Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 757 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
786

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2017

Palm Sunday greetings everyone. If you missed church today, or re looking for more Palm Sunday messages, you will find 7 Palm Sunday sermons on the page at: www.westsidefamily.org/tag/212-p... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1333

The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind

One thing I have learned throughout my life is sometimes speaking your mind only gets a piece of somebody else’s mind – and not the good piece. The old saying goes that you can’t teach an old dog new... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2050

Clergy Types

Forgive me, Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest ... for I have synonymed.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1568

Quote #1627

"Grace often grows strongest where conviction of sin has pierced deepest." - Sinclair Ferguson read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1115

One-liner #1180

I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1879

Where God Ain't

He was just a little boy, on a week's first day. He was wandering home from Sunday School, and dawdling on the way. He scuffed his shoes into the grass; he found a caterpillar. He found a fluffy mil... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3225

Burger Change

I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger drive-through for lunch to eat on the way back to work. I ordered the #1 combo (burger, fry, coke) for $4.29. She said "th... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
870

Cybersalt News - April 6, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Any youngest kids out there?  Ever get a cake like the one in today's newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Youngest Cake" at:www.cybersalt.org/funn... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4587

Youngest Cake

You might be the youngest kid if . . . . ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3000

Line Ups

Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve. He complained about everything. One day he went to the creek with his mule and as he went he complained so much that the mul... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2297

Frustration

The minister stormed into the vestry and flung his sermon notes on the table. "Today," he shouted to the church officer, "I have preached to a congregation of jackasses!" The Church officer nodded, ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1091

Quote #1626

"The Bible is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1200

Hated Key

I hate the key of e-minor. It gives me the e-b-g-b's... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1110

One-liner #1179

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3084

Lost Goober Hunters

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his bud read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
795

Sarah and Abraham - Hall of Faith

Sarah and Abraham are an example of faith because their consideration of God's faithfulness suspended their disbelief.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170402.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
882

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder's friends are getting old and he is perfectly happy to keep up with them. You can read "All My Friends Are Getting Old" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2456

God Uses Little People

God uses little peopleto do things needing done,And since he lives inside of us,He and us are one. God wants to use our bodies,Our feet and hands and heart,To do his tasks is what he asks,And now we ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1009

Vegetarian Error

Being a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3025

Financing Surgery

A woman had a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So, she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering." He answered, "Well, there is... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1490

All My Friends Are Getting Old

Getting old seems to be a long and slow process. The longer it goes the older you get. I didn’t really think I was getting old until a few weeks ago I was visiting with some friends from high school.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1098

One-liner #1178

Often when one door closes and another door opens ... you're in prison.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1326

Quote #1625

"Don't trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar." - Unknown read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
820

Cybersalt News - March 30, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Sometimes the lowest quote isn't the best quote. You can see this in today's newest funny car picture "Window Repair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/window-repair ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1737

A Special Place

There is a special place in life, That needs my humble skill, A certain job I'm meant to do, Which no one else can fulfill. The time will be demanding, And the pay is not too good And yet I wouldn't ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3397

Window Repair

In hindsight, the lower quote wasn't the best deal. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2798

The Pigmy and the Dinosaur

A scientist finds evidence of an actual dinosaur, alive and living in the rainforests of South America. He campaigns several universities and succeeds in getting a grant to launch an expedition. Seve... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1168

Two Laws

You've heard of Murphy's law right? Yes . . .  Why? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's law? No . . . . It's thinly sliced cabbage... read more..

Clean Jokes
2706

The Importance of Correct Punctuation

We've all been told how important it is to use correct punctuation. Well, here is a letter that illustrates the fact: *Version One* Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1131

One-liner #1177

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.... read more..