Monthly Archive

February 2021

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 58 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
375

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! As you will see from this picture, we got some rare snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this weekend. Living on the left coast of Canada means our winters are pretty mild ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
719

The Alleged Warrant For My Arrest

This past week was one of the best weeks I've had in a long time. I got everything completed, as well as some overdue projects. There’s no feeling quite like the feeling of having accom... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1974

Relationship Denial

I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2911

If You Love Someone

Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4239

Love vs. Obligation

A house is a house is a house-until love comes through the door, that is. And love intuitively goes around sprinkling that special extra that transforms a house into a very special home for very speci... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
601

Quote #1985

  "Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings." - Gustave Flaubert read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
527

One-Liner #1548

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2349

Devil Secret

Two youngsters were walking home from Sunday School, each deep in his own thoughts.  Finally one said, "What do you think about all this devil business we studied today?" The other boy replie... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
371

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I am part of Refugee Sponsorship group in a village next to our city. It's actually a nice little village, but they would never allow me to move there because they already ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3049

Stand-by Wish

Listening to background music while on hold made her long for a chord- less phone.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3290

Dusty Comeback

My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel." Mom... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
541

Quote #1984

"Have enough courage to start and enough heart to finish." - Jessica N.S. Yourko read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1970

The Ways of Love

My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war. "We were in love," she recalled, "and wrote to each other every week. It was du... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
512

One-Liner #1547

Self-loathing: I hate intolerant people!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
424

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I launched a new YouTube channel this week. Many of you know that I have been involved in the Joomla Community for many years. Joomla is a Content Management System (CMS) t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
752

It Was a Shoofly Pie Moment

During holiday seasons, I enjoy indulging in special food. My favorite during this time of year is the Shoofly Pie. Nothing hits the spot quite like this. Although the Gracious Mistress of the Parson... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3032

Price of Oranges

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?" "Two for a dollar," answered the vendor. "How much is just one?"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
545

Quote #1983

  "Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2336

Looking for a King

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1861

Surprises

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise." Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morni... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
475

One-Liner #1546

The LORD giveth and the government taketh away.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
385

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Ooops! After working all night on a project for a client I decided 5:50am would be a good time to finally go to bed - and then I realized I hadn't sent today's mailing... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2588

Goobers in the Ditch

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
626

Quote #1982

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." - Mae West read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
528

One-Liner #1545

If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2190

Odds Statement

"I'm going to win," said Bette. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1571

Bed Making Obedience

When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked present... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2760

Emergency Visit

A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my h... read more..

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