Monthly Archive

March 2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 71 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Soap and Water
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5056
<1min

Soap and Water

A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he knew was an unkempt housekeeper.  When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever se... read more..
What is Marketing?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3366
<1min

What is Marketing?

What is Marketing?You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct MarketingYou're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. On... read more..
Long Term Care
Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
6349
2 min read

Long Term Care

Until a few weeks ago my husband's 91 year-old mother was able, with help, to still live at home. That all changed when she fell getting out of bed. There were no broken bones, but she had a severely ... read more..
Removing The Dents
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4772
<1min

Removing The Dents

A goober left his car out in a hail storm.  When the storm was over he checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents.  He went to the local garage and inquired how to fix the... read more..
Second Try
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3288
<1min

Second Try

The insurance salesman, trying to start up a conversation with another fella said, "Who is the ugly lady over there?"The second man said, "Why, that's my wife!"Trying to get out of an embarrassing sit... read more..
Handiwork and Heart
Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5677
3 min read

Handiwork and Heart

I have discovered that one of the benefits of having teenagers in my home is that many of the gifts they get are things that I can enjoy playing with. Consider, for example, my son's Nintendo Game Cub... read more..
Keeping Warm
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6713
<1min

Keeping Warm

(switch this one around to suit your favourite/favorite make) Chevy has added wires to the rear window to clear fog and frost. Dodge is adding wires under the wipers so they can be freed when frozen read more..
Surgeon Feedback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3092
<1min

Surgeon Feedback

Surgeons invited to dinner parties are often asked to carve the meat -- or worse yet, to watch the host carve while commenting on the surgeon's occupation. At one party, a surgeon friend was watching... read more..
Boy Scout Tips
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6612
<1min

Boy Scout Tips

A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked.  Sever... read more..
Lent and Fasting
Pastor Bert Nieuwenhuis
Pastor Bert Nieuwenhuis
5453
11 min read

Lent and Fasting

A Catholic priest working in an inner city was walking down an alley one evening on his way home when a young man came down the alley behind him and poked a knife against his back. "Give me your money... read more..
Wise President
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3356
<1min

Wise President

When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo:To all employees; If you must drink during ... read more..
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