and yours on this day when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. He died to pay the price of our... read more..

I must confess that I do have a liking for critters of all kinds. I enjoy feeding them out on the back porch, and boy, do they come hungry for their treats. Two cats born in our garage are still hang... read more..

"The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies." - Kate McGahan read more..

A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches,... read more..

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.... read more..

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Emma raised her hand and said, "I thi... read more..

Easter egg hunts are proof that your children really can find things without Mom's help.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a major win at work this week! There was something I needed to learn to do in order to get one web server to transfer 500 gigabytes of files to another web server, wi... read more..

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.  The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry ... read more..