Monthly Archive

May 2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 845 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1528

quote #0810

"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1330

quote #0809

"You were born an original. Don't die a copy." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1399

quote #0808

"There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1449

quote #0807

"Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter." read more..

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Pastor Tim
1423

quote #0806

"The universe is made of stories, not of atoms." - Muriel Rukeyser" read more..

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Pastor Tim
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quote #0805

"When's the best time to plant a tree? 15 years ago. When's the second-best time? Today." read more..

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Pastor Tim
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quote #0804

"And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords." - Alan Wilson Watts" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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quote #0803

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved." - Helen Keller read more..

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Pastor Tim
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quote #0802

"The reason a dog makes so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." read more..

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Pastor Tim
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quote #0801

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." read more..

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Pastor Tim
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quote #0800

"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2970

More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

To err is human, just do it in front of as few people as possible! Anyone that flirts with you on-duty won't even recognize you off-duty. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incom... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11031

About Growing Older

A beautiful message about growing older: . . . . I forgot what it was.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
3889

Issue #3351

Issue #3351 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News There isn't very much new on the Cybersalt Site today because I was working today on some background stuff ins read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4234

Proper Attire

Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that rule, the management posted this notice: "Shoes are required to eat in this cafeteria."   Next to it, a studen... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3140

Losing New Balls

Morris had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.His friend Sam watched as he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a bra... read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
53913

Home Sheep Home

As a pastor I know a bit about sheep. For instance, though sheep face common problems they each face unique challenges due to their differences. Also, if they work together in harmony they can accomp... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
3837

Where To from Here?

OK, so here I am in brand new territory. The previous 17 posts have completely told the story of the freedom God has brought into the life of this simple child of His. Back at the beginning m read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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God's Greatest Creative Work

Religion Column - Rev. James L. Snyder - God's greatest creative work I am one of those who believe God created everything. I take the book of Genesis by faith, and rest on the character of God. I s... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
992

Tears Wiped Away

God has a plan to wipe away the tears of the brokenhearted. {audio}podcast/sm20100509.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2167

The Mysterious Wizardry of Gadgetry

When it comes to gadgets just call me Mr. How-in-the-World-Does-This-Work. I fully understand that our world runs on gadgets. According to some, we owe a great deal to the gadgets of this world whatev... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2796

Baseball Class

A professor at the Michigan State University was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden lectures.At the beginning of one semester, an innovative class breathed new life into the course by assigning ba... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4234

Optical Illusion - A + B = Same Color

Here's a fun optical illusion.  The squares marked "A" and "B" are the same color.  Don't believe it? Just click on the image to see the proof. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
13205

Dog Deforestation

Deforestation is becoming a more obvious problem. ... read more..

General News
Pastor Tim
2875

Freedom of the City Parade, Victoria BC, May 4, 2010

2010 is the 100th anniversay of the Canadian Navy and since I live in the city that is home to Canada's Pacific Fleet I'm excited about some of the festivities that are planned. On Tuesday the Navy m... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4004

Eye Exam

Eye-examination charts vary according to the manufacturer, but one thing they have in common is that they don't spell anything.One day a patient came into my office for an ophthalmological exam.  I as... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10269

Computer Twins

Here's the secret to why so many computer geeks have twins. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3395

Missed Delivery

Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public.  So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?""I went out this morning," she ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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"I'm Wet" Cornish Rex Cat

I think most of the noise in this video is swearing in cat language. However, this cat clearly speaks a bit of English as it protests "I'm wet". ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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God's Love is Deeper

Like that's pretty deep man!   ... read more..