Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 874 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
595
<1min

One-Liner #1936

My boss said I intimidate my coworkers; so I stared at him until he apologized.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
731
3 min read

Finishing Well

- photo by Susan PageA title can make or break a book! Finishing Well: It happens by choice, not by chance, is an insightful book by Rev. John Garner. I love the title, and it’s a great read. I came a read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
140
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5022 - June 29, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Things are getting more efficient around Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt begins to hel... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
714
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 29, 2025

Sunday greetings everyone. Things are getting more efficient around Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt begins to help out with the day to day running of the company. Susan has announce... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
0
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Quote #2371

"I have never met a man who has given me as much trouble as myself." - D. L. Moody read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
551
<1min

Crime and Sensitivity 🚨

Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
723
<1min

One-Liner #1935

One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. I they laugh, you're young; if they panic, you're old.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
21650
2 min read

The Power of Your Words

A group of frogs were hopping contentedly through the woods, going about their froggy business, when two of them fell into a deep pit. All of the other frogs gathered around the pit to see what could ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4078
<1min

Farewell Song

There was a woman who spent some months serving God in Kenya. On her final visit to a remote township she attended a medical clinic. As the Maasai women there began to sing together, she found herself... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
890
4 min read

Who Has the License to Drive Me Crazy?

I will confess that I am crazy, but I didn’t get there by myself. Somebody has been driving me crazy. When I use the word “somebody,” I mean a lot of people. I didn’t always know I was crazy until a ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
124
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5021 - June 26, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Congratulations to our eldest grandson on his graduation from elementary school. Wow, grandkids are... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
679
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 26, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Congratulations to our eldest grandson on his graduation from elementary school. Wow, grandkids are real reminders that I am older than I feel. I can't remember if I ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3358
<1min

Parenting Win: Explaining the Titanic to My Kids 🧊🚢

I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
871
4 min read

Cleanliness Is Next to Godliness

- photo from Susan PageNaming our children is serious business, especially if we are Christ followers. When God added two beautiful gifts to our family, I pondered and prayed over the decision of what read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
666
<1min

Flip-Flops Revenge! 👟

To the person who stole my camouflage jacket and my flip-flops ... you can hide, but you can't run!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
725
<1min

One-Liner #1934

At my funeral, I would like there to be a piñata so people can be happy ... but filled with bees so they're not too happy.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4909
<1min

Comprehending Engineers

Take One A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.  The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys?  We must have been waiting for 1... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5935
<1min

Prairie Fire

Some people try to punish themselves for their sins. They do not stand on the promises of forgiveness and Christ's propitiation. "Many years ago, a father and his daughter were walking through the gr... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
682
<1min

Quote #2370

"In our eagerness to make converts, we are under constant temptation to hide from our hearers the fact that the Christian life is not a pleasurable religious game, but a life of repentance, self-cruci read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
141
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5020 - June 22, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone and welcome to summer/winter (depending on which hemisphere you live in!) Our nets on the fruit tree are... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
658
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 22, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to summer/winter (depending on which hemisphere you live in!) Our nets on the fruit tree are working pretty well. As a result, we have lots of cherries to pick ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
705
<1min

Bedtime Banter🛌

I told my daughter to go to bed because the cows were already sleeping in the field. She asked me what that had to do with anything and I told her, "It means it's pasture bedtime."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5780
2 min read

Pilot Humor

Here are some actual maintenance complaints generally known as squawks or problems submitted recently by real pilots to maintenance engineers.  After attending to the squawks prior to the aircraf... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
699
<1min

One-Liner #1933

Funny thing about marriage is I would 100%, without a doubt, take bullet for my wife; but I can also say, 100%without a doubt, she'd be the reason we were getting shot at in the first place.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
7986
2 min read

Good Cooks

When my son was 11 years old, he got a small job helping out with a traveling carnival while it was in our town. He didn't come home at lunch time, phoning instead to tell me he was fine and had foun... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
754
<1min

Quote #2369

Five lies of identity: I am what I have. I am what I do. I am what other people say or think of me. I am nothing more than my worst moment. I am nothing less than my best moment. - Henri Nou... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1001
4 min read

What’s Chocolate Got To Do With It?

Did you ever have a morning when everything went exactly as you planned? Well, neither have I. I plan my schedule to include everything I need for the day. But, unlike The Gracious Mistress of the Pa... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
138
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5019 - June 19, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, the robins have Grandma Cybersalt and me literally up a tree: our ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
705
<1min

Cybersalt News - June 19, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, the robins have Grandma Cybersalt and me literally up a tree: our cherry tree that is! The cherries are almost ripe enough to pick but... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7017
2 min read

⚰️ Grave Humour: Witty & Amusing Epitaphs From Around the World

Hope these old tombstone epitaphs are still funny to you. Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903 - Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ***... read more..