Monthly Archive

May 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 186 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1560

Jedi Utensils

Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobe walk into a Chinese Restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke is still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally tells him, “U... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4584

GPA

At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late night campus party.  Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1925

Raising Children and Bamboo

Did you know that there is a certain type of bamboo in Japan that only flowers once every 120 years? It's certainly puzzling how this plant can keep track of time, but everything 119 years before it ... read more..

Clean Jokes
6421

Geraniums

A man walked into a flower shop and after looking around for several minutes, asked the clerk if there were any potted geraniums he could buy. "I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "We don't h... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
876

Cybersalt News - May 6, 2016

Mother's Day is this Sunday, so if you are going to buy your mom a present leave some time for shopping. After all, as the newest picture on the Cybersalt Site reminds us, she certainly spent a lot of... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3102

Enough Shopping

Oh mom, enough shopping! Thanks to Sarah Joy Visser for permission to use this picture!... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2217

Massachusetts Shorts

Khakis (n.): what you need to start the car in Boston.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1291

One-liner #1046

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1856

Eyes of Love

My mother's friend joined Weight Watchers, and the other day when she was getting ready to go to the weekly meeting her little grandson asked her where she was going. She said she was going to her fat... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3645

Pray Loud

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRA... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
930

Cybersalt News - May 5, 2016

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Cinco de Mayo, which co-incidentally fell on May 5 this year! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Rhino Breeding" at:www.cyb... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6020

Rhino Breeding

It was clear something had definitely gone wrong in the rhino breeding program. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2965

This Little Piggy

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. One of the... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1594

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps

I used to be indecisive. But now I am not so sure.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1686

Quote #1493

 "When the dead hand of rationalism holds Christianity in its stony grip, all energy and vitality is drained out of it, not to mention miracle and mystery."  - Leonard Sweet read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1401

One-liner #1045

George Burns has some of the best one-liners! George: Gracie, did the nurse ever happen to drop you on your head when you were a baby? Gracie: Oh no! We couldn't afford a nurse, my mother had to do ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4117

Bathroom Sign

Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh.  Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true story. It was Thanksgiving day and my friend's hall bathroom was not working. She had another bathroom... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
902

Cybersalt News - May 4, 2016

Have you ever been to a BBQ and asked for a doggie bag?  If not, you might not want to start at this "Free BBQ".www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/free-bbq  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!&nb... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1691

Quote #1492

"Think it through to its logical conclusion, and if the outcome is something that God would condemn, put a stop to it immediately." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1725

Skinny Lane

If you’re walking in the narrow space behind my building, you’re right up my alley.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1391

One-liner #1044

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
2883

Free BBQ

Be careful if you ask for a doggie bag. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2166

Dependency On God

Prayer of a child: "Bless my mom and dad ... and dear God, take good care of Yourself. If anything happens to You, we're sunk."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3398

Ladies' Tee

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee b... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
985

Cybersalt News - May 3, 2016

If you've ever had a tingling sense like something was up, you'll understand how Sharon often feels.  Check out "Tingling Senses" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/tingling-senses Enjo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2605

Quote #1491

  You, Lord, keep my lamp burning; my God turns my darkness into light. With your help I can advance against a troop; with my God I can scale a wall. - Psalm 18:28-29 read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2785

Tingling Senses

Sharon's senses were tingling again. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3092

Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood

Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood 10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty. 9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1786

Theatre Ban

After the London Playwrights Guild found out what Shakespeare was up to, he was bard for life.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1277

One-liner #1043

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - unknown read more..

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