Monthly Archive

2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 874 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 6, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We've had snow in the air (or on the ground) at Cybersalt World Headquarters since Saturday night. It's always nice for a snowy change of scenery in the neighbourhood, but ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4674
2 min read

Bear Sermons: When Preaching Gets Grizzly 🐻

A priest, a rabbi, and a Pentecostal preacher all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They often met two or three times a week for coffee, sharing stories... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6448
<1min

Speeding Juggler

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1786
<1min

Quote #2332

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option." - Mark Twain read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1022
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A Killer Party This Saturday! πŸŽ‰

Autopsy Club - Party here this Saturday! Open Mike night!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Mental Victories

A newly deputized police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds.  What's more he boaste... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
987
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One-Liner #1897

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right ... We do have food at home.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
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3 min read

I Wonder ... Who is at Fault?

- photo by Susan PageMy word choice for 2025 is … Wonder. This word speaks to me in diverse ways. I love the wonder of creation. The fact that God knows every hair on our heads is a wonder! The word read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4982 - February 2, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! It snowed at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, for the first time since the middle of January 202... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 2, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! It snowed at Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, for the first time since the middle of January 2024. To celebrate and enjoy, I have changed our front garden LED light... read more..

Illustrations
Susan Davis
2326
2 min read

The Washington DC Metro Station Social Experiment

β€œIn Washington DC, at a Metro Station, on a cold January morning in 2007, a man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, approximately 2000 people went through the ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2331

"The colour of springtime is in the flower. The colour of winter is in the imagination." - Ward Elliot Hour read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Did I Really Say That?

I was working on my computer when The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage walked in and said, "Are you ready to go?" She caught me by surprise. I looked up from my computer and, staring at her, said, ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1896

The secret to a clean kitchen is simple - Don't cook. Ever.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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"Grace"ous Host

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.  ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Ghandi Pun

Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became quite thick and hard. Being a very spiritual person, he ate very little, and often fasted. As a result, he wa... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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SIDNK

During the Air Force Academy's basic cadet training, the new cadets, known as doolies, go through a ten-day encampment outdoors. Prior to being served in the chow tent, they are required to do pullups... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4981 - January 30, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! She is the best person who ever happened to me in my life! Today's ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 30, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! She is the best person who ever happened to me in my life! Today's video share is a good reminder to always have a shed handy: one nev... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Little Johnny's Stork-tacular School Blunder 🦀

Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny (a future lawyer) hollers out, "Okay, everyone in the house, please be advised that I, little Johnny, have on this date made a complete f... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1042
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Sofa Nap: The Snors d'oeuvre Experience! πŸ˜‚

Having a little nap on the sofa before taking myself up to bed for my main sleep; I call that a snors d'oeuvre.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
892
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Quote #2330

"As Christians, we can't say we are seeking to love our neighbor as ourselves and then do our work with mediocrity." - Jordan Raynor, Master of One read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
946
<1min

One-Liner #1895

Ctrl + Alt + Del: Control yourself + Alter your thinking + Delete negativity.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
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4 min read

The Crossroads

- photo by Susan PageA good friend called and asked, β€œDo you want to go hiking tomorrow?” I responded, β€œHave you seen the weather forecast?” Accounting for the wind chill the forecast predicted -19 C read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5738
2 min read

All Roads Lead Back to Rome

The U.S.  Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.  That's an exceedingly odd number.  Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they buil... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4980 - January 26, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I received a very interesting letter in the mail this week from the federal government. They contacted ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - January 26, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! I received a very interesting letter in the mail this week from the federal government. They contacted me to let me know that I could start to collect my Canada Pension Pl... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
861
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Quote #2329

"Religion is at its best when it makes us ask hard questions of ourselves. It is at its worst when it deludes us into thinking we have all the answers for everybody else." - Archibald Macleish read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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<1min

The Cheesy Showdown!

Medieval Knight 1: "Why are you attacking me with that block of cheddar?" Medieval Knight 2: "It's extra sharp."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Cheaper Insurance

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, my brother was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased my dad, "the prem... read more..