Monthly Archive

2008

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 805 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2360
2 min read

Good Morning 01-12

"We have not followed cunningly devised fables when we made known unto you the power and coming of our LORD Jesus Christ, but were eyewitnesses of His majesty." - 2 Peter 1:16   read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3376
5 min read

Change is the Operative Word

I had just finished reading a good book and was putting it back onto the shelf when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came in the front door. The door slammed shut and I heard her declare, &l read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3333
<1min

Failing Eyesight

An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later in the day. She was nervous because her eyesight was failing and was afraid her friend might reject her because she was less than pe... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2273
2 min read

Good Morning 01-10

"I came to the exiles who lived at Tel Abib near the Kebar River. And there, where they were living, I sat among them for seven day, overwhelmed." - Ezekiel 3:15   Ezekiel sat qu read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3786
<1min

Human Tetris 5

Ok, this one had me laughing in tears towards the end.  I think the fix was in for the blue team.  But then again, controversy has always followed the human tetris sporting industry hasn't read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2037
2 min read

Good Morning 01-09

"And Nathanael said unto him, Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth?" - John 1:46   This question was asked by Nathanael, a man whom Jesus Himself described as being witho read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2955
<1min

Window Seats

At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband.The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together."Sweetie," the woman... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2875
<1min

Crosswalk Caper

Yes, people are strange - especially when they go through elaborate planning and scheming to pull off a great practical joke like this. I guess nobody told these people to not play on the road.  read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2313
2 min read

Good Morning 01-08

"O God, You are my God: early will I seek Thee: my soul is thirsty for Thee, my flesh longs for Thee in this dry and thirsty land where there is no water." - Psalms 63:1   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2985
<1min

Location Question

Tiring of the same old buzz cut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said."Is t... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3023
<1min

Clapping Record

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you.  Clap and they will probably do the same - that is of course if you are clapping slow enough for them to keep up.  Kent "Toast" French read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2155
2 min read

Good Morning 01-07

"I thank my  God upon every remembrance of you, always in every prayer of mine for you all making request with joy for your fellowship in the Gospel of this very thing that He which hath read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4050
5 min read

Welcome To 2008: The Year Of The Party Animal

Another great season of parties has just passed and I was reflecting on how great it was for all this nonsense to be over until next year. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a party as well as the next o read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3221
<1min

Audi Alteram Parten

During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Parten' rule was explained. Translated it means "To hear the other party" After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
4125
<1min

The Power of a Personal Relationship With the Living God

Having a personal relationship with the living God means powerful things for our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080106.mp3{/audio} read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2202
3 min read

Good Morning 01-06

This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.   Isaiah 60:1-6 Ephesians 3:2-12 Matthew 2:1-12 Psalm 72   During the Christmas season, God appears as man. Dur read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2988
<1min

Patient Problem

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginn... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2181
2 min read

Good Morning 01-05

"and what does the Lord require of you but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God?" - Micah 6:8 If I were to challenge the most prominent “voices&rdq read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2144
2 min read

Good Morning 01-04

If Jesus Came To Your House If Jesus came to your house to spend a day or two, if He came unexpectedly, I wonder what you'd do. Oh, I know you'd give your nicest room to such an honored gu read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2975
<1min

Better Preacher

After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better than the preacher we had last Sunday. He spoke for an hour and said nothing.""Thank you," the visiting preacher re... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2052
2 min read

Good Morning 01-03

"He gave them their request, but sent leanness into their soul." - Psalm 106:15   Some of us, feel that we might have begun the new year in a happier frame of mind if we had a ban read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3768
<1min

Traveler IQ

The world is always changing and in that way it stays the same.  Here is a fun way to test your current knowledge of places in the world.  Some of the places you will asked to pinpoint are g... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2085
2 min read

Good Morning 01-02

"You have never passed this was before." - Joshua 3:4   The gates to another year have swung open. Before us lie the unborn days, hours,and minutes that are beyond our control. Re read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3387
<1min

Happy Songs

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to Maimonides Hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2369
2 min read

Good Morning 01-01

A NEW YEARS BLESSING   "Lord, make me to know my end, and what is the measure of my days." - Psalm 39:4   This new year is an unwritten book, we'll fill up its pages in th read more..