Monthly Archive

2025

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Quote #2393
Quotes
Susan Davis
1982
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Quote #2393

- photo by Susan Page"Never do the flowers of grace grow more than in the showers of repentant tears" - Thomas Watson, The Doctrine of Repentance read more..
How Much Did He Leave?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2526
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How Much Did He Leave?

Two elderly gentlemen met up on the way to the funeral of one of their longtime buddies. The deceased was thought to have accumulated much wealth. On the way to the cemetery, one old fellow asked the... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5043 - September 11, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
139
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5043 - September 11, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We have a tree in the backyard at Cybersalt World Headquarters that has had quite a few dead branches on it. This week we hired an arborist to come a read more..
Cybersalt News - September 11, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2188
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 11, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We have a tree in the backyard at Cybersalt World Headquarters that has had quite a few dead branches on it. This week we hired an arborist to come and cut them off. It's... read more..
Late for Class
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5811
<1min

Late for Class

At the prestigious university there was a clear hierarchy that outlined how long one was to wait for a class to begin if the professor was absent. A full professor rated fifteen minutes. An associate ... read more..
Alphabet Soup with a Kick! 🤣
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2003
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Alphabet Soup with a Kick! 🤣

I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it "Letter Rip!"... read more..
Quote #2392
Quotes
Susan Davis
2222
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Quote #2392

"The worst bullies you will ever encounter in your life are your own thoughts." - attr. Bryant McGill read more..
One-Liner #1956
One-liners
Susan Davis
2019
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One-Liner #1956

I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.... read more..
Dark Night of the Soul
Susan Page
Susan Page
2325
3 min read

Dark Night of the Soul

- photo by Susan PageThe phrase "dark night of the soul" originates from the 16th-century Spanish mystic and poet St. John of the Cross. He used this phrase in his poem and subsequent treatise Dark Ni read more..
Piracy Payback
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4111
<1min

Piracy Payback

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Trai... read more..
Baseball In Heaven
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5884
<1min

Baseball In Heaven

There were two old guys, Abe and Ken, taking a walk and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Ken and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?" Ken thinks about i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5042 - September 7, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5042 - September 7, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. The news is that I am babysitting right now; babysitting one of my servers! I have three servers that I host client websites on, but right now on read more..
Cybersalt News - September 7, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2534
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Cybersalt News - September 7, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. The news is that I am babysitting right now; babysitting one of my servers! I have three servers that I host client websites on, but right now one of them is having "a... read more..
Quote #2391
Quotes
Susan Davis
2431
<1min

Quote #2391

There are children in the world holding onto the hope that someone will stand up and speak for them. - unknown... read more..
Actual Signs
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6776
2 min read

Actual Signs

Bucharest Hotel Lobby - "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time you will be unbearable." Leipzig elevator - "Do not enter the lift backwards and only when lit up." Belgrade eleva... read more..
One-Liner #1955
One-liners
Susan Davis
2390
<1min

One-Liner #1955

Told my kids I couldn't find the hot cocoa powder to which my four year old said, "Maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed" which is a suspiciously specific theory.... read more..
Advertising in the 2000s
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4408
<1min

Advertising in the 2000s

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..
A Grate Tragedy 🧀
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1983
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A Grate Tragedy 🧀

I cut myself shredding cheese. I wanted to blame someone else, but then I remembered ... with grate power comes grate responsibility.... read more..
Did My Body Warranty Just Expire?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2613
4 min read

Did My Body Warranty Just Expire?

Just when I recover from the latest ache in my body within a few minutes, I will get a “Boo, I’m back.” I’m not quite sure why these Aches and Pains love my body so much. Why don’t they just get over... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5041 - September 4, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
142
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5041 - September 4, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! August was the best month ever for the business side of Cybersalt. Grandma Cybersalt and I are grateful for that because we are both addicted to read more..
Cybersalt News - September 4, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2675
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 4, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! August was the best month ever for the business side of Cybersalt. Grandma Cybersalt and I are grateful for that because we are both addicted to eating every day! ... read more..
Date Slap
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5516
<1min

Date Slap

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.  When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.  "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked... read more..
Quote #2390
Quotes
Susan Davis
2457
<1min

Quote #2390

Today I complete a chore I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. - unknown... read more..
My Daughter's Career Crisis 💇‍♀️
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1950
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My Daughter's Career Crisis 💇‍♀️

My daughter can't decide if she wants to be a hairdresser or an author. I guess she'll have to flip a coin ... heads or tales.... read more..
The Chaos
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4364
3 min read

The Chaos

Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. ... read more..
Why I Didn't Show Up For Work
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5756
2 min read

Why I Didn't Show Up For Work

I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would, and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew ... read more..
One-Liner #1954
One-liners
Susan Davis
2316
<1min

One-Liner #1954

If you see a road sign that says "Survey Crew Ahead" they are not actually interested in your opinion; I know that now...... read more..
Stolen Goat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8252
<1min

Stolen Goat

The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the theft of some mascots from the Naval Academy by Army rivals: "We knew Army cadets were involved because they ... read more..
All These Beautiful Things
Susan Page
Susan Page
2361
4 min read

All These Beautiful Things

I’ve often thought there could be nothing worse than living with cognitive decline to the point where you are unaware of your family, friends or your surroundings. I have deep concern and empathy for ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5040 - August 31, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5040 - August 31, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and welcome to the last day of August: a day whose passing stirs us to begin waking up from our summer dreams. I have set a goal to do nothing new in read more..
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