Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1441 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1926

Grandpa's Prayers

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he, typically, said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1496

Quote #1391

"A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time."- Anne Taylor Fleming read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3227

Cat Obsession

He said "Your obsession with cats is out of control. I can't handle it anymore." She cried, "You're kicking meeeowt?"... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2151

One-liner #0943

I bet the NSA's nickname for my mom is 'all caps in Florida'. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3933

Weight For Help

Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set of weights. "Pleas... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1189

Cybersalt News - October 29, 2013

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Car Fly" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aw8 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6590

Car Fly

I believe I can fly! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1877

Long Marriages

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1807

One-liner #0942

The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5742

Narcissism

Narcissists are people filled with self-pretty. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1656

Quote #1390

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3748

Popping Ears

Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were po... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4641

Pull Over Cookies

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave hi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1228

Cybersalt News - October 28, 2013

There is a new funny horse picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Horse Boat" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aa9 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
8410

Horse Boat

Some in the community were questioning brother Jakob's commitment. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2936

Speeding Rumors

A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.  I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. O... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1935

Consistency In Mentoring

An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. Often she worked late, and as the hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated. One day a student came to her after class with an essay th... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1480

Quote #1389

  "How do you know if you are a servant? By how you react when someone treats you as one."- Dawson Trotman   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6946

Brie Cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1988

One-liner #0941

I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider’s web.... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
863

Helping Ourselves to Learn

There are a number of things we can do to help ourselves learn what God is teaching us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3"> ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1155

Cybersalt News - October 26, 2013

It's been a while since I added a new funny cat or dog picture to the Cybersalt Site, so I've added one of each today!  However, they go together and can only live in one directory so you will fi... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
7205

Cat and Dog Road Trips

We've all seen the difference between how dogs and cats ride in cars.  This explains so much! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1874

Volunteering

One of those physical fitness club franchises was preparing to enter the international market. They placed ads in newspapers all over the county for people who could represent them on a tour. The ad s... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1536

Quote #1388

"Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying a grudge the other guy's out dancing."  - Buddy Hackett read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3201

Drafts Folder

Every time I click on my drafts folder a window opens: it's cool! read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1650

One-liner #0940

  If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room in which it is located.   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3583

Mother's Flu

(Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning husband.) Monday A.M.Dearest: Sleep late. Everything under control. Lunches packed. Kids off to school. Menu for dinner planned. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1201

Cybersalt News - October 25, 2013

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Time For Ambivalence" at:www.cybersalt.org/338x Also, please note that the Cybersalt Site will be offline for a few hour... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4803

Time for Ambivalence

It's time for ambivalence. ... read more..