Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 655 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
622

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3466

Produce Profit

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers who wanted to invest $100 they won in the lotte... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2810

Quote #1748

"Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine any brighter." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1095

Synonym Challenge

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1158

One-liner #1307

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you have diarrhea.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2163

Selfless Dedication

In a small town in America, there was a Doctor Brackett. He was known as the poor man's friend because he spent hours at the bedside of unfortunates and never ever took a fee from them. He lived in tw... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3334

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! - We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you. - It's not that you aren't a responsible worke read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
636

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It's the British Columbia Day long weekend here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. This week, Rev. James Snyder reflects upon and muses about what he can and can't do anymor... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1072

I Never Thought I Could

As a person gets older things change. By things, I am referring to my body. When I was young, I never gave a thought to what it would be like when I got old. I was too busy enjoying my being young. W... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1593

Quote #1747

"When you go through a trial, the sovereignty of God is the pillow upon which you lay your head." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1442

"E" Equals

Einstein developed a theory about space; and it was about time too.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1818

From the Mouths of Children

"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants." Ari K, age 7 "Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals." Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and t read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4899

Martha's Way vs My Way

Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone. For Pete's sake, you are probabl... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1285

One-liner #1306

Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
646

Cybersalt News - August 2, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thankful for the initial results from the Be a Billionaire fund raiser. We have been able to help 2 persecuted families with this month's rent, food, and some other k... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4016

Mini Dracula

Before you read this PearlyGates item, I want to warn you that there is a word used in a manner within it that not all of you may appreciate. I myself, personally, do not think this joke is unclean bu... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1849

Conviction

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innoce... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
4795

Quote #1746

"The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you." - Werner Heisenberg, father of Quantum Physics read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1199

Fungi Finder

Says one hiker, "Dang, I can't find the device that helps me locate delicious mushrooms!" Responds his friend, "Oh no! You've lost your morel compass!"... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3571

Card Cover Up

A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?" The man sai... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1217

One-liner #1305

Walkie-talkies neither walk nor talk; they should be called holdie-noisies.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
654

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Thanks to all the new "billionaires" who donated to the "Be a Billionaire" fund raiser. You learn more and still donate to help persecuted Christians and receive worthless,... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
3172

Complaint Box

On my tombstone, please write: "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1759

Moms, Child rights, Parent Rights

My son came home from school one day,with a smirk upon his face.He'd decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two,that's taught by Mr. Wright?It's all about ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3155

Fly Catch

My wife had never been to a baseball game, so I took her to see the Los Angeles Dodgers one night. Our seats were right behind the third-base line. At the top of the first inning, the batter hit a fo... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3596

Now I Know How Noah Must Have Felt

I enjoy rain when it dances on the flowers on a hot summer afternoon invigorating the day and making everything smell fresh and clean. That is what rain is supposed to do. I believe it is found in s... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
706

Be A Billionaire Fund Raiser - Thank You

Thank you for your "Be A Billionaire" donation! Your gift will help persecuted Christians and encourage them greatly. If you are interested in connecting personally with a persecuted Christian, plea... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1404

One-liner #1304

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1876

Quote #1745

"Religion says: God will love us if we change. The Gospel says: God's love changes us." - Unknown read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
668

Cybersalt News - July 26, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! This weeks news is longer than I usually like it to be, but last Sunday I said that today I would reveal the secret of the 52.19 trillion tally and it requires a few more p... read more..