Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1324 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2571

Long Road Ahead

Somebody has a long road ahead. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2173

Prayer, Spiritual Leadership

The wives of two Baptist pastors, had a friendship that was unending. Were sitting together as they worked - their husband's clothes they were mending. One said to the other, "My poor John is so dis... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3202

Mr. Jones Is History

Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it a practice to visit the classes from time to time. One day a week, he walked into Miss Smith's 4th grade class, where the children were studying Am... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1376

Quote #1559

"The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth." - John, the Disciple of Jesus read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1371

Soda Test

We just had a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there is no pop quiz.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
789

Cybersalt News - August 29, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. You can watch "Making Victorian Candy" at:www.cyb... read more..

Clean Jokes
3943

Finishing

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1386

One-liner #1111

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1587

How fast the shades of summer have faded

Am I getting old or his time passing faster than it used to? It seems I just settle down to do something and before I know it, it is over. Back in “the day,” a minute had 60 seconds. An hour had 60 m... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
778

Cybersalt News - August 28, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. This is actually the 28th and final Sunday of my sabbatical. Next Sunday I'll be preaching for the first time in 6 months - that will be interesting. Maybe I should go out ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1627

Making Victoria Candy

Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1299

One-liner #1110

Anyone who says, "Easy as taking candy from a baby!" has never tried.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3327

IAMS Hotline

The IAMS Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The Iams Company, handle more than 300,000 inquiries a year from pet owners across the country. Although the majori... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1784

Concentrate

When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns. He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1625

Quote #1558

"You fearful saints fresh courage take, the clouds you so much dread are big with mercy and will break in blessings on your head." - Anonymous read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1646

Word Play

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
803

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Vent" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vent Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Clean Jokes
3681

Laundry Husband

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
2960

Dog Vent

Suddenly the cat's belldidn't seem so dumb. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2924

One, Two, Three

Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1259

One-liner #1109

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1751

State of The World

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on t... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2914

Quote #1557

"Those who play on fear, who practice the politics of division, who fuel nationalistic fervor, and who incite violence and hate are strengthened by ignorance and public resignation." – Dr. Samantha read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1346

Old Testament Barista

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
792

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Steps from the Court" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/steps-from-the-tennis-court Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4781

Steps from the Tennis Court

The rental add said, "Steps from the Tennis Court" ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1663

Quote #1556

  "Disciples are producers not consumers." - Mike Breen read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1440

Party of None

Lousy Restaurant ... I have my reservations.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2124

Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."... read more..

Clean Jokes
3488

Old Friends

Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn... read more..