2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1140

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Bird Calls

Bird calls for sale. Cheap.... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1010

It's taken me hours, but I finally put together this IKEA joke.... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1009

An apple a day keeps the doctor away; a garlic a day keeps everyone away!... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1008

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1007

I really wish the dollar store would start selling gas.... read more..

19 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 19, 2016

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt Site today. It features hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. You can watch "First Chocolate" at:www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/first-ch... read more..

18 Mar

Inspiration

Pastor Tim

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First Chocolate

Here is a video of hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. It's a humbling reminder for all in those times when they feel like their efforts to make a living are not accomplishing much,... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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No ID

A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hes... read more..

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Blame

When the English playwright Oscar Wilde arrived at his club late at night after witnessing the first presentation of a play that had been a complete failure, someone asked. "How did your play go tonig... read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

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Quote #1456

"When Christ calls a man, he bids him come and die." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

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Quote #1455

"You will have a deep church and a profound church if you know Jesus deeply and profoundly." - Leonard Sweet read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1454

"If you follow Jesus long enough and far enough, you will trespass on the fields of the impossible." - Mark Batterson read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Chemistry Pun

Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Potassium? K Can we talk about Sulfer, Uranium and Rhenium now? SURe How about Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium and Phosphorous? OH SNaP!... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1006

The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"... read more..

18 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 18, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Men, in this store you must be very clearly and precisely when ordering. You'll find "Clearly and Precisely" at:www.cybersalt.org/f... read more..

17 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities: 10. Drink molasses 'til you heave. 9. Wet bonnet contest. 8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 7. Buttermilk kegger. 6. Blow past the Dairy Quee... read more..

17 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Clearly and Precisely

It is very important to speak clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop. ... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Tired of My Puns?

Sorry if you've groan tired of my puns; that's just how eye roll.... read more..

17 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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The Little Voice

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and igno... read more..

17 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1005

I remember when yoga was called Twister.... read more..

17 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1453

"The more we pray, the more we shall want to pray. The more we pray, the more we can pray. The more we pray, the more we shall pray. He who prays little will pray less, but he who prays much will pr read more..

17 Mar

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Dog Noise Complaint

After receiving noise complaints from neighbors, these people set up a nanny cam and caught their dog doing this. ... read more..

17 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 17, 2016

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Dog Video on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Noise Complaint" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-noise-complaint Enjoy the r... read more..

16 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Willful Sins, Signs vs. Obedience

By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the gam... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Seminary Chops

Pork chops are on the menu down at the seminary tonight: They're casting a pig into a herd of D. Mins.... read more..

16 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1004

Piety: you had me at pie.... read more..

Signs you aren't very competent with a computer

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Signs you aren't very competent with a computer

Signs you aren't very competent with a computer: - You've backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall. - You've put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing. - The soles of yo... read more..

16 Mar

Quotes

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Quote #1452

"I really only love God as much as I love the person I love the least." read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 16, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Printed Headlight" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/printed-headlight Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

15 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

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Printed Headlight

Jordan was beginning to suspect the 3D-printer he bought was a rip-off. ... read more..