Monthly Archive

April 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 207 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1307

Quote #1479

"God is glorified in his people by the way we experience him, not merely by the way we think about him." - John Piper read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
961

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2016

If you have ever waited patiently for someone to return with food to cook for supper, you'll understand how the bear in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site feels.  You'll find "Salmon ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3330

Cinderoofer

When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it almost nonstop for three days. Since it was warm outside, we kept the windows open. Our neighbors were having their... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
988

Cybersalt News - April 17, 2016

Sunday greetings everybody. Today on the Cybersalt Site Rev. James Snyder has an idea on how to add some wisdom to politics. You can read "Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2767

Salmon Wait

Waiting for Papa Bear to return with the salmon. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2140

Race Horses in a Stable

Some race horses are staying in a stable when one of them starts to boast about his track record: "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1723

Battle Talk

When it comes to a battle with words, I'm always ready to mumble.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1801

Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?

Sometimes an idea will take possession of my mind and literally run with it. Most of the time when an idea sees the condition of my mind it slowly walks away shaking its head. Someone said a mind is a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1803

Heredity

With her brown eyes and curly hair, our youngest daughter takes after my husband. At three, she was a lively, mischievous girl, and people often remarked on how cute she was. One day I was standing wi... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1538

Quote #1478

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." - Oscar Wilde read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1674

One-liner #1030

What do they put for 'hair color'  on the driver's licenses of bald men?... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
988

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. When watching planes land you may not want to be absolutely under them. You'll see why in "Flying Low" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-low  Enjoy t... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2541

Tough Hunting Call

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry b... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2280

Flying Low

Excuse me, sir, but you are flying low. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1752

Quote #1477

"Some burn up in the fire. Others are refined by it." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1612

Bovine Delivery

What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-CALF-inated. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1608

Teacher Parents

My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning as our eight-year-old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room to be sure she had tidied ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2955

You Know You're in Trouble When

You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich. Your suggestion box starts ticking. You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, a... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1425

One-liner #1029

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1052

Cybersalt News - April 15, 2016

There is a new Funny Church Sign on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Visit" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/time-to-visit Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1697

Quote #1476

"Selfishness is a disease that suffocates our capacity to love." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1722

Subjectivity

My daughter was coming home from work late one night, when she came across a huge building fire. As she was stuck in traffic, she thought to herself, "I must be a half a mile away from the fire, and I... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2992

Little Voice

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4333

Time to Visit

Apparently the sign guy is not a fan of the pastor. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1509

Flight Memories

A round-trip plane ticket: Boy, that really takes me back.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1310

One-liner #1028

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1059

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Cat Cup" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-cup Also, for those of you who have web sit... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2565

Swindled

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it.  Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
3408

Cat Cup

When a cat wants it that waya cat wants it that way. (It's definitely different from this method) ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7200

Chocolate Laughs

Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The following 11 reasons are all viable options for yourself or a friend to eat chocolate with a clear conscience. ... read more..

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