Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 757 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
771

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with my messages from the last two weeks - including Mother's Day. Motherhood Gone Awrywww.westsidefamily.org/messages/moth... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
829

Beyond Our Control

Isaac, Jacob, and Joseph are examples of faith to us because they trusted God with things beyond their control.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170521.mp3{/audio} read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1488

Where Do You Look When She’s Lost Her Voice?

It has been a quiet week at the parsonage. Far quieter than usual. I cannot remember a time when it was quieter. If silence is golden, the week glowed with a yellow brilliance. Have you ever noticed ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1148

One-liner #1191

I wonder how long it will take this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him?... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1987

Quote #1638

"The secret to contentment is Christ in me, not a different set of circumstances." - Elisabeth Elliot read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6202

Surgery Pun

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient wakes up, and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon says. The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you'r... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1822

The King's Highway

Once a king had a great highway built for the members of his kingdom. After it was completed, but before it was opened to the public, the king decided to have a contest. He invited as many as desired ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3872

Second Grade Math

I was the substitute teacher for a second-grade math class that was learning about groups. In one exercise, pupils were asked to label a group of items according to their common characteristics.Pictur... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2775

Wish Split

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer were in Ft. Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decided to walk up and down the be... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
683

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you've ever gotten all worked up to do something and then lost your nerve, you know how the cat feels in today's newest Funny Cat picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
9332

Cat and Peacock

On second thought . . . LET ME IN !!!!!!! ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1153

One-liner #1190

The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car: "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you!"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1107

Quote #1637

"He that can take rest is greater than he who can take cities." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3082

Geometry

Geometry: Without it life is pointless.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1073

Parenting Progress

Our three year-old granddaughter, Audrey, had just been through an episode of potty training by her Mom, who expressed concerns about her slow progress. Audrey, somewhat tired of the proces... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
1744

Murphy's Laws for Parents

1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leak proof thermoses will. 3. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 14, 2017

Happy Mother's Day, Mom!Sunday greetings everyone and Happy Mother's Day - for those of you who are celebrating. I know it's not an easy day for many. I hope you have people around you who understand ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
782

Motherhood Gone Awry

When motherhood, or any other significant or role or relationship, goes awry, remember that God sees you, hears you, and that you are significant to Him.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20 read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1017

My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice

Nothing is more important to a blissful marriage than finding a point of agreement. Every veteran husband knows if he wants to change his wife’s mind about anything, just agree with her. It is amazing... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1159

Quote #1636

"There are two great days in a person's life: the day you are born, and the day you discover why." - William Barclay read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1635

Cooking Spice

William Tell was not only a great patriot and a great archer, he was also a great cook. One day, after he had prepared a new dish for his friends, he said, "I think there is one or more spices missin... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2625

Brotherly Advice

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman. "Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said. "Just flap your arms really hard." So Mickey cl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8498

Starting Over

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had to do over again. "Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1085

One-liner #1189

Sometimes my age is very inappropriate for my behavior.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
747

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cremation was not widely accepted when it started to become practice in the western world. It doesn't look good for the newest form of disposal either. You'll see what we read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
20071

Funeral Chipper

Because cremation is not for everyone. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2756

Dead Men

Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead, when in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psyc... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
12825

5 Toughest Questions Women Ask Men

1.  What are you thinking about?2.  Do you love me?3.  Do I look fat?4.  Do you think she is prettier than me?5.  What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so d read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1387

Train Fuel

A steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was running low on coal. The engineer said to his fireman, "We're coming to a town, let's stop and send the porter out to get more coal. Can you se... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1254

Integrity #2

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and... read more..