2013 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

30 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 30, 2013

Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009 is now online! Have a visit with me and my hot water tank by watching "Lukewarm" at:www.cybersalt.org/3adq Enjoy the rest of today's digest.... read more..

30 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

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Lukewarm - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009

A lukewarm hot water tank leads Pastor Tim into thoughts of Revelation 3:14-16. ... read more..

30 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Grandpa's Prayers

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he, typically, said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip... read more..

30 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1391

"A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time."- Anne Taylor Fleming read more..

30 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Cat Obsession

He said "Your obsession with cats is out of control. I can't handle it anymore." She cried, "You're kicking meeeowt?"... read more..

30 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0943

I bet the NSA's nickname for my mom is 'all caps in Florida'. read more..

30 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Weight For Help

Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set of weights. "Pleas... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3980 - October 30, 2013

30 Oct

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

50

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3980 - October 30, 2013

Issue #3980 Today's Table of Contents Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Cybersalt Shaker Episode #009 is now online! Have a visit with me and my read more..

29 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1808

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Cybersalt News - October 29, 2013

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Car Fly" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aw8 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

29 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Car Fly

I believe I can fly! ... read more..

29 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Long Marriages

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what... read more..

29 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0942

The only member of my family with a personal trainer is the dog.... read more..

29 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Narcissism

Narcissists are people filled with self-pretty. read more..

29 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1390

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, read more..

29 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Popping Ears

Aboard a flight from L.A. to New York, Grandma Esther was taking her very first flight. They had only been aloft a few minutes when the elderly lady complained to the stewardess that her ears were po... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3979 - October 29, 2013

29 Oct

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

52

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3979 - October 29, 2013

Issue #3979 Today's Table of Contents Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will fi read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Pull Over Cookies

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave hi... read more..

28 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 28, 2013

There is a new funny horse picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Horse Boat" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aa9 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

28 Oct

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Horse Boat

Some in the community were questioning brother Jakob's commitment. ... read more..

28 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1389

"How do you know if you are a servant? By how you react when someone treats you as one."- Dawson Trotman read more..

28 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Brie Cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? read more..

28 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0941

I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider’s web.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3978 - October 28, 2013

28 Oct

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

44

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3978 - October 28, 2013

Issue #3978 Today's Table of Contents Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News There is a new funny horse picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will read more..

27 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Helping Ourselves to Learn

There are a number of things we can do to help ourselves learn what God is teaching us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3"> ... read more..

26 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 26, 2013

It's been a while since I added a new funny cat or dog picture to the Cybersalt Site, so I've added one of each today! However, they go together and can only live in one directory so you will fi... read more..

26 Oct

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat and Dog Road Trips

We've all seen the difference between how dogs and cats ride in cars. This explains so much! ... read more..

26 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Volunteering

One of those physical fitness club franchises was preparing to enter the international market. They placed ads in newspapers all over the county for people who could represent them on a tour. The ad s... read more..