Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 874 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2340

If you see a married couple still in love through the years,you may think how lucky they are. But in marital relations, there is no such thing as luck. They made many compromises, they overlooked eac... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4994
<1min

Dalmation Role

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4990 - March 2, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to March! You may already be tired of people going on about how much they love their air f... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
952
2 min read

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to March! You may already be tired of people going on about how much they love their air fryers (No, I am not talking about members of a mendicant order ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
927
<1min

One-Liner #1904

My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2339

"If you don't heal from what hurt you, you'll bleed on people who didn't cut you." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
954
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Encounter with a Stone

I picked up a rock and took it for granite. - Raul el Perro... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Someone is Knocking

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.  All went well until he came one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2988
<1min

Every Day

Every day I need you LordBut this day especially,I need some extra strengthTo face what ever is to be. This day more than any dayI need to feel you near,To fortify my courageAnd to overcome my fear. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1087
4 min read

My Days of Wonder in the Hospital

My plans for the New Year were horribly changed by ending up in the hospital. Around the middle of the month, it seemed like I may have had the flu. After all, everybody around me had the flu, and I ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4989 - February 27, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I stayed up way to late before remembering to send out today's digest. So enjoy the rest of today's... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
926
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 27, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I stayed up way to late before remembering to send out today's digest. So enjoy the rest of today's digest! ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
976
<1min

Clint the Termite🪵🦗

I just got myself a pet termite and named him Clint. Clint Eats Wood.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convi... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
1024
2 min read

An Unexpected Blessing

- photo by Susan PageI have never been a person who particularly enjoys winter. I need to dig deep to find any appreciation for the season. These negative feelings about winter seem to intensify as I read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
951
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One-Liner #1903

I am now "take a picture of labels with my phone so I can blow it up bigger and read it" years old.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
998
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Quote #2338

Do It Anyway People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Be kind anyway. If you are success... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Country Boys

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse.  They crept up from an advantageous direction like a cou... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
130
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4988 - February 23, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!  Issue #4988 Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Though you will read this news on Sunday, I am typing it on Saturday night as I usually do t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
681
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Cybersalt News - February 23, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Though you will read this news on Sunday, I am typing it on Saturday night as I usually do to get the mailing lined up to go out later while I am sleeping. This week, howe... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2337

"Do what makes you happy, because when you die, your job will be posted before your obituary." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
957
<1min

One-Liner #1902

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Mistaken Identity

 A true story from Pastor Tim... One year, at the annual summer day camp Westside Bible Church runs, we had a set of identical twin brothers enrolled. They were 6 years old and very, very identi read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12828
2 min read

Vicar's Surprise

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you." The vicar accepted the of... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
936
<1min

Antsy Antics

Five ants rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1277
4 min read

How Old is Considered Too Old?

One of my grandchildren asked me quite a penetrating question this week. Everybody knows how perceptive these little people are, especially when they are around big people. I am all for questions and ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4987 - February 20, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! We are back to warm (for us), wet weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. While not everyone's cup... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
852
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Cybersalt News - February 20, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We are back to warm (for us), wet weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. While not everyone's cup of tea, the rain is a beautiful friend to those of us who don't lik... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Hearing Aids on a Budget: Morris's Hilarious Quest

Morris had long suspected that his hearing wasn't quite what it used to be. Friends often had to repeat themselves, and he found himself nodding along to conversations he could barely follow. It was t... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
999
4 min read

A Good and Beautiful Community

- photo by Susan PageI love the account of the early Church community recorded in Acts 2: “When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. They devoted themselves to the apostl read more..