Monthly Archive

There is a new Funny Picture page on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Lightheaded at Work" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lightheaded-at-work Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

I forgot to wish you all a happy spring! Of course, for all you Southern Hemisphericals, happy fall! Sorry, but it's time to give us the sun back for a few months. There is a new Funny Elephant Pictu... read more..

Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family. Dear Pastor Tim, This is a true story, My husband's grandmother passed away and for many months afterwards my father-in-law made repe... read more..

Home Mechanics Tools and their usage: HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of radar device to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are tr... read more..

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! As I have mentioned before, I'm currently on a sabbatical from the church where I pastor. This means that for the first time in a long time I am not preaching on Palm ... read more..

I bought a box of self-improvement tapes: "How To Handle Disappointment." I got it home and the box was empty.... read more..

Self Denial: I'll be giving up navel-gazing for Lint.... read more..

I gave up the word "loaned" for lent.... read more..

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.... read more..

Bird calls for sale. Cheap.... read more..

It's taken me hours, but I finally put together this IKEA joke.... read more..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away; a garlic a day keeps everyone away!... read more..

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.... read more..

I really wish the dollar store would start selling gas.... read more..

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt Site today. It features hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. You can watch "First Chocolate" at:www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/first-ch... read more..

Here is a video of hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. It's a humbling reminder for all in those times when they feel like their efforts to make a living are not accomplishing much,... read more..

A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hes... read more..

When the English playwright Oscar Wilde arrived at his club late at night after witnessing the first presentation of a play that had been a complete failure, someone asked. "How did your play go tonig... read more..

"When Christ calls a man, he bids him come and die." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

"You will have a deep church and a profound church if you know Jesus deeply and profoundly." - Leonard Sweet read more..

"If you follow Jesus long enough and far enough, you will trespass on the fields of the impossible." - Mark Batterson read more..

Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Potassium? K Can we talk about Sulfer, Uranium and Rhenium now?  SURe How about Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium and Phosphorous? OH SNaP!... read more..

The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"... read more..

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  Men, in this store you must be very clearly and precisely when ordering. You'll find "Clearly and Precisely" at:www.cybersalt.org/f... read more..

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities: 10. Drink molasses 'til you heave. 9. Wet bonnet contest. 8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 7. Buttermilk kegger. 6. Blow past the Dairy Quee... read more..

It is very important to speak clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop. ... read more..

Sorry if you've groan tired of my puns; that's just how eye roll.... read more..

Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow. Yogurt: Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and ferment... read more..

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and igno... read more..

I remember when yoga was called Twister.... read more..