Monthly Archive

October 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 39 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - October 18, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
12
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Cybersalt News - October 18, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are at church camp this weekend and having a good time. The weather has been really nice, which is great because I totally forgot to bring a jacket o... read more..
Quote #2505
Quotes
Susan Davis
16
<1min

Quote #2505

"In fact, you will not know what prayer is really for until you know that life is war. When we pray, we are equipped with strength and power to do hard things for the kingdom of God." - John Piper read more..
Changed My Mind... Literally! 🤯
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
16
<1min

Changed My Mind... Literally! 🤯

At first I was against brain transplants, but then I changed my mind.... read more..
One-Liner #2069
One-liners
Susan Davis
16
<1min

One-Liner #2069

Due to the unprecedented use of the word unprecedented, we must now change its meaning; as it is no longer unprecedented.... read more..
Golf Cheater
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3711
<1min

Golf Cheater

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats." "Why do you say that?" "Well, he found his lost ba... read more..
Advertising
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2014
<1min

Advertising

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller-- guaranteed to work." I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.... read more..
Maybe I Should Rob a Bank
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
131
4 min read

Maybe I Should Rob a Bank

Throughout my life, money has been quite a challenge. I was a pastor for almost 50 years, and as a pastor I did not get much of a salary, barely enough to get by on. But I didn't become a pastor for ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 15, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
36
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 15, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I've been promising in the last couple of editions that I would share a picture of birds in the new frying pan bird bath here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. In less than t... read more..
Quote #2504
Quotes
Susan Davis
27
<1min

Quote #2504

"If I could hear Christ praying for me in the next room, I would not fear a million enemies. Yet distance makes no difference. He is praying for me." - Robert Murray McCheyne read more..
Back to Square One! 😭
Uncategorised
Susan Davis
11
<1min

Back to Square One! 😭

Lost my life's research on how to cure excessive itching. Looks like I'll have to start from scratch.... read more..
Salesman Jig
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3576
<1min

Salesman Jig

My husband and I had bought some gadgets for our almost teen-age grandsons and were leaving the store when we realized we didn't have batteries. He stepped over to a counter to get the batteries but c... read more..
Marriage Teachings
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2125
<1min

Marriage Teachings

At the banquet of Tom and Susan's 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.  "Tell us, Tom, just what is it... read more..
One-Liner #2068
One-liners
Susan Davis
33
<1min

One-Liner #2068

I taught my dog to fetch me a soda ... doesn't sound very impressive but he gets them from my neighbours fridge.... read more..
I Always Wanted To
Susan Page
Susan Page
144
2 min read

I Always Wanted To

I always wanted to …Find a way to go back in time and right the wrongs I always wanted to …“Fix” the brokenness in families, especially my own I always wanted to …Remember how much I’ve been forgive... read more..
Dull Razor
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3714
<1min

Dull Razor

One morning, while shaving, a fellow started cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of his wife, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.  "What's the matter?" she called o... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 11, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
32
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 11, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Thanksgiving to those celebrating in Canada! I'm happy to update you on the frying pan bird bath. After siliconing some rubber grips made from old bike tires to the... read more..
Keeping Up is Hard to Do at My Age
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
175
4 min read

Keeping Up is Hard to Do at My Age

There was a time in my life when keeping up was part of my daily routine. I started each day with a specific objective, and by the end of the day, I had completed it. I took pride in completing my wo... read more..
One-Liner #2067
One-liners
Susan Davis
43
<1min

One-Liner #2067

During Covid, and after six months of listening to people talk with masks on, I finally understood what Charlie Brown's teacher was saying.... read more..
Missed Call
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3600
<1min

Missed Call

My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One morning a call came in for her. I said she wasn't in yet and offered to take a message. The caller said she'd phone ... read more..
Dieting, Prayer, and Fresh Bakery Treats
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2119
<1min

Dieting, Prayer, and Fresh Bakery Treats

After starting a new diet, I altered my drive to town to avoid passing my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window were a host of my favorite goodies. ... read more..
Carve Out Gratitude 🦃
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
40
<1min

Carve Out Gratitude 🦃

Carve out a little room for gratitude.... read more..
Give Thanks
Susan Page
Susan Davis
77
2 min read

Give Thanks

Thanksgiving is a beautiful season to focus on the harvest, the bounty, and the beauty that nature displays in such vibrant, amazing colours. Traditionally we may gather with family and friends aroun... read more..
Quote #2503
Quotes
Susan Davis
34
<1min

Quote #2503

"What if, today we were grateful for everything?" - Charlie Brown read more..
Cybersalt News - October 8, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
44
<1min

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Around here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, we've been having incredible fall weather. I'm sure it's partly because of El Niño, but we've had clear skies and the sun... read more..
Quote #2502
Quotes
Susan Davis
41
<1min

Quote #2502

"We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction." - H.A. Ironside read more..
Investment Stocks 🍲
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
51
<1min

Investment Stocks 🍲

I've started investing in stocks - beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.... read more..
Fun Fractions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2023
<1min

Fun Fractions

A mathematics teacher came into the faculty room after she'd been watching a basketball game. Her face was glowing.  "I've got the greatest idea for teaching!" she exclaimed.  "What d... read more..
You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4936
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You Know You've Been Out of College Too Long When:

* Your potted plants stay alive.* 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.* You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.* You carry an umbrella.* You watch the Weather Channel. read more..
One-Liner #2066
One-liners
Susan Davis
42
<1min

One-Liner #2066

If I had 50 cents for every math test I've failed, I'd have $7.20.... read more..
Forgive and Bless
Susan Page
Susan Page
186
3 min read

Forgive and Bless

It’s been one of those challenging weeks. There has been a substantial amount of news concerning those I love who are gravely ill as well as the sudden passing of one of my special needs friends. It’... read more..
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