Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 874 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - May 25,2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
796
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 25,2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Things are settling down into their regularly scheduled programming here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. With no more trips, conferences, or medical tests on the immediat... read more..
One-Liner #1926
One-liners
Susan Davis
891
<1min

One-Liner #1926

One night I was babysitting my neighbor's 6 year old kid. She just kept staring at me, and finally she asked my why I was so ugly, and without thinking I said, "I'm you from the future," and she cried... read more..
Twinsies in Trouble: My Brother's Prison Call 🤯
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
926
<1min

Twinsies in Trouble: My Brother's Prison Call 🤯

My twin brother called me from prison. He said, "You know how we finish each other's sentences...?"... read more..
Quote #2361
Quotes
Susan Davis
890
<1min

Quote #2361

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark! Do not miss the boat. Remember that we are all in the same boat. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark. Stay fit.... read more..
New Boater
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5285
<1min

New Boater

This past summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a fellow new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't get his b... read more..
It's in the Valleys We Grow
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4342
<1min

It's in the Valleys We Grow

Sometimes life seems hard to bear,Full of sorrow, trouble and woeIt's then we have to rememberThat it's in the valleys we grow. If we always stayed on the mountain topAnd never experienced pain,We wo... read more..
There’s No Place Like Home
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1088
4 min read

There’s No Place Like Home

Finishing my morning work, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage appeared at my office and asked, “Do you know what day it is?” I didn’t know if this was a trick question because she always puts a t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5011 - May 22, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5011 - May 22, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I think my sermon went well last Sunday (click here to watch), and I am glad my colonoscopy is behind me... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 22, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
754
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 22, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I think my sermon went well last Sunday (click here to watch), and I am glad my colonoscopy is behind me! Enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..
Preacher vs. Deacon: A Fishing Trip Gone to Heck (Literally!) 🤣
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5577
<1min

Preacher vs. Deacon: A Fishing Trip Gone to Heck (Literally!) 🤣

A preacher had a deacon in his church who had a bad habit of cussing. In his attempt to help the deacon overcome this terrible habit, the preacher decided he should spend some personal time with him.... read more..
Message in Pink
Susan Page
Susan Page
960
3 min read

Message in Pink

- photo by Susan PageThe colour pink has never been one that I particularly favour. However, one morning, arriving at the program where I volunteer, I was eagerly greeted by several of my special frie read more..
Quote #2360
Quotes
Susan Davis
1045
<1min

Quote #2360

The longer you stay on the wrong train, the more expensive it is to get home. - Unknown... read more..
Clumsy Me: A Tale of Mishaps and Bruises 😅
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
947
<1min

Clumsy Me: A Tale of Mishaps and Bruises 😅

I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.... read more..
Beyond the Storm
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3518
2 min read

Beyond the Storm

It was evening as I climbed aboard the jumbo jet. I was tired. It had been a hectic, emotionally stormy week. I had endured more than the usual schedule changes, telephone calls, interruptions, child... read more..
One-Liner #1925
One-liners
Susan Davis
846
<1min

One-Liner #1925

My kid asked me what I used to play on the iPad as a kid, and I told him I talked into a fan to sound like a robot.... read more..
Y to K Problem
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5142
<1min

Y to K Problem

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.  We have analyzed all databases, all data files, in... read more..
Clothes Hamper
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4118
<1min

Clothes Hamper

I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper. He looked puzzled, and I explained, "You know; it's the place where we put our dirty clothes before they're washed." M... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5010 - May 18, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5010 - May 18, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! The news today is that I am preaching for the first time in two and half years. Our pastor is sick this... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 18 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
891
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 18 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! The news today is that I am preaching for the first time in two and half years. Our pastor is sick this week and he asked me to fill in for him. I am looking forward to it... read more..
Quote #2359
Quotes
Susan Davis
916
<1min

Quote #2359

"Once you carry your own water, you will learn the value of every drop."  - African Proverb read more..
One-Liner #1924
One-liners
Susan Davis
879
<1min

One-Liner #1924

Travel Advice: Don't waste money buying new clothes; visit new places where people haven't seen your old clothes.... read more..
Tickle Tally
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
788
<1min

Tickle Tally

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.... read more..
Ugly the Tomcat
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5073
3 min read

Ugly the Tomcat

Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say, love. The combin... read more..
Thoughtful Sidney
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5049
<1min

Thoughtful Sidney

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. "Sidney thought of everything," she told them.  "Jus... read more..
Make Room for Laughter
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1332
4 min read

Make Room for Laughter

After about two months in recovery mode, I had an opportunity to go to the neighborhood Publix. It's been a long time since I've been in a store, and I was happy to get out of the house and give The G... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5009 - May 15, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5009 - May 15, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt are glad to be home again. We're catching up on work and also catching up on sleep! To... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 15, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
768
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 15, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt are glad to be home again. We're catching up on work and also catching up on sleep! Today's video share is a world record solving of a Rubik's cube (the ... read more..
Old Golfers, New Gripes: A Hilarious Hole-in-One of Senior Moments 😂
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4490
<1min

Old Golfers, New Gripes: A Hilarious Hole-in-One of Senior Moments 😂

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer to... read more..
Amid the Doubts
Susan Page
Susan Page
984
4 min read

Amid the Doubts

- photo by Susan Page'Faith is not the absence of doubt; it is continuing to follow Jesus in the midst of doubt.' J.D. Greear Do faith and doubt go hand in hand? It’s an interesting question. Scriptu read more..
Message From a Mom to Her Child
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
24415
<1min

Message From a Mom to Her Child

I gave you life, but cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, but I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, but I cannot make you believe. I can buy you beautiful clothes, ... read more..
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