Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1441 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3112

New Golfer

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him th... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
867

The Discipline of God

The hardships of life are not evidence that God is absent from or indifferent to our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131020.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131020.mp3"... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2251

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2013

Here is a couple of videos of the super foggy sunset that happened last night behind Cybersalt World Headquarters. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1337

Cybersalt News - October 18, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  This simple black and white cartoon portrays what it can be like "Being a Dad at the Park":www.cybersalt.org/ky94 Speaking of park cartoons, you'll pro... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3619

Important Notice!

Employees dying on the job are failing to fall down.  This practice must stop as it becomes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of the staff.  Any employees foun... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1791

Expert Testimony

Arthur C. Clarke, who wrote the science fiction novel 2001: A Space Odyssey, was also a scientist. He received a telegram from newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst demanding, "Is there life on... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1555

Quote #1383

Parents, the African Proverb is right . . . when elephants fight ants get hurt.  ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2972

Concert Seats

  Ironically, I went to an Usher concert and could not find a seat.   read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1696

One-liner #0935

  "Indescribable" sure has a lot of words.   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3390

Daytime Television

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?" "Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1796

TOC Packers

This article page features the Green Bay Packers after a loss with a Turn the Other Cheek philosophy read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1630

toc footballvikings

This article page is featuring the Minnesota Vikings losing in turn the other cheek style read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2315

Benevolent Dictator

This article page cartoon features a pastor in power read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1857

Eli is Dead

This article page cartoon features Eli dying in 1 Samuel 4 read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2178

God's Laws don't change

This article page cartoon features God being very clear regarding the church debate over ordaining gay bishops read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2368

God is so far away

This article page cartoon features a man seeking God who can be found in plain sight read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2129

Coffee Chit Chat - John the Baptist

Coffee Chit Chat cartoon at church read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1858

Paper Boy of God?

This article page cartoon features the Good News of God being delivered by a paper boy   read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2342

TOC Vikings

This article page cartoon features the Vikings losing with a turn the other cheek philosophy read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1973

Toddler Takedown

This article page cartoon features a mom and her toddler wrapped around her knees read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3328

Being a Dad at the Park

The park is a dangerous and risky place to be a dad! ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2219

Viking Bandwagon

THE MINNESOTA EPIDEMIC!  It' that time of year again for the 'Minnesota Epidemic' which afflicts residents of Minnesota in almost epidemic proportions. The health risk that I speak of is the s read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 16, 2013

I'm happy to announce there is a new edition of the Cybersalt Shaker online - episode #007!  You can watch "Be a Small Intestine" at:www.cybersalt.org/krkx Also, for those of you keeping track, ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
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Be a Small Intestine - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #007

The addition of a catch basin to a drainage system has Pastor Tim thinking of 1 Thessalonians 5:20-22. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4197

Hit and Run

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.  "My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop. "The car hit you from behind," t... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1720

A Good Job Done

The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1442

Quote #1382

"Ambition to do great things for God isn't our problem - it's bending our ambitions toward what Jesus says a great thing is."- Zack Eswine  read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1701

One-liner #0934

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can - that's almost $7.00 in dog money."- Joe Weinstein read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2616

Database Distraction

I'm too easily distracted to learn another relational database language . . . . SQL! read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4307

Medieval History

My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to teach a medieval history class. Not an expert on the Middle Ages, he was concerned about what he'd be able to off... read more..