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"Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost." - Khalil Gibran read more..

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half time, the coach made a passiona... read more..

Some teachers at state universities get to know our students fairly well. One instructor told his communications class of his plans to propose marriage. A student spoke up and said that he had recent... read more..

A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom.  "Ladies and gentleman, this... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On my quest to have a zero inbox, I am happy to report that I have managed to get if back down to under 500 emails. Sometimes just keeping on trying is progress in life! T... read more..

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10pm," he said. My ten-year-old son looked at me in disbelief. "I didn't know t... read more..

A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. "So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the doctor. The patient answered, "My local General Practitioner." "Y... read more..

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautifu... read more..

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn and now we wait.... read more..

Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin that will prevent bears from breaking into it: "There is considerable overlap between the intell... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! I forgot to report, last Chicken Thursday, about how my birthday gift went over with Grandma Cybersalt. I bought her a guitar and she was very happy to receive it. On the ... read more..

Sitting in my office working on some projects, I was suddenly surrounded by a familiar aroma. This surprised me because I had no idea what was happening. That aroma was familiar, but I couldn't ident... read more..

The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes.... read more..

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?... read more..

A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security. The first night we placed a chair against the do... read more..

While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy, every so often, you got umpteen shots, whether you needed them or not. The carrier pilot in front of me as we passed thru the line aske... read more..

"Always clap for your friends, even if their dreams come true before yours." - Shehzad Ahmad read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you have a website that sends out a newsletter it's important for you to know that as of today, Google and Yahoo will reject email from domains which do not have a ... read more..

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. A read more..

"May we think of freedom not as the right to do as we please, but the opportunity to do what is right." - Peter Marshall read more..

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son; he said: "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"... read more..

My ten-year-old son informed us that part of his tooth had come out. We checked and, sure enough, a piece had broken off. Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my husband, "What do you suppose the to... read more..

The lady of the house announced to her husband that she was going to the beauty parlor. He asked, "Are you going in for an estimate or are you going to get the work done?"... read more..

A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked gently on the door. The Innkeeper's wife stuck... read more..

Of all the holidays during the year that I like, my birthday is at the bottom of the list. Now that I'm at my current age, I prefer not to be reminded that I'm getting older. All a birthday does for m... read more..

I don't know how many coffees it takes to be friendly, but so far it's more than 12.... read more..

"When the phone was tied with a wire, humans were free." - unknown read more..

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper bends way down and puts his hands on his knees so that ... read more..

An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.... read more..

A teacher was winding up a discussion in her fourth grade class on the importance of curiosity. Teacher: "Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?" Child: "In the Garden of Eden?"... read more..