Monthly Archive

August 2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 80 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4694

Computer Support Woes

Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee: *Note the word 'former' in the above statement!! "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble wit... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Pastor Tim
4564

Are Your Seams Showing?

Women my age will all remember the time of seams in the stockings. There were no panty hose back then. We all  wore stockings with seams, and you always wanted to make sure the seams were straigh... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6069

Basic Training

After about three weeks in basic training, my husband's unit was not measuring up to expectations. The sergeant threatened to send them all back three weeks to start over.Apparently, at least one new ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4175

Camping with Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.  After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithf... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3173

Why are We Surprised?

I closed my eyes as the music swelled around me. The Lotu - the national church in Papua New Guinea - was packed that morning. The people were on their feet, singing praises to God. I loved to watch read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4359

Where's God?

Two brothers in a small town were well-known as trouble makers.  If there was a problem in town, these boys were guaranteed to be there.  Their parents finally decided to do something abou... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3152

Bob's MG

I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS MG'.I was able to pull up beside the car at the next light, so I said to the driver, "Hey, that's not an MG."T... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4419

Duck Food

Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper: No Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper : No, we have no duck food Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper : NO!!  We do not h... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
4400

We Really Are God's Gift To The World

This morning as I was heading out for my walk, I turned left and down the street. I often go that route and I often see the evidence of the neighbourhood children at play. They love to draw and colo read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2732

Lariat Training

More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance."This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4123

Quips to Ponder

If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving! My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another do... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4685

The Appendix of Christ

Recently, a young man at our church experienced a very long bout of severe abdominal pain.  Many of us had grown quite concerned - especially when we found out that surgery was imminent.  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2480

Searching For Witnesses

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5223

Ironic Phone Call

A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned.  His chum asked, "what happened to you?" The guy replied, "I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron." "What happened to ... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Pastor Tim
3300

In Need of a Re-Overhaul or Face-lift?

Our church is undergoing a 'face-lift', or remodeling job, if you will.  We will also be adding on to the church for Sunday school rooms, offices, new kitchen and fellowship hall, and adding a ba... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2617

Second Opinion 2

A man has not been feeling well and goes to the doctor for a check up. After the physical examination and a battery of blood tests and X-rays, he asks the doctor about his situation.The doctor replie... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3351

Living Faith in a Flip Flop World

If you have ever done any navigating by the use of map and compass, you know that magnetic north isn't true north.I suppose most of us know that magnetic north is slowly moving.I wonder how many know ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3254

Foul Suspicion

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one.A few minutes later the rooster w... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3794

Unknown Reindeer

The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the final question - worth 500 points! "To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3051

An Act of God, An Act of Grace

{mosimage}The day was bright and sunny with just a touch of crispness to it. It was the kind of morning that should have lifted my spirits but as I gazed out the window, my thoughts were far away an read more..

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