Monthly Archive

2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 656 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1292

The Time it is, Really.

Time is a strange thing, if you ask me. Even though I wear a wristwatch every day, most of the time I do not know what time it really is. And for that matter, how important is time? It came to me in ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
648

Cybersalt News - January 28, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is a pretty funny guy, so who better to say that, "In A Busy World We Still Need To Take Time To Laugh." You can read more about that at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1027

Quote #1703

"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." - Oscar Wilde read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3331

Earthquake Theory

"The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1591

Management vs. Solutions

After moving into our new office space, I was given the job of completing an Occupational Health and Safety report about the building. I discovered that the building had been built with no fire exit! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2799

Trojan Virus Warning

Hey Hector, This was forwarded to me by Cassandra - it looks legit. Please distribute to Priam, Hecuba, and your 99 siblings. Thanks,Laocoon TO: Trojan Army Listserv RE: WARNING!! BEWARE GREEKS BE... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1184

One-liner #1261

I want to hear the voice of the great silent majority. - Richard Nixon... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
737

Cybersalt News - January 25, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are projects galore happening at Cybersalt Word Headquarters this week so today the only news is this picture of me at work! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pa... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2242

Quote #1702

"Safe migration cannot be limited to the global elite." -António Guterres, UN Secretary-General read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
14053

Treasure Pun

A pirate captain was out to retrieve his buried treasure. After months of hard sailing, his ship caught sight of land, the land to which his treasure map had been leading. He and his first mate disem... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1719

Disappointment with Parents

Laura and Freddy are cousins, and their grandma is babysitting them for the day. Although Freddy's mom is the renowned chef in the family, Laura's mom prepared lunch earlier, including potatoes in th... read more..

Clean Jokes
3037

How Old Am I?

A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?" One ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1341

One-liner #1260

If there's anything I can't stand, it's intolerance.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
682

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder is a pretty funny guy, so who better to say that, "In A Busy World We Still Need To Take Time To Laugh." You can read more about that at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1068

Quote #1701

"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweizer read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
6635

In A Busy World We Still Need To Take Time To Laugh

In many ways, the American home faces the danger of becoming a vanishing institution. Along with its extinction, the family unit as we know it is in danger. Children are not growing up in homes anymor... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3567

Performance Pun

During the performance of a high school drama class at the local theatre, the stage floor was damaged resulting in a distinct hole. Subsequent acts managed to avoid the damaged area until Billy, jugg... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1922

The Road of Life

At first, I saw God as my observer, my judge, keeping track of the things I did wrong, so as to know whether I merited heaven or hell when I die. He was out there, sort of like a president. I rec... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4029

Can't Take It With You

"You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're shopping, I'll browse in the hardware store." An hour later, she returned and saw him at the checkout counter. The cl read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1199

One-liner #1259

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
844

Cybersalt News - January 18, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to H. Penner for today's chicken picture! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1476

Quote #1700

"I had to surrender my 'if only' to Jesus." - Corrie ten Boom read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5647

Golf in Heaven

A man who was an avid golfer finally got a once in a lifetime chance for an audience with the Pope. After standing in line for hours, he got to the Pope and said, "Holiness, I have a question that onl... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3289

Handy Engineering Conversions

When it comes to Conversion Tables, this one will take the cake! - Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi - 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton - 1 millionth of a mouthwash: ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1881

An Honest Day's Work

Today's Illustration "An Honest Day's Work" was one I read on www.sermoncentral.com The USS Astoria (C-34) was the first U.S. cruiser to engage the Japanese during the Battle of Savo Island, a night ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3503

Shoe Fit

A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. "Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1368

One-liner #1258

When I was young, if any of us kids got sick, my mother would bring out the chicken soup. Of course, that didn't' work for broken bones; for broken bones, she gave us boiled beef. - George Burns... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
646

Cybersalt News - January 14, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder enjoys leftovers of the food type and the blessing type. You can read more about that in "I’m In Leftover Heaven" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1238

I’m In Leftover Heaven

I do confess that I enjoy the holiday seasons just like everybody else. One of the main ingredients I enjoy more than anything else is the holiday cuisine. At our house, I must duly confess, it is the... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
993

Quote #1699

"God left you on earth for a purpose. Do it." - unknown read more..