Monthly Archive

March 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 73 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #2008
One-liners
Susan Davis
330
<1min

One-Liner #2008

Life is simpler when you're nonchalant; as soon as you start chalanting, it all goes sideways.... read more..
Letter of Recommendation
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3913
<1min

Letter of Recommendation

When Peters learned that he was being fired after a career of incompetence he went to see the head of human resources.  "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve a... read more..
Going to Disneyworld
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5407
<1min

Going to Disneyworld

"Hey Grandpa!, can you make a noise like a frog?" "I think I can do that. Why?" "'Cuz Dad says when you croak, we're going to Disneyworld" read more..
Choosing a Successor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3873
3 min read

Choosing a Successor

A successful businessman knew it was time to choose a successor to lead his business. Instead of appointing one of his directors, or one of his children, he decided to call the company's young execut... read more..
Blessed are the Forgiven
Susan Page
Susan Page
649
2 min read

Blessed are the Forgiven

While travelling, I listened to a singer whose lyrics often touch my soul deeply, leading me to pause and pray. Steve Bell regularly writes his songs based on words from Scripture. On this day, the so... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5092 - March 15, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
195
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5092 - March 15, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! This past week was one of the busiest I've had in a very long time. Between meetings — both work and personal — and everything happening on the busine read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5093 - March 15, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
175
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5093 - March 15, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! This past week was one of the busiest I've had in a very long time. Between meetings — both work and personal — and everything happening on the busine read more..
Cybersalt News - March 15, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
267
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 15, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! This past week was one of the busiest I've had in a very long time. Between meetings — both work and personal — and everything happening on the business side of Cybersalt, ... read more..
Quote #2443
Quotes
Susan Davis
328
<1min

Quote #2443

"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." - Oscar Wilde read more..
A Pigeon Pun 😂
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
389
<1min

A Pigeon Pun 😂

I gave the rest of my pastry to two pigeons. I smiled when I realized that I had filled two birds with one scone.... read more..
One-Liner #2007
One-liners
Susan Davis
452
<1min

One-Liner #2007

The fact that most captchas are based on robots not being able to identify bikes or traffic lights doesn't fill me with confidence for self-driving cars.... read more..
The Elevator Pinch
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2928
<1min

The Elevator Pinch

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the ... read more..
Overworked
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8603
<1min

Overworked

(These numbers need to be updated, but the principle remains...) For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm t read more..
Nobody is Perfect, at least That’s What I’m Told
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
791
4 min read

Nobody is Perfect, at least That’s What I’m Told

People often say nobody is perfect. I've said that at least 100 times, but there are times when I am not quite sure that it applies to me. There are some situations when I think I am perfect. I do no... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 12, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
288
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For those interested to listen, I preached at our church this past Sunday. (teaser: Lots of application related to elements of AI in our current day and near future.) ... read more..
Quote #2442
Quotes
Susan Davis
397
<1min

Quote #2442

"Choose your battles wisely because if you fight them all you'll be too tired to win the really important ones." - Unknown read more..
The Blacksmith Dog 🐕
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
333
<1min

The Blacksmith Dog 🐕

When I was a kid, we got a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door.... read more..
One-Liner #2006
One-liners
Susan Davis
344
<1min

One-Liner #2006

My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn.... read more..
Hearing Aid
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4096
<1min

Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.  It cost me $4,000, but it's state of the art." "Really?" answered the neighbor.  "What kind is it?" "Twelve-thirty."... read more..
When Church is Hard
Susan Page
Susan Page
751
4 min read

When Church is Hard

We’ve all been there. We can all relate, whether we are the Pastor, the elder, the person on the worship team, or the broken-hearted person in the pew. We can even relate if we are the person in the n... read more..
Loved Too Much
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2336
<1min

Loved Too Much

A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Bobby, I know you love Buster, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed ... read more..
Special Message
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3440
<1min

Special Message

"Skipper," the sailor said to his captain as he saluted, "A special message just came in for you from the admiral. I have it right here." "Read it to me," the captain ordered. The sailor read, "You read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 7 : Blues - A Song
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
538
<1min

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 7 : Blues - A Song

Genesis 2:19 BluesWeek 7 of writing a song each week.This week, the Lord brought the animals and birds—whatever the man named, that’s what they became. Now the Lord had poured out all the ground,Al... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 8, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
317
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! If you live in a part of the world that turned the clocks forward one hour this morning, you have something in common with me today. However, there’s also something unique ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5091 - March 8, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
203
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5091 - March 8, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! If you live in a part of the world that turned the clocks forward one hour this morning, you have something in common with me today. However, there’s read more..
Ministry Frustrations
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3348
2 min read

Ministry Frustrations

A new young minister got his first charge - a tiny church way out on the prairies. He traveled from the big city early to familiarize himself with the parish, and visited the church on Wednesday. It w... read more..
Quote #2441
Quotes
Susan Davis
333
<1min

Quote #2441

Politics is our religion.Social Media is our community.Outrage is our liturgy. - Bishop Robert Barron... read more..
Construction Assessment
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
621
<1min

Construction Assessment

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring; but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting!... read more..
One-Liner #2005
One-liners
Susan Davis
402
<1min

One-Liner #2005

My sweet wife got me a simple metal bracelet with the first initials of our kids on it. Now I lay on the side of the road, paramedics working on me, as I silently think about Donna, Nick, and Rachel.... read more..
An Old Geezer Looking For New Tricks
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
799
4 min read

An Old Geezer Looking For New Tricks

Although the year is new, I’m still an old geezer. I think I know what geezer means, but I’m not sure what the definition of “old” is. One person’s old is another person’s youth. Believe me, I don’t k... read more..
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