Monthly Archive

February 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4989 - February 27, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4989 - February 27, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I stayed up way to late before remembering to send out today's digest. So enjoy the rest of today's... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 27, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
924
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 27, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I stayed up way to late before remembering to send out today's digest. So enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..
Clint the Termite🪵🦗
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
974
<1min

Clint the Termite🪵🦗

I just got myself a pet termite and named him Clint. Clint Eats Wood.... read more..
Reasonable Doubt
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3517
<1min

Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convi... read more..
An Unexpected Blessing
Susan Page
Susan Davis
1024
2 min read

An Unexpected Blessing

- photo by Susan PageI have never been a person who particularly enjoys winter. I need to dig deep to find any appreciation for the season. These negative feelings about winter seem to intensify as I read more..
One-Liner #1903
One-liners
Susan Davis
951
<1min

One-Liner #1903

I am now "take a picture of labels with my phone so I can blow it up bigger and read it" years old.... read more..
Quote #2338
Quotes
Susan Davis
997
<1min

Quote #2338

Do It Anyway People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you are success... read more..
Country Boys
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
15140
<1min

Country Boys

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse.  They crept up from an advantageous direction like a cou... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4988 - February 23, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4988 - February 23, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!  Issue #4988 Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Though you will read this news on Sunday, I am typing it on Saturday night as I usually do t... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 23, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
680
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Though you will read this news on Sunday, I am typing it on Saturday night as I usually do to get the mailing lined up to go out later while I am sleeping. This week, howe... read more..
Quote #2337
Quotes
Susan Davis
946
<1min

Quote #2337

"Do what makes you happy, because when you die, your job will be posted before your obituary." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1902
One-liners
Susan Davis
957
<1min

One-Liner #1902

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.... read more..
Mistaken Identity
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4021
<1min

Mistaken Identity

 A true story from Pastor Tim... One year, at the annual summer day camp Westside Bible Church runs, we had a set of identical twin brothers enrolled. They were 6 years old and very, very identi read more..
Vicar's Surprise
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12827
2 min read

Vicar's Surprise

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you." The vicar accepted the of... read more..
Antsy Antics
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
932
<1min

Antsy Antics

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants.... read more..
How Old is Considered Too Old?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1276
4 min read

How Old is Considered Too Old?

One of my grandchildren asked me quite a penetrating question this week. Everybody knows how perceptive these little people are, especially when they are around big people. I am all for questions and ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4987 - February 20, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4987 - February 20, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We are back to warm (for us), wet weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. While not everyone's cup... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 20, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
852
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We are back to warm (for us), wet weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. While not everyone's cup of tea, the rain is a beautiful friend to those of us who don't lik... read more..
Hearing Aids on a Budget: Morris's Hilarious Quest
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4311
<1min

Hearing Aids on a Budget: Morris's Hilarious Quest

Morris had long suspected that his hearing wasn't quite what it used to be. Friends often had to repeat themselves, and he found himself nodding along to conversations he could barely follow. It was t... read more..
A Good and Beautiful Community
Susan Page
Susan Page
998
4 min read

A Good and Beautiful Community

- photo by Susan PageI love the account of the early Church community recorded in Acts 2: “When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. They devoted themselves to the apostl read more..
One-Liner #1901
One-liners
Susan Davis
880
<1min

One-Liner #1901

I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty seven.... read more..
Quote #2336
Quotes
Susan Davis
851
<1min

Quote #2336

"For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" ~John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley: In Search of America, 1961 read more..
The Points System
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5576
2 min read

The Points System

For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something... read more..
Toasting to Long Life & Sweet Treats! 🥂🍯
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1206
<1min

Toasting to Long Life & Sweet Treats! 🥂🍯

"May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast. "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup." - A French toast. read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4986 - February 16, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
131
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4986 - February 16, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! This September 28th will be 27 years since I started the CyberSalt Digest. Over the years, the digest h... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 16, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
902
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! This September 28th will be 27 years since I started the CyberSalt Digest. Over the years, the digest has led to so many fun, interesting, and blessed interactions with su... read more..
Someone Else's Obituary
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3630
<1min

Someone Else's Obituary

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for ... read more..
I’m Not Old - Just Young Challenged
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2171
4 min read

I’m Not Old - Just Young Challenged

Most people are fascinated by their age as if it makes any difference in their lives. Some people are very intimidated by getting older and struggle against it.  When I was young, I couldn't wai... read more..
Quote #2335
Quotes
Susan Davis
881
<1min

Quote #2335

"While it's impossible to trace the pinball path of a single prayer, our prayers somehow exit our four dimensions of space-time in order to get to the God who exists outside of the four space-time dim read more..
One-Liner #1900
One-liners
Susan Davis
936
<1min

One-Liner #1900

I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age.... read more..
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