Monthly Archive

November 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 253 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cartoons
Jeff Larson
10535

Last Minute Christmas Shopping Cartoon

Last minute christmas shopping. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5216

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1529

One-liner #0776

"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2204

Full Empty Room

Know why a room full of married people looks so empty? There's not a single person in it.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1479

Quote #1229

"Promises are like babies: Fun to make but hard to deliver." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1168

Cybersalt News - November 30, 2011

I am happy to report I have found a way to reactivate the Random Joke Page on the Cybersalt site. You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/random-jokes Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6920

Favorite Candy

Our phone rang late one night, and my wife Nancy picked it up. She said, "KitKat," and hung up. "Who was that?" "Some boy for Carolyn," she said, referring to our daughter. "What now?" I asked. "H... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1333

Quote #1228

"You know you're old if you can remember when bacon, eggs and sunshine were good for you." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1530

One-liner #0775

People at my workplace have started a funny new tradition where they put names on food in the office fridge - today I ate sandwich called Mark.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5568

Captain Kirk Ears

Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk of Star Trek have? A: Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1250

Cybersalt News - November 29, 2011

As we approach Christmas, keep in mind that some of your short term festivity may have long term consequences - as you can imagine in "The Cat's Christmas Revenge" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3966

Marry An Actor

An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The father said, "I would never let my daughter marry an actor." The actor said, "Sir, I think yo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1411

Quote #1227

"I like Christmas presents, Christmas music, Christmas trees, Christmas cards. I like the Christmas spirit. What I don’t like is the way people, whose only interest in Christmas is money, have moved i read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2446

Holiday Overeating

"He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1561

One-liner #0774

"Half the people you know are below average." read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
8450

Grief

Those of you who get the Cybersalt Digest regularly already know that my Mom died November 12th. My thoughts have been fragmented and scattered, so today I’ll just tell you about that day and save my ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1215

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2011

I know many of you had a very busy, long, and food-filled weekend so please pay attention because I don't want to have to pepperspray anyone - AGAIN! It's a drag to be back at work but try ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1927

Portrait of a Friend

"Portrait of a Friend" I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's he read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1615

One-liner #0773

"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1583

Quote #1226

"The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someo read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3396

The War of the Navels

The War of the Navels People have navels of different kinds,Ineys and outeys, to that we're resigned;And so it has happened as it has before,The difference became a reason for war. Each side said th... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2017

Pork Delivery

A German farmer with relatives in the US sent them a package consisting of some pork sausages made from his old pig. When they complained that the package had not yet arrived, he wrote: "C... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1323

The Calling of the Favored

If God calls you to something you can be sure you have His favor - even if you wonder what His call means or how it could ever come true. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111127.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6193

How Does This Work?

Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time. He decided to play the slots. Since he wasn't sure how to play a slot machine, he called an attendant over. "Excuse me," Bob said... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1574

One-liner #0772

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2305

Salary Increase

Our boss told us that she is planning a salary raise. One of the guys asked, "When does it become effective?" The boss answered, "As soon as you do."... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1276

Quote #1225

"Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith and hope and love, by the star on the horizon, by the trumpet that will not call retreat read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1935

Daycare Police

"Breaking News at the Daycare: Police called to deal with a three-year-old who was resisting a rest." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
27319

Smiling At Work Is Easy

Are you stuck in a miserable job but your boss expects (perhaps demands) that you always smile at work? Here's a cheap, easy, and simple solution guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Step One: Co... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5353

After Thanksgiving Feasting Comes The Loafing

Twenty-four hours ago, I was seated with my family and friends around the Thanksgiving table. Now, I am seated in my chair and cannot move. I won’t say I ate too much yesterday. I did, I just won’t sa... read more..