Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1419 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1992

One-liner #0935

  "Indescribable" sure has a lot of words.   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3684

Daytime Television

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?" "Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2139

TOC Packers

This article page features the Green Bay Packers after a loss with a Turn the Other Cheek philosophy read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2020

toc footballvikings

This article page is featuring the Minnesota Vikings losing in turn the other cheek style read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2738

Benevolent Dictator

This article page cartoon features a pastor in power read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2216

Eli is Dead

This article page cartoon features Eli dying in 1 Samuel 4 read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2529

God's Laws don't change

This article page cartoon features God being very clear regarding the church debate over ordaining gay bishops read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2741

God is so far away

This article page cartoon features a man seeking God who can be found in plain sight read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2496

Coffee Chit Chat - John the Baptist

Coffee Chit Chat cartoon at church read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2223

Paper Boy of God?

This article page cartoon features the Good News of God being delivered by a paper boy   read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2721

TOC Vikings

This article page cartoon features the Vikings losing with a turn the other cheek philosophy read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2335

Toddler Takedown

This article page cartoon features a mom and her toddler wrapped around her knees read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3697

Being a Dad at the Park

The park is a dangerous and risky place to be a dad! ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2601
2 min read

Viking Bandwagon

THE MINNESOTA EPIDEMIC!  It' that time of year again for the 'Minnesota Epidemic' which afflicts residents of Minnesota in almost epidemic proportions. The health risk that I speak of is the s read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1474

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2013

I'm happy to announce there is a new edition of the Cybersalt Shaker online - episode #007!  You can watch "Be a Small Intestine" at:www.cybersalt.org/krkx Also, for those of you keeping track, ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4633

Be a Small Intestine - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #007

The addition of a catch basin to a drainage system has Pastor Tim thinking of 1 Thessalonians 5:20-22. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2028

A Good Job Done

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1725

Quote #1382

"Ambition to do great things for God isn't our problem - it's bending our ambitions toward what Jesus says a great thing is."- Zack Eswine  read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2026

One-liner #0934

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can - that's almost $7.00 in dog money."- Joe Weinstein read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2909

Database Distraction

I'm too easily distracted to learn another relational database language . . . . SQL! read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4640

Medieval History

My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to teach a medieval history class. Not an expert on the Middle Ages, he was concerned about what he'd be able to off... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
1628

Thanksgiving Prayer

Thanksgiving is a type of prayer. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131013.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2919
5 min read

Gratitude

It is Thanksgiving weekend here in Canada. I woke up this morning with the same anticipation I feel about Christmas: one more sleep until our big family meal! But it is not just the calendar that has ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
3833

Renewed Minds - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #006

A courtesy car from the autobody shop reminds Pastor Tim of Romans 12:2. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1604

Cybersalt News - October 10, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Cybersalt Shaker online today. Watch "Renewed Minds" (episode #006) to find out how a courtesy car from the autobody repair shop reminded me of Romans 12:2.w... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2484

Humility

A colleague was invited to hold a speech in Japan. Aware of his reputation as a very good speaker, he was surprised that his audience did not react at all to any of his perfectly timed jokes and witti... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1795

Quote #1381

"They say that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. At this point I should be able to bench-press a Buick." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2692

Prosperity Gospel

The Prosperity Gospel is preaching to acquire. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1987

One-liner #0933

Silence is Golden unless you have a toddler; then, silence is just suspicious.  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4571

Getting Older

Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. One day Amy was upset because she thought her husband didn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get... read more..