Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 874 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #2343
Quotes
Susan Davis
881
<1min

Quote #2343

"On particularly rough days, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100%, and that's pretty good." - Unknown read more..
One-Liner #1908
One-liners
Susan Davis
946
<1min

One-Liner #1908

Well, well, well, if it isn't the bridge I said I'd cross when I came to it.... read more..
I’ll Tell You When I’ve Had Enough
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1075
4 min read

I’ll Tell You When I’ve Had Enough

It was evening, and the day was just about over. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were chilling in the living room, watching TV. It is always lovely when the day ends, and you can relax. ... read more..
Lazarus, Come Out!
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2865
<1min

Lazarus, Come Out!

Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting their year-end program for the congregation - telling about the life of Jesus. When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little boy said... read more..
How to Give Your Cat a Pill
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12727
2 min read

How to Give Your Cat a Pill

I.  Grasp cat firmly in your arms.  Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth. 2.  Retri... read more..
Microscope vs. Telescope 🌀
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1018
<1min

Microscope vs. Telescope 🌀

What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4993 - March 13, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4993 - March 13, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt was sick for a week, but she is over it now. I think I did pretty good taking care of ... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 13, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
774
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 13, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt was sick for a week, but she is over it now. I think I did pretty good taking care of her while she was under the weather: a testimony to all the things I... read more..
Nun Runs Amok! Doctor's Cure is Hilariously Unorthodox! 😂
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4959
<1min

Nun Runs Amok! Doctor's Cure is Hilariously Unorthodox! 😂

A nun stepped out of the doctor's office, saying her rosary rather loudly as she hurried down the hospital corridor. Another doctor witnessed this, and went to ask her doctor about it. "Hey, what ... read more..
Murphy's Laws on Computers
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4015
<1min

Murphy's Laws on Computers

- As soon as you delete a worthless file, you'll need it. - Installing a new program will always mess up at least one old one. - You can't win them all, but you sure can lose them all. - The likeli read more..
Helping the Lost
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2236
<1min

Helping the Lost

A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared for b... read more..
One-Liner #1907
One-liners
Susan Davis
846
<1min

One-Liner #1907

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday.  I asked her, "How small?" She replied, "Just you, me, and the principal."... read more..
Quote #2342
Quotes
Susan Davis
1346
<1min

Quote #2342

"In adversity we tend to doubt God's fatherly care, but in prosperity we tend to forget it. If we are to trust God, we must acknowledge our dependence upon him at all times, good times as well as bad read more..
Unforgettable Grandma👵📞
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
868
<1min

Unforgettable Grandma👵📞

I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.... read more..
Eyes on Jesus
Susan Page
Susan Page
1048
4 min read

Eyes on Jesus

- photo by Susan PageA woman shared her experience of a time when her father was extremely ill. She was looking for answers that the medical community could not provide. Even though she felt God’s Spi read more..
Cybersalt News - March 9, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
764
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 9, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I don't know if it's the case where you live, but here at CyberSalt World Headquarters, we changed the clocks forward an hour last night in keeping with Daylight Saving Ti... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4992 - March 9, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
133
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4992 - March 9, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to March! I don't know if it's the case where you live, but here at CyberSalt World Headqu... read more..
Mr. Sugarbrown's Daughter
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5492
<1min

Mr. Sugarbrown's Daughter

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday Sc... read more..
One-Liner #1906
One-liners
Susan Davis
887
<1min

One-Liner #1906

So why is it that when Star Trek 'boldly go where no one has gone before' they always find someone there?... read more..
Quote #2341
Quotes
Susan Davis
891
<1min

Quote #2341

"Thankfulness is a flower which will never bloom well except upon a root of deep humility." - J.C. Ryle read more..
Laws of the Toddler
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3066
<1min

Laws of the Toddler

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be you read more..
A Needle Named Miss Ouch
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1226
4 min read

A Needle Named Miss Ouch

My father has been gone for 15 years. It hardly seems that long, but time goes by, and you can’t stop it. One of my father’s “jokes” was, “Son, I’m so sick and tired of being sick and tired.” Then he... read more..
Lost and Fizzy🥤
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
974
<1min

Lost and Fizzy🥤

My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.... read more..
From Heart Attacks to Coffin Chats: A Comedy of Errors
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3914
<1min

From Heart Attacks to Coffin Chats: A Comedy of Errors

Mrs. Smith was a hypochondriac. Dr. Jones was fed up with her constant complaints about non-existent illnesses, so he started palming her off with a mild sedative to keep her happy. One day she compl... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4991 - March 6, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4991 - March 6, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I experienced one of the best earthquakes we've had at Cybersalt World Headquarters since moving here al... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 6, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
971
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I experienced one of the best earthquakes we've had at Cybersalt World Headquarters since moving here almost 29 years ago. What makes a great earthquake? It lasts long enou... read more..
The Day I Got Banned from the Park 🌳
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
847
<1min

The Day I Got Banned from the Park 🌳

I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height. They didn't like me critter sizing.... read more..
Blind Perspective
Susan Page
Susan Page
952
4 min read

Blind Perspective

- photo by Susan PageWould you be described as an optimist or a pessimist, a person who views the cup as half-empty or half-full? Perhaps for many, it depends on the circumstances or the season of li read more..
One-Liner #1905
One-liners
Susan Davis
843
<1min

One-Liner #1905

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures - it's my face.... read more..
Climbing the Walls
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2762
<1min

Climbing the Walls

With some misgivings, we left a young baby-sitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters. When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV. I went to check on the children,... read more..
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