Monthly Archive

2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 757 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1598

I’ll Do It First Thing Tomorrow

You would think being a husband as long as I have been I would have learned the fine art of negotiating with my wife. And trust me, it is an artistic creation. When I got married, somebody told me th... read more..

Inspiration
Pastor Tim
1104

Decluttering: My 7 Top Practical Tips for Getting it Done

Don't let tidy people boss you around! Did you know you can add your own style to how you declutter? Deedee Knight has some great ideas to help reduce the stress of removing stressful clutter in your ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
857

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am happy to announce that a few months ago Cybersalt acquired the domain www.cybersalt.com. In 1998, I missed buying that domain by 11 months and so I bought www.cyb... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1530

Gratis Recycling

I gave all my dead batteries away today ... free of charge.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5240

Vocal Dyslexia

There is a disease terrible that strikes 10 out of 1 Americans 15 every minutes. Vocal Dyslexia it's called. An elment I've been lifing all my fight. It can warn without striking and has no ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1181

One-liner #1165

Don't wear headphones while vacuuming; I've just finished the whole house before realizing the vacuum wasn't plugged in.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1465

Quote #1613

"What wings are to a bird and sails to a ship, so is prayer to the soul." - Corrie Ten Boom read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1770

Conclusions and Impressions

Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing starte... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2970

Mom Wonder

A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like. She said, "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
840

Places Everybody!

A soul-sleep in the grave or conscious with Jesus: where do we go when we die and await the resurrection?  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170212.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
884

Cybersalt News - February 12, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Today, on the Cybersalt Site, Rev. James Snyder is thinking about all the things there are to do and the things he is able to do.  You can read "The Strange Myth of Mu... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1191

The Strange Myth of Multitasking

I have been pondering a delicate question this week. Why is it I can only do one thing at a time? If only I could do several things at a time, I could get more accomplished. The Gracious Mistress of ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1115

One-liner #1164

The relationship between Husband and Wife is very psychological; one is Psycho and the other is Logical - and whatever you do, don't try to figure out Who is Who.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2625

Cakes and Ale and Legalism

Here is a purported-to-be-true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day, a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5516

Valentine's Day

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1290

Quote #1612

"Our job is to love others without stopping to inquire whether or not they are worthy." - Thomas Merton read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
711

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2017

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new inspirational video on the Cybersalt Site today. If you feel overwhelmed by the need or desire to declutter or downsize your surroundings, you'll find some v... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2734

What Kind of Person

We were listening to a lecture on psychic phenomena in our Comparative Religions course. Our instructor told us about a woman who contacted police working on a missing-persons case.  "She gave e... read more..

Inspiration
Pastor Tim
2105

How I Beat the Emotional Blocks to Decluttering & Downsizing

If you ever feel overwhelmed by the need or desire to declutter or downsize your surroundings, here are some great solutions to that from Knight Designs. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2574

Quote #1611

"Worry does not take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace." - Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1227

Null Armstrong

To the guy who invented "zero" ... Thanks for nothing!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1127

One-liner #1163

I just ordered a life alert bracelet so if I ever get a life I'll be notified immediately! read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2043

Great Value in Disaster

Thomas Edison's laboratory was virtually destroyed by fire in December, 1914. Although the damage exceeded $2 million, the buildings were only insured for $238,000 because they were made of concrete a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4618

Winter in Wisconsin

It's winter in WisconsinAnd the gentle breezes blow,70 miles per hourAt 52 below! Oh, how I love WisconsinWhen the snow's up to your butt.You take a breath of winter airAnd your nose is frozen shut. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
866

Say What?

Responding with contempt to what God might be speaking into our lives is no way to live in relationship with Him.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170205.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1372

Nice Kids

No matter how kind you are, German children are always kinder.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
733

Cybersalt News - February 5, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Walter McLauren e-mailed me on Friday wondering if I had "called in fat" last Chicken Thursday (a new one for me) because I had not sent a mailing out. As it happened, Wedn... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1946

Quote #1610

"I heard your prayer. Trust my timing." - TobyMac #SpeakLife read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1837

Secret Sin

My friend's father is a locksmith in a resort town. Once he saw a group of beach goers park near his shop and dump trash from their car on his property. As soon as they were out of sight, the locksm... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3643

*Famous Sports Quotes*

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."--Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it tak read more..