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Monthly Archive

January 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 63 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2970

Handy Engineering Conversions

When it comes to Conversion Tables, this one will take the cake! - Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi - 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton - 1 millionth of a mouthwash: ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1566

An Honest Day's Work

Today's Illustration "An Honest Day's Work" was one I read on www.sermoncentral.com The USS Astoria (C-34) was the first U.S. cruiser to engage the Japanese during the Battle of Savo Island, a night ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3171

Shoe Fit

A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. "Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1064

One-liner #1258

When I was young, if any of us kids got sick, my mother would bring out the chicken soup. Of course, that didn't' work for broken bones; for broken bones, she gave us boiled beef. - George Burns... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
485

Cybersalt News - January 14, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder enjoys leftovers of the food type and the blessing type. You can read more about that in "I’m In Leftover Heaven" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
990

I’m In Leftover Heaven

I do confess that I enjoy the holiday seasons just like everybody else. One of the main ingredients I enjoy more than anything else is the holiday cuisine. At our house, I must duly confess, it is the... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
738

Quote #1699

"God left you on earth for a purpose. Do it." - unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
995

One-liner #1256

I'm sick of following my dreams; I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2605

Three Chairs

A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to come to his church some Sunday. Not too many weeks thereafter and just as services are starting, they show up. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
810

Training Hopes

At the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle, there is a full-size mockup of an F/A-18 fighter. A ramp allows visitors to climb into the cockpit and get a sense of what the pilot sees and feels. A guide... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
4944

'Twas the Month after Christmas

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd tasteAt the holiday parties had gone to my waist.When I got on read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
615

Cybersalt News - January 11, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce that Cybersalt has opened up an online store. One goal is to provide links to products I will be doing "unboxing" videos about and also to offer a pl... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
744

Quote #1698

"You are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3178

Shrimp Revenge

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2139

Fish Schools

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
991

Self-Righteous Son

Thanks to List member Dannette from Ohio for this true story about her son. When my son was 4, I was in a Women's Bible Study group. They had classes for children as well, while we studied in our gro... read more..

Clean Jokes
2841

Learning From Snowmen

"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. Wearing white is always appropriate. Winter is read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1038

One-liner #1255

Free advice is worth what you paid for it.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1039

One-liner #1254

As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
444

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is facing the New Year like it's a rodeo - he also seems to face marriage like it is a rodeo too it seems. You can read more about that in "Back in t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
879

Back in the Saddle Again…and Again

This is not my first rodeo when it comes to New Years. I have ridden this Bronco so many times I cannot remember how many. Well, I can remember, but I am not going to let that slip. Something to do wi... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
773

Quote #1697

  The world: Your biggest problem is without. The solution is within. The Bible: Your biggest problem is within. The solution is without. - Matt Smethurst read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
936

Storage Act

I heard about this band called 999 Megabytes. They still haven't gotten a gig.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2797

Flight Time

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago. "The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
492

Cybersalt News - January 4, 2018

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2018 - Happy New Year! Sunday's Cybersalt Digest included an item that featured 40 ways to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in different languages. Well, ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
6931

Quote #1696

"A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there." - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
935

Free the Fat

As a matter of fact, I do use butter ... Are you trying to marginalize me? - Pam... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3417

105 and Missing

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to church. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Pastor went to see him. He found him ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1454

Opportunity, Optimism, Entrepreneurship

Someone in our neighborhood put a huge sofa out by the curb for trash collection. Since it was in good shape, many motorists slowed down for a look. But when they saw how enormous it was, they'd leav... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Bragging Rights

A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small Yugo also drives up. The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging to the Yugo own... read more..

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