Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 874 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
2042
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Quote #2382

"Your brain is a supercomputer and your self-talk is the program it will run." - Jim Kwik read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1050
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A Colorful Collection πŸ–οΈ

One day I'm going to start collecting highlighters. Mark my words!... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
2127
2 min read

Kind Of

- photo by Susan PageIt was a breathtaking, pleasant Sunday afternoon. With my camera slung over my shoulder, I was finishing an enjoyable walk through the waterfront park. Taking a detour down a side read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
7818
3 min read

Bad Day at Work

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater r... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5687
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Newspapers Explained

1.  The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2.  The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. 3.  The Washington Post is read by peop read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1320
<1min

One-Liner #1946

People who say their wedding day was the best day ever have clearly never had two KitKats fall out of a vending machine.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4345
<1min

Burning Call

A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. "What happened, honey?" the man asks. "Oh, John, it was terrible," she weeps. "I was cooki... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2955
<1min

Judging Others

Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the la... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 3, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to August! If you attend a church that has a board of elders, today is a good day to tell them you appreciate them and to encourage them. Just do it, even if i... read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
829
<1min

A Jaunty Canine Trek? 🐾

Me: I'm heading out to escort the canine on a jaunty trek about the neighborhood. My husband: Why don't you just say you're going to walk the dog? Dog: goes absolutely nuts!... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1136
<1min

A Sticky Situation

My wife asked for chap stick and I accidently gave her a glue stick ... she's still not talking to me.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1092
<1min

One-Liner #1945

The first rule of "Condescending Club" is really quite complex - and to be honest with you, I don't think you'd understand it even if I explained it to you in very simple terms.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1809
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Quote #2381

"The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit. Be patient and keep watering." - attr. Fabienne Fredrickson read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1815
4 min read

The Journey of 1,000 Miles Begins with an Apple Fritter

Life has many paths, and I have discovered that traveling any of them takes a lot of energy. Unlike The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, my energy comes from those wonderful Apple Fritters. I can'... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
8314
2 min read

Life After Delivery

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: β€œDo you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, β€œWhy, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to pre... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
138
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5032 - August 2, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - and welcome to August! If you attend a church that has a board of elders, today is a good day to tell them you appreciate them and to encourage them. read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
144
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5031 - July 31, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! On Sunday I told you about the cake mishap that happened on Saturday at our youngest granddaughter's birthday party. I also told you that later on tha read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1330
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Cybersalt News - July 31, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On Sunday I told you about the cake mishap that happened on Saturday at our youngest granddaughter's birthday party. I also told you that later on that same Sunday the plan... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6206
<1min

A Man Is/A Woman Is

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself; lets her." A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her; gets mad. A man is... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4714
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Pet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs. "What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman. "Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the seco... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1436
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Quote #2380

My mind thinks I'm 25; my body thinks I'm an idiot!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5999
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Goober Job Interview

An goober goes for a job interview in an office.  The interviewer starts with the basics.  "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The goober counts carefully on her fingers for half... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1061
<1min

One-Liner #1944

One day you will want to send me money but you will find me rich and I won't accept it - so use this opportunity now.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
1493
3 min read

Just Show Up

There are those devastating times when we receive hard news. Processing and dealing with the emotions that come with bad news takes strength that comes from God alone. However, there are circumstances... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
717
<1min

Views Await! 😍

Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges!?... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5030 - July 27, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Yesterday, we attended a birthday party for our youngest granddaughter. As her cake was being carried out by her older sister (complete with 2 li read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1106
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Cybersalt News - July 27, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. Yesterday, we attended a birthday party for our youngest granddaughter. As her cake was being carried out by her older sister (complete with 2 lit candles on top) the ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
587
<1min

A Transatlantic Difference! 🌍

In England it's called a lift, but in America it's called an elevator. I guess people are just raised differently.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4696
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Serving Money

An elderly man took his young grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1329
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Quote #2379

How to have a beach body: Have a body Go to the beach - Unknown... read more..