Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1419 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2531

One-liner #0943

I bet the NSA's nickname for my mom is 'all caps in Florida'. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4327

Weight For Help

Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set of weights. "Pleas... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1522

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2013

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Car Fly" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aw8 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7051

Car Fly

I believe I can fly! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2244

Long Marriages

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2184

One-liner #0942

The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6094

Narcissism

Narcissists are people filled with self-pretty. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1993

Quote #1390

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4101

Popping Ears

Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were po... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4998

Pull Over Cookies

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave hi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1563

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2013

There is a new funny horse picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Horse Boat" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aa9 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
8799

Horse Boat

Some in the community were questioning brother Jakob's commitment. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2317

Consistency In Mentoring

An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. Often she worked late, and as the hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated. One day a student came to her after class with an essay th... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1826

Quote #1389

  "How do you know if you are a servant? By how you react when someone treats you as one."- Dawson Trotman   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7280

Brie Cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2325

One-liner #0941

I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider’s web.... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1153

Helping Ourselves to Learn

There are a number of things we can do to help ourselves learn what God is teaching us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3"> ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1480

Cybersalt News - October 26, 2013

It's been a while since I added a new funny cat or dog picture to the Cybersalt Site, so I've added one of each today!  However, they go together and can only live in one directory so you will fi... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
7591

Cat and Dog Road Trips

We've all seen the difference between how dogs and cats ride in cars.  This explains so much! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2230

Volunteering

One of those physical fitness club franchises was preparing to enter the international market. They placed ads in newspapers all over the county for people who could represent them on a tour. The ad s... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1878

Quote #1388

"Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying a grudge the other guy's out dancing."  - Buddy Hackett read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3551

Drafts Folder

Every time I click on my drafts folder a window opens: it's cool! read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1975

One-liner #0940

  If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room in which it is located.   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3921
2 min read

Mother's Flu

(Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning husband.) Monday A.M.Dearest: Sleep late. Everything under control. Lunches packed. Kids off to school. Menu for dinner planned. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1538

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2013

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Time For Ambivalence" at:www.cybersalt.org/338x Also, please note that the Cybersalt Site will be offline for a few hour... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5226

Time for Ambivalence

It's time for ambivalence. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2083

Tennis Ball Lesson

A college professor had the mysterious habit of removing a tennis ball from his jacket pocket as he walked into the lecture hall each morning. He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2012

Quote #1387

"A monument only says, 'At least I got this far,' while a footprint says, 'this is where I was when I moved again.'"- William Faulkner. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3273

Sleep

Sleep: There's a nap for that! read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2089

One-liner #0939

My pillow is my hair stylist.... read more..