Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3546 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Simply Susan
Susan Davis
8450

Grief

Those of you who get the Cybersalt Digest regularly already know that my Mom died November 12th. My thoughts have been fragmented and scattered, so today I’ll just tell you about that day and save my ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1215

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2011

I know many of you had a very busy, long, and food-filled weekend so please pay attention because I don't want to have to pepperspray anyone - AGAIN! It's a drag to be back at work but try ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1927

Portrait of a Friend

"Portrait of a Friend" I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's he read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1615

One-liner #0773

"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1583

Quote #1226

"The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someo read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3396

The War of the Navels

The War of the Navels People have navels of different kinds,Ineys and outeys, to that we're resigned;And so it has happened as it has before,The difference became a reason for war. Each side said th... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2017

Pork Delivery

A German farmer with relatives in the US sent them a package consisting of some pork sausages made from his old pig. When they complained that the package had not yet arrived, he wrote: "C... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1322

The Calling of the Favored

If God calls you to something you can be sure you have His favor - even if you wonder what His call means or how it could ever come true. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111127.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6193

How Does This Work?

Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time. He decided to play the slots. Since he wasn't sure how to play a slot machine, he called an attendant over. "Excuse me," Bob said... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1574

One-liner #0772

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2305

Salary Increase

Our boss told us that she is planning a salary raise. One of the guys asked, "When does it become effective?" The boss answered, "As soon as you do."... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1276

Quote #1225

"Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith and hope and love, by the star on the horizon, by the trumpet that will not call retreat read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1935

Daycare Police

"Breaking News at the Daycare: Police called to deal with a three-year-old who was resisting a rest." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
27319

Smiling At Work Is Easy

Are you stuck in a miserable job but your boss expects (perhaps demands) that you always smile at work? Here's a cheap, easy, and simple solution guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Step One: Co... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5353

After Thanksgiving Feasting Comes The Loafing

Twenty-four hours ago, I was seated with my family and friends around the Thanksgiving table. Now, I am seated in my chair and cannot move. I won’t say I ate too much yesterday. I did, I just won’t sa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1130

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2011

Like many of you, I really enjoy the game "Angry Birds."  However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid in today's newest FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/first-time-playing-angry-b... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1348

Cybersalt News - November 27, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recording of the messages from October 30th, November 6th, and November 13th.  You'll find them at:www.westsidefam... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
10241

First Time Playing Angry Birds

I really enjoy playing Angry Birds. However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid does. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4131

Military Haircut

Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1633

At Least One Friend

An old man turned to me and asked, "How many friends have you?" "Why, ten or twenty friends have I," And I named off just a few. He smiled a knowing smile at me And sadly shook his head. "How lucky y... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1222

Quote #1224

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."- Douglas Adams read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2559

Screen Door

"Confucius Says man who jump through screen door, strain self." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1585

One-liner #0771

"I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reac read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1194

Cybersalt News - November 25, 2011

You've probably heard about "tryptophan" - that wonderful sleepy ingredient in turkey.  Did you also know it's a turkey multiplier?  The proof is at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/turkey-m... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1537

One-liner #0770

"Human Relations: For every action, there is a corresponding overreaction." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2537

Paul McCartney Song

"I remember that Paul McCartney song like it was yesterday." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1356

Quote #1223

"Be Yourself. Everyone else is already taken."- Oscar Wilde read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1145

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's also Turkey day in the States so happy Thanksgiving everyone.  To help you celebrate, here are an imperial ton of Cybersalt Thanksgiving pages. www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
4941

Not Easy Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
4327

Thanksgiving Turkey Dreams

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..