Monthly Archive

2025

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Quote #2375
Quotes
Susan Davis
955
<1min

Quote #2375

"The greatest friend of truth is time. Error is always in a hurry, but God's man can afford to await the vindication of time. And if he is not vindicated in his own lifetime, eternity will settle the read more..
A Mystery Bowling League 🎳
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
705
<1min

A Mystery Bowling League 🎳

It's been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors. So we'll never get to know for... read more..
One-Liner #1939
One-liners
Susan Davis
678
<1min

One-Liner #1939

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm and I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed any time I wanted ... turns out that's 9pm.... read more..
Under the Bed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5065
<1min

Under the Bed

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye. It was a card, on which wa... read more..
Maid Mother
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3974
<1min

Maid Mother

For all their lives, my three sons have been told they have to do their chores around the house. "I am NOT the maid" is a phrase they've heard many times. When my oldest went off to college, he call... read more..
Whatever Happened to “My Space”
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1053
4 min read

Whatever Happened to “My Space”

When I was young, one of my life priorities was “My Space.” I defended it with everything I had. In school, I had to defend “My Space.” Several times, I even had to go to the principal’s office and e... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5025 - July 10, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
150
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5025 - July 10, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! When Grandma CyberSalt turned 35, our 10-year-old daughter cheerfully commented that according to the Bible (Psalm 90:10) she had lived half of her li read more..
Cybersalt News - July 10, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
690
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 10, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! When Grandma CyberSalt turned 35, our 10-year-old daughter cheerfully commented that according to the Bible (Psalm 90:10) she had lived half of her life. We were both amuse... read more..
The Grown Up Life
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
688
<1min

The Grown Up Life

I finally understand why I'm called a grown up. I groan every time I get up.... read more..
Quick Proposal
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4278
<1min

Quick Proposal

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit a... read more..
Quote #2374
Quotes
Susan Davis
970
<1min

Quote #2374

"Prayer is the only entryway into genuine self-knowledge. It is also the main way we experience deep change - the reordering of our lives. Prayer is how God gives us so many of the unimaginable things read more..
Early Rising
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4832
<1min

Early Rising

Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules. Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I ... read more..
I Am Amazed
Susan Page
Susan Page
892
3 min read

I Am Amazed

- photo by Susan PageAre you ever amazed by the truth that God knows how many hairs are on your head? Perhaps if you have lost your crowning glory, this truth doesn’t pack a punch, but all kidding asi read more..
One-liner #1938
One-liners
Susan Davis
605
<1min

One-liner #1938

I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something; I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run for more than 2 minutes.... read more..
Ten Good Things About Church Being Online
Pearly Gates Jokes
Susan Davis
1293
<1min

Ten Good Things About Church Being Online

1. Parking is easy 2. No one will sit in your pew 3. You can pick your own music 4. There is no awkward conversation with the person who hugs too much 5. The coffee is made the way you like it read more..
Cybersalt News - July 06, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
648
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 06, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. We're enjoying a visit from one of Grandma Cybersalt's brothers and his son. Bill and Jordan are going to go on something called a "hike?" I hear it is a long walk that one... read more..
One-Liner #1937
One-liners
Susan Davis
615
<1min

One-Liner #1937

One invention that was more important than the first telephone was definitely ... the second telephone.... read more..
A Not-So-Fairytale Day
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
738
<1min

A Not-So-Fairytale Day

I was robbed by 6 dwarves today. Not Happy.... read more..
It’s Not Always What I Don’t Know
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
933
4 min read

It’s Not Always What I Don’t Know

I would be the first to admit one truth about myself: I don’t know everything. To quote a politician, “I don’t know what I don’t know.” That has been the theme of my life for as long as I can remembe... read more..
Quote #2373
Quotes
Susan Davis
701
<1min

Quote #2373

"Judgment is God's justice confronting moral inequity, whereas mercy is God's goodness confronting human guilt and suffering." - A. W. Tozer Delighting in God read more..
I Need
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5042
<1min

I Need

I need a strength to keep me trueAnd starlight in everything I do;I need power to keep me strongWhen I am tempted to do wrong; I need grace to keep me pureWhen passion tries its deadly lure;I need a ... read more..
Strange 911 Calls
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3936
<1min

Strange 911 Calls

Real calls received by 911 Operators over the years... A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels. A man called 911 and said:... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5024 - July 4, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
170
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5024 - July 4, 2025

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. We're enjoying a visit from one of Grandma Cybersalt's brothers and his son. Bill and Jordan are going to go on something called a "hike?" I hear it i read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5023 - July 3, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
124
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5023 - July 3, 2025

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I cannot tell a lie, the cherry tree is almost totally picked. Grandma Cybersalt is OK if birds pick the little bit that is remaining, so we have remo read more..
Cybersalt News - July 03, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
589
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 03, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I cannot tell a lie, the cherry tree is almost totally picked. Grandma Cybersalt is OK if birds pick the little bit that is remaining, so we have removed the protective net... read more..
Free 3D Printer Hack: Our Tongue-in-Cheek Guide 🖨️😂
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3767
<1min

Free 3D Printer Hack: Our Tongue-in-Cheek Guide 🖨️😂

Here is how to get a free 3D printer: Step 1: Buy a 3D printer Step 2: Print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return the 3D printer.... read more..
Quote #2372
Quotes
Susan Davis
768
<1min

Quote #2372

Christians should live in the world, but not be filled with it. A ship lives in the water; but if the water gets into the ship, she goes to the bottom. So Christians may live in the world; but if the ... read more..
Sore Mover
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4133
<1min

Sore Mover

Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture. "Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked. "I could," my mother told the gro... read more..
Fixing Bicycles
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5129
<1min

Fixing Bicycles

One of my favorite stories is about a little girl who was late coming home for supper. Her mother made the expected irate parent's demand to know where she had been. The little girl replied that she ... read more..
The Fashionable Truth
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
648
<1min

The Fashionable Truth

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.... read more..
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