Monthly Archive

September 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 71 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Senile Virus
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5744
<1min

Senile Virus

Just got this in from a reliable source.  It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senile Virus that even the most advanced virus protection products cannot take care of, so be warned.... read more..
Digestion Times
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
1861
<1min

Digestion Times

How long does it take to digest? Banana – 30 minutesApples – 40 minutesWhite rice – 1 hourAvocado – 2 hoursEggs – 2.5 hoursAlmonds – 3 hoursLosing a big fish – 55 years... read more..
Scientists Are Making Some Noise! 🎤
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1584
<1min

Scientists Are Making Some Noise! 🎤

Scientists have successfully grown human vocal cords from stem cells in the lab. The results speak for themselves.... read more..
One-Liner #1958
One-liners
Susan Davis
1602
<1min

One-Liner #1958

Some things are better left unsaid, which I often realize after I say them.... read more..
Sparkle with Joy
Susan Page
Susan Page
1806
3 min read

Sparkle with Joy

There are times and seasons in life where we may not feel very joyful. However, in Scripture, the word joy is referenced 242 times. Joy is listed second in the fruit of the Spirit, after the word love... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5044 - September 14, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
123
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5044 - September 14, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. I am definitely ready for a day of rest today after a very full day of work yesterday, which included finishing off a major project for a client. Work read more..
Cybersalt News - September 14, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1923
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. I am definitely ready for a day of rest today after a very full day of work yesterday, which included finishing off a major project for a client. Working hard is not the on... read more..
Principal Rounds
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11230
<1min

Principal Rounds

It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seeme... read more..
Change the World
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4042
2 min read

Change the World

My daughter and I planted four trees in our backyard recently. They were little more than twigs when she brought them home. She was able to hold all four of them in the palm of one hand. Still, with f... read more..
The Older I Get, the Younger I Feel
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2386
4 min read

The Older I Get, the Younger I Feel

I like celebrating anything and everything. After all, who doesn’t like party time? Thinking along this line it occurred to me this month I will be celebrating my birthday. I pondered this for a whil... read more..
Funny Bone Prank 😂
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1952
<1min

Funny Bone Prank 😂

My anatomy class had to assemble a human skeleton, and I hid one of the arm bones as a joke. No one found that humerus.... read more..
One-liner #1957
One-liners
Susan Davis
1899
<1min

One-liner #1957

My September goal is to be less condescending. (Condescending means to talk down to people.)... read more..
Quote #2393
Quotes
Susan Davis
1981
<1min

Quote #2393

- photo by Susan Page"Never do the flowers of grace grow more than in the showers of repentant tears" - Thomas Watson, The Doctrine of Repentance read more..
How Much Did He Leave?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2525
<1min

How Much Did He Leave?

Two elderly gentlemen met up on the way to the funeral of one of their longtime buddies. The deceased was thought to have accumulated much wealth. On the way to the cemetery, one old fellow asked the... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5043 - September 11, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
138
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5043 - September 11, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We have a tree in the backyard at Cybersalt World Headquarters that has had quite a few dead branches on it. This week we hired an arborist to come a read more..
Cybersalt News - September 11, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2188
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 11, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We have a tree in the backyard at Cybersalt World Headquarters that has had quite a few dead branches on it. This week we hired an arborist to come and cut them off. It's... read more..
Late for Class
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5810
<1min

Late for Class

At the prestigious university there was a clear hierarchy that outlined how long one was to wait for a class to begin if the professor was absent. A full professor rated fifteen minutes. An associate ... read more..
Alphabet Soup with a Kick! 🤣
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1999
<1min

Alphabet Soup with a Kick! 🤣

I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it "Letter Rip!"... read more..
Quote #2392
Quotes
Susan Davis
2221
<1min

Quote #2392

"The worst bullies you will ever encounter in your life are your own thoughts." - attr. Bryant McGill read more..
One-Liner #1956
One-liners
Susan Davis
2019
<1min

One-Liner #1956

I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.... read more..
Dark Night of the Soul
Susan Page
Susan Page
2323
3 min read

Dark Night of the Soul

- photo by Susan PageThe phrase "dark night of the soul" originates from the 16th-century Spanish mystic and poet St. John of the Cross. He used this phrase in his poem and subsequent treatise Dark Ni read more..
Piracy Payback
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4110
<1min

Piracy Payback

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Trai... read more..
Baseball In Heaven
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5883
<1min

Baseball In Heaven

There were two old guys, Abe and Ken, taking a walk and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Ken and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?" Ken thinks about i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5042 - September 7, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5042 - September 7, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. The news is that I am babysitting right now; babysitting one of my servers! I have three servers that I host client websites on, but right now on read more..
Cybersalt News - September 7, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2533
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. The news is that I am babysitting right now; babysitting one of my servers! I have three servers that I host client websites on, but right now one of them is having "a... read more..
Quote #2391
Quotes
Susan Davis
2430
<1min

Quote #2391

There are children in the world holding onto the hope that someone will stand up and speak for them. - unknown... read more..
Actual Signs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6773
2 min read

Actual Signs

Bucharest Hotel Lobby - "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time you will be unbearable." Leipzig elevator - "Do not enter the lift backwards and only when lit up." Belgrade eleva... read more..
One-Liner #1955
One-liners
Susan Davis
2390
<1min

One-Liner #1955

Told my kids I couldn't find the hot cocoa powder to which my four year old said, "Maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed" which is a suspiciously specific theory.... read more..
Advertising in the 2000s
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4408
<1min

Advertising in the 2000s

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..
A Grate Tragedy 🧀
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1981
<1min

A Grate Tragedy 🧀

I cut myself shredding cheese. I wanted to blame someone else, but then I remembered ... with grate power comes grate responsibility.... read more..
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