Monthly Archive

2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 779 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1873
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1873

Learning English: Before was was was, was was is.... read more..
Parting Ways with Style
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
793
<1min

Parting Ways with Style

My balding friend bought a new wig before moving away. So got him a comb ... as a parting gift.... read more..
Funny Answering Machines
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5816
2 min read

Funny Answering Machines

"Hi!  John's answering machine is broken.  This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets." "Greetings, you have reached read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4958 - November 10, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4958 - November 10, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. My friend, Dr. Mark Wagner, turned 65 yesterday. My friend, Dr. Harold McNabb, turned 77 earlier this y... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 10, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
738
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. My friend, Dr. Mark Wagner, turned 65 yesterday. My friend, Dr. Harold McNabb, turned 77 earlier this year. I've always known that as I aged I would probably be seeing phy... read more..
The Ambulance Down in the Valley
Illustrations
Susan Davis
1495
2 min read

The Ambulance Down in the Valley

‘Twas a dangerous cliff, as they freely confessed,Though to walk near its crest was so pleasant;But over its terrible edge there had slippedA duke and full many a peasant.So the people said something ... read more..
Quote #2307
Quotes
Susan Davis
1049
<1min

Quote #2307

"If you can't see the sun you will be impressed with a street light. If you've never felt thunder and lightning you'll be impressed with fireworks. And if you turn your back on the greatness and majes read more..
One-Liner #1872
One-liners
Susan Davis
933
<1min

One-Liner #1872

I run like the winded.... read more..
Egotistical Encounter
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
10894
<1min

Egotistical Encounter

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.... read more..
The Head Hog
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8456
<1min

The Head Hog

The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end saying; "I want to talk to the head hog at the trough!" Puzzled, the secretary said, "Excuse me sir?" He repea... read more..
One Hundred Dollars from God
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3172
<1min

One Hundred Dollars from God

A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief ... read more..
As If I Didn’t Already Know
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1046
4 min read

As If I Didn’t Already Know

I've been accused of many things throughout my life, but never having a great memory. It's not that I don't try to remember things; I can't remember things I'm supposed to remember. It has nothing to... read more..
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Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
658
2 min read

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On Friday, Nov. 1, 2024, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) released their 2025 Medicare Physician Fee Schedule and Quality Payment Program final rule. The AAFP released this stateme... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4957 - November 7, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4957 - November 7, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! The security camera at Cybersalt World Headquarters keeps alerting me that it has detected a human, but ... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 7, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
795
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 7, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The security camera at Cybersalt World Headquarters keeps alerting me that it has detected a human, but in reality it is misidentifying a spider who is persistently buildin... read more..
Laughing from the Grave: A Millionaire's Unique Will
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3975
<1min

Laughing from the Grave: A Millionaire's Unique Will

A millionaire informed his attorney, "I want a stipulation in my will that my wife is to inherit everything, but ONLY if she remarries within six months of my death." "Why such an odd stipulation?" a... read more..
The Big One
Susan Page
Susan Davis
1074
3 min read

The Big One

- photo by Susan PageIf we live long enough, we will all experience the big one, and I am not referring to a natural disaster. Whatever we decide the big one is … 40, 50, 60 or more, these milestone read more..
Quote #2306
Quotes
Susan Davis
896
<1min

Quote #2306

"It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else." - Erma Bombeck read more..
One-Liner #1871
One-liners
Susan Davis
941
<1min

One-Liner #1871

I finally got eight hours of sleep; it took me three days, but whatever.... read more..
Helpful Executive
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5197
<1min

Helpful Executive

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive an... read more..
Spice Up Your Text! 🌶️✏️
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4112
<1min

Spice Up Your Text! 🌶️✏️

Editing is a rewording activity.... read more..
Rejecting Rejection
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2822
<1min

Rejecting Rejection

The next time your application for a job is rejected fill this letter out and send it back. Dear [Interviewer's Name]: Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview].  After careful consider... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4956 - November 3, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
129
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4956 - November 3, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. Today, different places around the world did or didn't turn their clocks back an hour from daylight sav... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 3, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
808
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 3, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. Today, different places around the world did or didn't turn their clocks back an hour from daylight savings time. Grandma Cybersalt and I did, which means we got an extra ... read more..
Quote #2305
Quotes
Susan Davis
878
<1min

Quote #2305

"Compassion is not a virtue - it is a commitment. It's not something we have or don't have - it's something we choose to practice." - Brené Brown read more..
You Break It, You Fix It
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1447
4 min read

You Break It, You Fix It

Every once in a while, I hear or see something that reminds me of my father. He’s been gone for over 15 years, but his memory is still fresh in my mind. His most famous saying that I remember was, “I... read more..
One-Liner #1870
One-liners
Susan Davis
907
<1min

One-Liner #1870

My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.... read more..
Sharing by Example
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5457
<1min

Sharing by Example

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.  "If... read more..
Walking Economy
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5576
<1min

Walking Economy

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy." His friend replies, "How's that?" "It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a v... read more..
Rancher's Bullish Security
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2364
<1min

Rancher's Bullish Security

A rancher applied for a loan at a bank. "How much do you want to borrow?" asked the loan interviewer. "Twenty-five thousand dollars." "All right, but you'll have to show security. How many bulls do ... read more..
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