Monthly Archive

2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 254 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Susan Page
Susan Davis
322

Grace

- photo by Susan PageI have always loved the word grace. It sounds so, well … graceful. It reminds me of the pure white swans that I love to photograph. The word is elegant, as is the swan. Grace, G read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
135

Quote #2255

"Who believes what we've heard and seen? Who would have thought God's saving power would look like this?" - Isaiah read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
125

One-Liner #1820

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people's phone numbers is doing now.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4679

Definitions

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS:The o... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3625

Circus Attack

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a circus? Go for the juggler!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1599

Child Safety

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be ex... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
78

Cybersalt News - March 24, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am many months into my new habit of tidying up my desk and putting everything away each night. I am so enjoying the extra energy that comes from not having the distracti... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
231

Ice Cream Solves a Lot of My Problems

Like everybody else, I face problems almost every day. Or maybe I should say, my problem faces me. Every Monday, when I get up, I say to myself, “How many problems will I have this week? How many wil... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
102

One-Liner #1819

“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, like how does a guy who drives a snowplow get to work in the morning… that can keep me awake for days.”  - Billy Connolly... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4187

Men, Dogs, Women

1.  How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.Both are threatened by their own kind.Both are bad at asking you questi read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2183

Color Dreams

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1514

Christian Living

Little Rodney, 4 years old, walked down the beach, and as he did, he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked, "Are you a Christian?" "Yes." sh... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
111

Quote #2254

"But everyone who lined the streets had a different reason for waving those palms. Some were political activists; they’d heard Jesus had supernatural power, and they wanted him to use it to free read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
102

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to spring or autumn, depending on your hemisphere! Calm has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters following a two night, March break sleepover by two of our... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
712

His Watermark

- photo by Susan PageI love nature photography. It is a hobby that I am quite passionate about, one which I never tire of. When I’m outdoors with my camera I lose all track of time and am in my “happy read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2829

Cemetery Workers

"Cemetery workers always work the graveyard." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1618

The More

The more generous we are, the more joyous we become. The more cooperative we are, the more valuable we become. The more enthusiastic we are, the more productive we become. The more serving we are... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3430

W-a-i-t-i-n-g

The two ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on the theory that she would keep the visitors occupied d... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
429

Quote #2253

"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor." - Franklin D. Roosevelt read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
109

One-Liners #1818

It seems unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed that don't want to go to bed.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
180

Dr. Geezer's Hilarious Clinic: A Prescription for Laughter!

An old physician, Doctor John Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that read: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500 - ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
86

Cybersalt News - March 17, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy St. Patrick's Day. We are enjoying a wonderful burst of warm weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters! It was one of those post-winter days when you remember tha... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
293

Who Doesn’t Like Baloney?

When I was young, my favorite sandwich was the baloney sandwich. Sometimes, with cheese and other things, but most importantly, baloney. I can’t imagine what my childhood would have been like without ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
104

St. Paddy's Day Pun

Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4968

First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.  She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to write the rest. As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1537

End of Life, Judgement, Appearing Before God

A little boy was riding the elevator at a breathtaking speed to the 40th floor of a skyscraper. With eyes as big as saucers he asked his father, "Daddy, does God know we're coming?"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
114

Quote #2252

"May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin inside." - Irish Proverb read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
109

One-liner #1817

The leprechauns made me do it.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
82

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Every now and then you just have to dig up the past, so that is what Grandma Cybersalt and I are doing at Cybersalt Word Headquarters this week. The street we live on is a ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
830

Growing

- photo by Susan PageTo gather a harvest means some seed has been planted. Whether it is a seed of the beginning of something new, a seed of doubt, or a seed of faith, all these seeds will grow under read more..