2006 - Monthly Archive - Results from #480

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2980

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High Speed Camera

Just when you wanted to film a bullet going through a lightbulb, along comes a high speed camera that can do so at 10,000 frames per second. Not into shooting lightbulbs? Then why not sho read more..

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3462

<1min

Refrigerator Cam

Does the light in your refrigerator go out when you close the door? Apparently it doesn't in this one. Once the image loads, drag with your mouse to take a panoramic view inside this kit read more..

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3160

<1min

Moon Map

Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars! Wait - I need a map before I get there. I guess this one will do. Check it out and don't forget to zoom right in as close as you can.& read more..

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3254

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Ok, there really isn't going to be much of an aplication for this other than to entertain people on vacation at Disneyland, Knottsberry Farm, Six Flags or some other amusement park, but just the read more..

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4291

<1min

The Half Cake Diet

A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight.She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.The next day, ... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4540

<1min

Toaster Oven

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" h... read more..

06 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3786

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Just Say Yes

The Grace of God teaches us to say, "Yes". Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060806.mp3{/audio}... read more..

05 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2877

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Race Rocks

A few miles up from where I live along the Straight of Juan de Fuca, you will find Race Rocks. Race Rocks is an island with a lighthouse, marine animal life, wonderful ocean views, passing cruise sh read more..

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4649

<1min

Positively Wrong

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class."In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a n... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2992

<1min

Kitchen Help

My brother-in-law came home to an empty house one day and decided he would start dinner. First, he would make the salad. He searched high and low for the big bowl for making the salad and finally foun... read more..

04 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4455

<1min

Online Kaleidoscope

Remember having a kaleidoscope as a kid? Now you can make your own online. If you are at work don't get hooked or you may end up looking for a new job! Update: The creator of the kaleidoscope read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5853

<1min

Hostage Situation

Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the other operators and I share a coffeepot. One morning I took it into the ladies room to fill it with water.... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2879

<1min

Healthful Place

Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?""It sure is," the cabby replied. "When I came here... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4362

2 min read

Red, Yellow, Blue

One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3628

<1min

Denture Feedback

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is tha... read more..

02 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3255

<1min

How To Fold a Shirt

Household chores can sure take a lot of time. Appliances like washers and dryers, stoves, ovens, and microwaves can save time, but unfortunately no one has invented a laundry folder yet. Until they ... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4841

<1min

Goober Computer Virus

You have just received the Goober Computer Virus.Because we don't know how to program computers, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2730

<1min

75 Stories

Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in thei... read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4293

<1min

Buy A Verdict

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state.The jury was out for sever... read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3519

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Orchestra Note

While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room door one night:"I think you should know that the fellow in your band who plays the instrument that pulls in and... read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4906

<1min

Getting To Heaven

The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven.At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?""Heaven!" they all pipe... read more..

30 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4863

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Bear Hunting

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.When the enraged bear charged tow... read more..

30 Jul

Misc

Randall brown

2487

2 min read

A few thoughts and thinkings

Perhaps you've seen people in the church pew next to you, and wondered why they are there. Perhaps for you its quicker to judge that person than it is to see the face of Christ in them. Walking th... read more..

30 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

4470

<1min

Just Say No

The Grace of God teaches us to say, "No". Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060730.mp3{/audio}... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5006

<1min

More Incorrect

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were as... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3787

<1min

Maranatha

David Jeremiah told of this one conference where a pastor was talking to the group and said "If nothing else, I want you to remember this one word; maranatha. It means 'The Lord comes'. So when you le... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4943

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Goober Mirror

Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up.She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmmm, this person l... read more..

28 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3340

<1min

Correct Response

While in an instrument flight-training class at Reese Air Force Base, Texas, I dozed off and, to my dismay, was awakened by a question posed by my instructor.My buddy whispered the correct response to... read more..

27 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4596

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For Sale Sign

A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little farmhouse with a hand-lettered "For Sale" sign out front.After briskly introducing herself and he... read more..

27 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3287

<1min

Need a Pen?

A patient at the dental office where I was a receptionist stopped by my desk to pay her bill. She began rummaging through her purse, as so many patients did when they had a check to write."Do you need... read more..