Monthly Archive

March 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 66 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sunday Compliment
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4430
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Sunday Compliment

The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal. Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved out, one ... read more..
Gray Hair
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3388
<1min

Gray Hair

“When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.”... read more..
Service, Humility, Parenting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Service, Humility, Parenting

We were standing in line outside a busy restaurant. The harried hostess was checking to find out how many people were in each group. "Party of two," the woman behind us said to her, "and could we plea... read more..
When I’m beside Myself, I’m in Bad Company
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2113
4 min read

When I’m beside Myself, I’m in Bad Company

In the beginning of the week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said, “On Thursday the girls and I will be going to St. Augustine for the day to visit thrift shops.” It was spring break and so the... read more..
One-liner #1275
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-liner #1275

If you're lucky enough to be Irish... you're lucky enough!... read more..
Quote #1717
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1717

"The Christian worldview insists that the face of a child with Down syndrome is infinitely more beautiful than an airbrushed model on the cover of a fashion magazine." - Albert Mohler read more..
Cybersalt News - March 15, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 15, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I know many of you play Bubble Shooter on the Cybersalt site, but have you tried "Colour Bricks"?www.cybersalt.org/games/colored-bricks Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4343 - March 15, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
56
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4343 - March 15, 2018

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Quote #1716
Quotes
Susan Davis
2153
<1min

Quote #1716

"A kind gesture can reach a wound that only compassion can heal." - Steve Maraboli read more..
How To Survive to the End of a Horror Movie
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3764
2 min read

How To Survive to the End of a Horror Movie

How To Survive To The End Of A Horror Movie * When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. * Never read a book of demon-summoning verses aloud, even as a... read more..
Monthly Possibilities
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1792
<1min

Monthly Possibilities

Can February March? No, but April May.... read more..
Goal Setting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Goal Setting

A salesman is driving down a country road when he sees a young kid in front of a barn. On the barn are 5 targets with arrows in the bull's eye of each target. Screeching to a stop he runs out to the k... read more..
Bus Pole
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4161
<1min

Bus Pole

While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole, staring at her. Eventually, he said, "Excuse me. This is my stop." Since she wasn't blocking his way, she was ... read more..
One-liner #1274
One-liners
Susan Davis
1642
<1min

One-liner #1274

You can tell an Irishman is having a good time when you see him Dublin over with laughter! ... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 11, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - March 11, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder recently spent the day answering honestly and fully to anyone who asked him, "How are you?" You can read more about that at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/... read more..
Coffee Shop What Would Jesus Do
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2866
<1min

Coffee Shop What Would Jesus Do

Today, I was in the bathroom at a popular coffee chain. Someone wrote "What Would Jesus Do?" on the wall. Another person wrote directly underneath that, "Wash His hands." Then a third person wrote, ... read more..
Lose the Cat
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4570
<1min

Lose the Cat

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The n... read more..
How am I? Let me Tell You!
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1974
4 min read

How am I? Let me Tell You!

An interesting aspect to people is there proclivity toward hypocrisy. By that I mean we say one thing but we really do not mean it or it does not really apply to us personally. I was complaining abou... read more..
One-liner #1273
One-liners
Susan Davis
2008
<1min

One-liner #1273

I like to make lists; I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and guess what's on them while I'm at the store. Anyone else like to do that too?... read more..
Quote #1715
Quotes
Susan Davis
3727
<1min

Quote #1715

"Joseph waited 15 years. Abraham waited 25 years. Moses waited 40 years. Jesus waited 30 years. If God is making you wait, you're in very good company." - unknown read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4341 - March 8, 2018
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
51
<1min

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4341 - March 8, 2018

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Cybersalt News - March 8, 2018
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1480
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today, let's revisit a picture that reminds us it's not always easy to give kids what they really need to flourish. You'll find "Horse Scare" (yes, it's probably not a hors... read more..
Going to Die
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3927
<1min

Going to Die

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check up, the doctor called his wife into his office alone.  He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease, co... read more..
Discrimination
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2055
<1min

Discrimination

A US Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy ... read more..
Stolen Wallet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4378
<1min

Stolen Wallet

It was John's turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling along for the first time. As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his new carpooling passenger. John che... read more..
Quote #1714
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1714

"The devil is not the only one allowed to influence the culture."  - Unknown read more..
Shingle Adoption
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1801
<1min

Shingle Adoption

The roof is not my child, but I will raise it...... read more..
One-liner #1272
One-liners
Susan Davis
1945
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One-liner #1272

Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.... read more..
Weasel Request
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1874
<1min

Weasel Request

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel pop by. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.... read more..
No Hero of Mine
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3938
<1min

No Hero of Mine

"King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother after church one Sunday. "Why not, son?" "I learned today that he killed the Jolly Green Giant." read more..
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