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Monthly Archive

March 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 61 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1435

Service, Humility, Parenting

We were standing in line outside a busy restaurant. The harried hostess was checking to find out how many people were in each group. "Party of two," the woman behind us said to her, "and could we plea... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1040

When I’m beside Myself, I’m in Bad Company

In the beginning of the week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said, “On Thursday the girls and I will be going to St. Augustine for the day to visit thrift shops.” It was spring break and so the... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
715

One-liner #1275

If you're lucky enough to be Irish... you're lucky enough!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1444

Quote #1717

"The Christian worldview insists that the face of a child with Down syndrome is infinitely more beautiful than an airbrushed model on the cover of a fashion magazine." - Albert Mohler read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
503

Cybersalt News - March 15, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I know many of you play Bubble Shooter on the Cybersalt site, but have you tried "Colour Bricks"?www.cybersalt.org/games/colored-bricks Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1159

Quote #1716

"A kind gesture can reach a wound that only compassion can heal." - Steve Maraboli read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2548

How To Survive to the End of a Horror Movie

How To Survive To The End Of A Horror Movie * When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. * Never read a book of demon-summoning verses aloud, even as a... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
805

Monthly Possibilities

Can February March? No, but April May.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2078

Goal Setting

A salesman is driving down a country road when he sees a young kid in front of a barn. On the barn are 5 targets with arrows in the bull's eye of each target. Screeching to a stop he runs out to the k... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2928

Bus Pole

While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole, staring at her. Eventually, he said, "Excuse me. This is my stop." Since she wasn't blocking his way, she was ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
677

One-liner #1274

You can tell an Irishman is having a good time when you see him Dublin over with laughter! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
452

Cybersalt News - March 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently spent the day answering honestly and fully to anyone who asked him, "How are you?" You can read more about that at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1885

Coffee Shop What Would Jesus Do

Today, I was in the bathroom at a popular coffee chain. Someone wrote "What Would Jesus Do?" on the wall. Another person wrote directly underneath that, "Wash His hands." Then a third person wrote, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3312

Lose the Cat

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The n... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
911

How am I? Let me Tell You!

An interesting aspect to people is there proclivity toward hypocrisy. By that I mean we say one thing but we really do not mean it or it does not really apply to us personally. I was complaining abou... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
930

One-liner #1273

I like to make lists; I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and guess what's on them while I'm at the store. Anyone else like to do that too?... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2105

Quote #1715

"Joseph waited 15 years. Abraham waited 25 years. Moses waited 40 years. Jesus waited 30 years. If God is making you wait, you're in very good company." - unknown read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
563

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, let's revisit a picture that reminds us it's not always easy to give kids what they really need to flourish. You'll find "Horse Scare" (yes, it's probably not a hors... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2802

Going to Die

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check up, the doctor called his wife into his office alone.  He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease, co... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
910

Discrimination

A US Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3209

Stolen Wallet

It was John's turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling along for the first time. As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his new carpooling passenger. John che... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
807

Quote #1714

"The devil is not the only one allowed to influence the culture."  - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
897

Shingle Adoption

The roof is not my child, but I will raise it...... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
846

One-liner #1272

Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1025

Weasel Request

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel pop by. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2756

No Hero of Mine

"King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother after church one Sunday. "Why not, son?" "I learned today that he killed the Jolly Green Giant." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3046

A.W. Tozer on Billy Graham

One time A. W. Tozer was asked to come to a meeting of the Fundamentalists of Chicago who were greatly distressed that the ecumenical council and Council of Churches had invited Billy Graham to come t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
455

Cybersalt News - March 4, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder wished he could have a week off with nothing to do - and got shingles. You can read "Wishing Can Be Hazardous to Your Health" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-pe... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
844

Wishing Can Be Hazardous to Your Health

The last several months have been rather busy with hardly a break anywhere. Sometimes the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I get so busy we forget about the necessity of taking a break every now... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1140

One-liner #1271

I wanted to go jogging this morning but Proverbs 28:1 says "the wicked run when no one is chasing them," so there goes that.... read more..

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